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It's a fad. The folk who do it all tend to dress in a very similar fashion as well.

They're also the cretins who run on to the pitch after a goal as well.

Bet they're the type who always put 'Waterfall' and that Inspiral Carpets song on the jukebox too.

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It's a fad. The folk who do it all tend to dress in a very similar fashion as well.
They're also the cretins who run on to the pitch after a goal as well.
Bet they're the type who always put 'Waterfall' and that Inspiral Carpets song on the jukebox too.


You’re a strange guy
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Just now, Stellaboz said:
14 hours ago, DA Baracus said:
Run down the front when their team scores a goal. Bonus moron points for thickos trying to navigate seats in front of them.

Runs around Somerset with another poster on his shoulders going mental type

Ha, the police guy was raging

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5 minutes ago, Stellaboz said:
7 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:
Ha, the police guy was raging

Seething, one might say! No idea what they thought the problem was, if I had fallen it'd be my own drunken fault (your fault).

Too much goading for them

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There’s a right bunch of miserable, lonely cretins on here just name checking every little things that bothers them far more than it should.

As for something that actually deserves to be in this thread: people who spend thousands upon thousands doing up a shitty wee banger of a car to make it sound like a rally car whilst parading around residential streets at 30 miles per hour.

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There’s a right bunch of miserable, lonely cretins on here just name checking every little things that bothers them far more than it should.
As for something that actually deserves to be in this thread: people who spend thousands upon thousands doing up a shitty wee banger of a car to make it sound like a rally car whilst parading around residential streets at 30 miles per hour.
Please don't insult stunning sounding rally cars by comparing them to the shitheaps these wee fannies drive around in.
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Samsung snobs are just as bad. my girlfriend has an s9 or something like that, paying over £60 a month or such like.

i have a cheap samsung that gives me all i need for £22 a month. i honestly cant tell the difference between the two


My girlfriend is the same. Got whatever the newest Samsung is a few weeks ago, when I asked her how she ended up with a new phone she said it was because her current contract was coming up “in a couple of weeks”.

Took great pleasure listening to her arguing with her current provider over having to pay the few hundred pound cancellation fee for her current contract a wee while later.

She is constantly dropping, smashing, losing phones too so no doubt this one won’t last very long.

Examples like this are why we can never have a joint bank account. I would have to Rangers her within about a month.
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On 15/12/2018 at 12:35, Dindeleux said:

 


My girlfriend is the same. Got whatever the newest Samsung is a few weeks ago, when I asked her how she ended up with a new phone she said it was because her current contract was coming up “in a couple of weeks”.

Took great pleasure listening to her arguing with her current provider over having to pay the few hundred pound cancellation fee for her current contract a wee while later.

She is constantly dropping, smashing, losing phones too so no doubt this one won’t last very long.

Examples like this are why we can never have a joint bank account. I would have to Rangers her within about a month.

 

Do we share the same girlfriend?

New phone all the time - check

Drops or loses it daily - check

Never in a month of fucking all days under the sun getting a joint account - check

I think you left some boxers at hers, the ones I'm wearing just now aren't mine.

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