Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 53 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Do you have grapes for nipples? If so, I'm in. I'll have anything you want me to have for a small fee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 1 hour ago, sjc said: ??? Dee Man is the resident prozzie murderer. magee is simply, magee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Dee Man is the resident prozzie murderer. magee is simply, magee. Magee is far, far more than just "Magee", unless you mean by that a filthy pervert that sniffs the panties of the women whose boiler (not a euphemism) he is servicing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 9 minutes ago, sjc said: Magee is far, far more than just "Magee", unless you mean by that a filthy pervert that sniffs the panties of the women whose boiler (not a euphemism) he is servicing? Thats exactly what I meant 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 Having a poppy on the front of your car 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDuffman Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 Females puting on their makeup on, on the bus. Why can't they paint their faces in the house before they leave. Seen 1 taking a whole 40 min journey doing it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 On this topic, females who lather on loads of make up and end up looking ridiculous and massively less attractive. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 I don't think they're doing it to appear attractive to you, meight. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 55 minutes ago, MacDuffman said: Females puting on their makeup on, on the bus. Why can't they paint their faces in the house before they leave. Seen 1 taking a whole 40 min journey doing it. Surely that's sensible? Rather than having to get up out of bed earlier, have a lie in and do that shit on the bus when there's not much else to do. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockMusic Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 People who buy a car from Arnold Clark (I know...) and keep the yellow advertising sticker on the rear window. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 On 28/03/2019 at 16:37, sjc said: Magee is far, far more than just "Magee", unless you mean by that a filthy pervert that sniffs the panties of the women whose boiler (not a euphemism) he is servicing? Aye ok then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 People over the age of 19 who think it’s cool to drive around town and race others in their shitty souped up Corsas. 4 minutes ago, Flybhoy said: Aye ok then. Imagine thinking you only sniffed their shreddies, amirite m8? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockMusic Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 8 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: People over the age of 19 who think it’s cool to drive around town and race others in their shitty souped up Corsas. Imagine thinking you only sniffed their shreddies, amirite m8? The two funniest car mods I ever saw happened about 3 weeks apart, about 15 years ago, both in Clydebank. The first was a Vauxhall Corsa with twin exhausts ( no, really) but it was outdone by a Renault Clio 3 weeks later. The muppet driving the Clio had put a formula 1 style spoiler on his car. Now, because a hatchback has a near vertical rear end, the guy had put it on the roof!!! It was utterly ridiculous looking and I genuinely nearly came off the road I was laughing that much. Let's not even mention that formula 1 rear spoilers prevent them from taking off at high speeds, something a Clio can't do, and so one on the roof would utterly bugger the car's streamlining. Neds - you've got to love them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 1 hour ago, MacDuffman said: Females puting on their makeup on, on the bus. Why can't they paint their faces in the house before they leave. Seen 1 taking a whole 40 min journey doing it. That's probably why she didn't do it before she left. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 The two funniest car mods I ever saw happened about 3 weeks apart, about 15 years ago, both in Clydebank. The first was a Vauxhall Corsa with twin exhausts ( no, really) but it was outdone by a Renault Clio 3 weeks later. The muppet driving the Clio had put a formula 1 style spoiler on his car. Now, because a hatchback has a near vertical rear end, the guy had put it on the roof!!! It was utterly ridiculous looking and I genuinely nearly came off the road I was laughing that much. Let's not even mention that formula 1 rear spoilers prevent them from taking off at high speeds, something a Clio can't do, and so one on the roof would utterly bugger the car's streamlining. Neds - you've got to love them.I used to see a Ford Sierra quite regularly in Kilwinning that for some bizarre reason had a Mercedes grill on it, seeing it always put a smile on my face 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockMusic Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 2 minutes ago, stevieKTID said: I used to see a Ford Sierra quite regularly in Kilwinning that for some bizarre reason had a Mercedes grill on it, seeing it always put a smile on my face And the driver no doubt told anyone that would listen that he drove a Mercedes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 That's probably why she didn't do it before she left.40 minutes extra sleep. The very opposite of being a moron. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Rider Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 5 hours ago, LinkinFighter said: Having a poppy on the front of your car Having a Union Jack on your number plate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 3 minutes ago, Big Rider said: Having a Union Jack on your number plate. Does it count double if you drive one of these Mini's? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Rider Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 They’re more Austin Powers than moron britnat ( in their German cars). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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