Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Maybe there’s a wee business opportunity for a startup called “Corpsebook”.............. Deathmaskbook. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 13 hours ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: I hope she's still got the receipt for her eyebrows. Some jaw on her. Bet that comes in handy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnthebaptistist Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 12 hours ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: Folk on social media wishing dead people a happy birthday. Seen my first LinkedIn birthday greetings for 'the best (dead) dad in the world' apparently he is watching over him and keeping him safe at work. Good buisness oppertunity for P.P.E. suppliers and safety consultants. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 I'd hing oot the back o' Jane until I started bleeding. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 15 hours ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: I hope she's still got the receipt for her eyebrows. 1 hour ago, TheScarf said: Some jaw on her. Bet that comes in handy. Dan's got more natural-looking eyebrows and a nicer smile - and I bet her stubbly John McVeigh is a tit is more like the stygian gloom of midnight rather than his five o'clock shadow... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said: Dan's got more natural-looking eyebrows and a nicer smile - and I bet her stubbly John McVeigh is a tit is more like the stygian gloom of midnight rather than his five o'clock shadow... Totally forgot about wee P&B easter egg. What is it you need to type for it again? Minge? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 (edited) 47 minutes ago, TheScarf said: Totally forgot about wee P&B easter egg. What is it you need to type for it again? John McVeigh is a tit? John McVeigh is a tit Edit: yes, but all lower case Edit again: turns out quoting it changes as well Edited August 23, 2019 by deej 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 7 minutes ago, deej said: John McVeigh is a tit Edit: yes, but all lower case Edit again: turns out quoting it changes as well minge 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 (edited) John McVeigh is a tit Eta: Praise be to The Scarf and his filter bypass skillz. Edited August 23, 2019 by Dee Man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 (edited) abcdefghJohn McVeigh is a titrass Js How are you doing that @TheScarf Edited August 23, 2019 by Rugster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 Yep, I know da filter bypass. Can also be used for cunt and wanker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 1 minute ago, TheScarf said: Yep, I know da filter bypass. Can also be used for c**t and w****r. My private message booth is open for business. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 (edited) Minge ETA Wooohoooo. Up ye. Edited August 23, 2019 by Rugster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 On 22/08/2019 at 10:29, Dele said: She was going out with a young boy at Dundee last year. She was shagging a couple of United's youth at the same time. Had a spell with East Fife. Used to give him a lift to games... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted August 23, 2019 Author Share Posted August 23, 2019 Declare how they love to 'tell it like it is'. It's usually said by people as an excuse to be rude. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Highland Capital said: Declare how they love to 'tell it like it is'. It's usually said by people as an excuse to be rude. Add to that: 'Wear my heart on my sleeve' 'Call a spade a spade' 'Pull no punches' Etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Highland Capital said: Declare how they love to 'tell it like it is'. It's usually said by people as an excuse to be rude. And always, always, always by people who are outraged and offended whenever anyone dares to do the same to them. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted August 23, 2019 Author Share Posted August 23, 2019 (edited) 38 minutes ago, Shotgun said: And always, always, always by people who are outraged and offended whenever anyone dares to do the same to them. Exactly! I had someone use this 'tell it like it is' line on me a while back and once I called them out on it only to be told if folk didn't like it, they were cowards! This person later got very upset with me because I hadn't liked any of their Facebook statuses! Edited August 23, 2019 by Highland Capital 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 22 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Year ago this Saturday since my old dad (#rip #gbnf #flyingwivdaangles) dies. Ill ask the wife to send him a message through Facebook. Come to think of it his Facebook account may well still be active so there’s a good chance he’ll see it! A guy I know who died about two years ago recently sent me 500 pool coins via Facebook on that 8 ball pool app, not going to lie it gave me the fear. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Highland Capital said: Exactly! I had someone use this 'tell it like it is' line on me a while back and once I called them out on it only to be told if folk didn't like it, they were cowards! This person later got very upset with me because I hadn't liked any of their Facebook statuses! He shoots from the hip... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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