BullyWeeStonehouse Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 13 minutes ago, Savage Henry said: This. Took me two years to recover. What did your treatment and recovery entail? I hurt my back on Monday bending down to put a trainer on and my back went. I think it might be a slipped/ herniated disc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diegomarahenry Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 Didn't happen to me but it sounded awful. One of my mates sat on a cracked toilet seat, it was a thin plastic seat and was cracked right at the front. When he sat down, it opened the crack up (on the seat) but when he stood up, it closed catching dick skin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 12 hours ago, BullyWeeStonehouse said: Ligament damage is horrendously sore. Whilst playing for Bully Wee United I went in for a 50/50 with the keeper (think the team was Livi Supporters). He got there a split second before me and my foot got caught under his body and my momentum carried my full body weight forward and hyperextended my knee. Fucking agony is the only way to describe it. Genuinely couldn't bend my leg for about 2 months. Yeah it’s ligaments for me. Tore clean through them in my ankle and was out of action for nearly 6 months. Would rather have broken my leg. That was about 8 years ago and I’m still not fully recovered tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Scan Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 13 hours ago, BullyWeeStonehouse said: What did your treatment and recovery entail? I hurt my back on Monday bending down to put a trainer on and my back went. I think it might be a slipped/ herniated disc. Sounds like ligament damage. Slipped disc you would know all about it. Couldn't get off the ground as spasms took over Doctor came and gave us morphine couldn't move for a week To answer your question ice your painful area. Don't put heat on it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 Anybody mentioned getting their dick caught in their zipper a la "Something About Mary?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullyWeeStonehouse Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 43 minutes ago, Uncle Scan said: Sounds like ligament damage. Slipped disc you would know all about it. Couldn't get off the ground as spasms took over Doctor came and gave us morphine couldn't move for a week To answer your question ice your painful area. Don't put heat on it I’ve been on diazepam, naproxen and co-codamol since Monday and the pain is almost completely gone. Id describe it as mildly uncomfortable now. Although on Monday I couldn’t sit or stand and had to lie down basically until Tuesday morning but even then walking down the stairs to lie on the couch was a mission in itself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullyWeeStonehouse Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Yeah it’s ligaments for me. Tore clean through them in my ankle and was out of action for nearly 6 months. Would rather have broken my leg. That was about 8 years ago and I’m still not fully recovered tbh. I didn’t play football for a good 6 or 7 months after that injury. Luckily, I’ve had no recurring issues with it since. I was only about 22 or 23 when it happened so having age on my side might be a contributing factor to that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Scan Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 3 minutes ago, BullyWeeStonehouse said: I’ve been on diazepam, naproxen and co-codamol since Monday and the pain is almost completely gone. Id describe it as mildly uncomfortable now. Although on Monday I couldn’t sit or stand and had to lie down basically until Tuesday morning but even then walking down the stairs to lie on the couch was a mission in itself. I lay on my living room floor for a week Had to get help to go to the toilet as too painful to stand even with the drugs you have mentioned. The twinges are still there even it happened 12 year ago and still have to ice up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullyWeeStonehouse Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 11 minutes ago, Uncle Scan said: I lay on my living room floor for a week Had to get help to go to the toilet as too painful to stand even with the drugs you have mentioned. The twinges are still there even it happened 12 year ago and still have to ice up Sorry to hear that. Mines seems to get like this once or twice a year out of the blue. I’ve chucked playing football as well as that would aggravate it but only mildly in comparison to putting on a trainer… old age doesn’t come itself! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 3 hours ago, BullyWeeStonehouse said: I’ve been on diazepam, naproxen and co-codamol since Monday and the pain is almost completely gone. Id describe it as mildly uncomfortable now. Although on Monday I couldn’t sit or stand and had to lie down basically until Tuesday morning but even then walking down the stairs to lie on the couch was a mission in itself. Next week's pain is the resulting shiteing-out-a-cricket-ball that comes with co-codamol 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 2 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Next week's pain is the resulting shiteing-out-a-cricket-ball that comes with co-codamol I'll send him some of my fantabulous lentil & vegetable soup. That cricket ball will fire out of his arse like a greased piglet. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 19 hours ago, BullyWeeStonehouse said: What did your treatment and recovery entail? I hurt my back on Monday bending down to put a trainer on and my back went. I think it might be a slipped/ herniated disc. Involved a lot of strong pain killers and nerve suppressants, and several months of hydrotherapy and physio. So glad I avoided surgery, but it was incremental progress. The chiropractor did very little for me, but the hydrotherapy was just the ticket. Three times a week for six months. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullyWeeStonehouse Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 21 minutes ago, Savage Henry said: Involved a lot of strong pain killers and nerve suppressants, and several months of hydrotherapy and physio. So glad I avoided surgery, but it was incremental progress. The chiropractor did very little for me, but the hydrotherapy was just the ticket. Three times a week for six months. I Will look into the physio and hydrotherapy then. I’ve tried a chiropractor in the past and most recently kinetic chain release therapy. KCR gives you almost instant relief but it’s clearly not a long term fix as I’ve been three times in a year. If only a spinal transplant was a thing… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullyWeeStonehouse Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 2 hours ago, scottsdad said: Next week's pain is the resulting shiteing-out-a-cricket-ball that comes with co-codamol My new nickname in the house is Big Innes… 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 Wednesday night was quite horrific. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 Plantar fasciitis is a c**t right enough. Right up the heel, under the sole, up the ankle joint, up the top of the foot and right up the toes. A very painful cold-like ache. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 6 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: That cricket ball will fire out of his arse like a greased piglet. Thought I was in the Tory party thread there 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Tourette Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 I broke two ribs and bruised a lung in a full on collision playing football and was lying winded after the collisionI’ll forever remember frantically trying to breathe in and every breath being absolute agony. Some of the other players thought I was having a fitAnd for the next 4 weeks desperately trying not to sneeze when I felt one coming on because I knew what was coming 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 It’s between toothache (had one night about 6 months ago of no sleep as it felt like my cheekbone had shattered) or a testicular torsion (that was 13 or so years ago now, that pain caused me to faint). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 I broke two ribs and bruised a lung in a full on collision playing football and was lying winded after the collisionI’ll forever remember frantically trying to breathe in and every breath being absolute agony. Some of the other players thought I was having a fitAnd for the next 4 weeks desperately trying not to sneeze when I felt one coming on because I knew what was comingAh yeh. Bust ribs after an opponent thickened out of a a tackle and jumped in the air. His knee whacked into my ribs and sent me flying. We finished the game but I kept having to take shallower and shallower breaths to stop the pain.Had a nightmare that night whereby I dreamt I got shot in the ribs.Utter agony for a week, couldn't play football for about six weeks.As an aside, if you want to stop a sneeze, tickle the roof of your mouth with your tongue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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