Egg and beans on the same plate?

[Melanius Mullarkey]

24 minutes ago, Unleash The Nade said:

Points worth noting.

Bacon has to be smoked and crispy as f**k.

Black pudding : Stornaway 

Haggis : McSweens 

Link Sausage . Pork with a bit texture . Good quality beef link also acceptable 

Square Sausage . Steak 

Eggs . Fried , ensuring the white is completely cooked , yolk medium/ runny

Beans: Heinz, cooked down until soft and most of the juice evaporated 

Mushrooms : slow cooked in butter and dried on kitchen towel before serving

Tomato: 1 tomato halved cooked until soft and slightly well done on flat side .

Tattie Scone: Fried in bacon fat 

Sauce: HP Brown 

Eta. A slice of fruit pudding is an acceptable addition 

Could live with that but the dumpling can gtf. 

Slice of polony perhaps.

[vikingTON]

13 minutes ago, jagfox99 said:

Looks decent but your better taking the butter out of the wrapping before eating...

No need as it simply melted all over the farl anyway.

[Venti]

17 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Could live with that but the dumpling can gtf. 

Slice of polony perhaps.

Talking baloney.

[Unleash The Nade]

Cadora Cafe in Tarbet serves an excellent breakfast .( square sausage is under the toast )

All of this for £6.00

Only slight criticism was beans were a bit too runny and tomato not cooked enough.

[ah-dee]

im having brinner tomorrow. eggs, bacon, sausage, beans and chips. brilliant

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

Just now, Unleash The Nade said:

Cadora Cafe in Tarbet serves an excellent breakfast .( square sausage is under the toast )

All of this for £6.00

Only slight criticism was beans were a bit too runny and tomato not cooked enough.

Is that an owl pellet top left?

[Venti]

4 minutes ago, Zen Archer said:

Is that an owl pellet top left?

Think we've reached the Partridge joke limit on this thread already.

[philpy]

Smokey bacon can f**k off. Leaves me with a terrible thirst.

[Bert Raccoon]

9 minutes ago, philpy said:

Smokey bacon can f**k off. Leaves me with a terrible thirst.

That's why you have a pint with it. On that point, there's something incredibly enjoyable about having a beer with a cooked breakfast.

[Melanius Mullarkey]

4 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said:

On that point, there's something incredibly enjoyable about having a beer with a cooked breakfast.

This. Two of life’s great pleasures rolled into one.

[Venti]

27 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said:

That's why you have a pint with it. On that point, there's something incredibly enjoyable about having a beer with a cooked breakfast.

Tennent's of course.

[Herman Hessian]

1 hour ago, virginton said:

On the topic of disgraces to a cooked breakfast, do not be fooled by the claims of 'Bury black pudding' to be some sort of high-quality product  Presumably dreamt up during the war to use up spare sawdust, it has less than 3% fat content - which means that under the heat it turns into a completely dry, tasteless biscuit. A shan black pudding for shan, Brexit Britain. 

there's a place called pateley bridge in yorkshire,  just north of harrogate, which is the centre of the black pudding universe; it has two independent family-run butchers, about two hundred yards apart at either end of the high street, and they enter all the local agricultural shows, village fetes and other competitive-type things vying for supremacy, mostly based on black pudding based superiority; one of them also makes a ludicrous selection of pork pies, including ones with both mushy pea and black pudding "toppings" in 'em; the pub also serves theakston's old peculiar on draught which - so a friend advises - has the ability to render some folk incapable of walking, holding a conversation or safely negotiating just three simple steps up to the front door of their cottage without falling over...

obviously, what with bury being in lancashire an' all, everything from there is absolute shite; their black pudding inadequacy does not surprise me...

[Tony Ferrino]

Isn't "Eggs and beans" rhyming slang for Jeans?

i.e. I've got my Eggs on the night.

[Melanius Mullarkey]

Just now, Tony Ferrino said:

Isn't "Eggs and beans" rhyming slang for Jeans?

i.e. I've got my Eggs on the night.

^^^ sitting chugging away to Japanese Steak Lorne on the computer.

[Venti]

9 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

^^^ sitting chugging away to Japanese Steak Lorne on the computer.

Wagyu Lorne/Slice could be a new thing...

[Unleash The Nade]

1 hour ago, Falkirk Cyclist said:

The plate isn't big enough to house this breakfast.     

If a plate has over 75% food coverage then it's too small and will cause unnecessary tension to the end user.    

That indeed may be the case in Perthshire 

[Granny Danger]

1 hour ago, Herman Hessian said:

there's a place called pateley bridge in yorkshire,  just north of harrogate, which is the centre of the black pudding universe; it has two independent family-run butchers, about two hundred yards apart at either end of the high street, and they enter all the local agricultural shows, village fetes and other competitive-type things vying for supremacy, mostly based on black pudding based superiority; one of them also makes a ludicrous selection of pork pies, including ones with both mushy pea and black pudding "toppings" in 'em; the pub also serves theakston's old peculiar on draught which - so a friend advises - has the ability to render some folk incapable of walking, holding a conversation or safely negotiating just three simple steps up to the front door of their cottage without falling over...

obviously, what with bury being in lancashire an' all, everything from there is absolute shite; their black pudding inadequacy does not surprise me...

The black pudding universe?

[8MileBU]

Is there any chippy that cooks slice/lorne sausage suppers?  

Yes.

[supermik]

I love beans on toast. I love beans on a mince pie and chips. I hate beans on a breakfast!

[DeeTillEhDeh]

Best black pudding I've ever had was from (whisper it) the failed statelet.