welshbairn Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Following my terminal gluten allergy diagnosis I did some research and discovered these. They bring me some consolation. They don't have any risk or sawdust in them etc. Ignore the veggie shite. https://www.heckfood.co.uk/website/our-products.php?category=bangers They can fuckright off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: They can fuckright off. All the more for the rest of us in civilisation. I just buy them at the shops though. You have shops don't you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 He's not even a moron. He fuckin’ is!Or you are, knowing he’d come back with, I don’t use this lightly, that pile of shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: All the more for the rest of us in civilisation. I just buy them at the shops though. You have shops don't you? Just pick your own. That's what I do anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 31 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: The polystyrene container looks the best bit. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 25 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Just pick your own. That's what I do anyway. Once the hard border goes in at Carlisle following independence, you'll have no choice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olliethedug Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 Corned beef and pickle is betterCorned beef and beetroot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skerla Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 18 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Paying (often a decent sum of) money to have things done to your eyebrows. Crap like threading is what I'm on about. It's easy enough to pluck rogue ones at home for free, but more importantly almost no one cares or notices eyebrows unless they're really daft, like a unibrow or big mad bushy efforts. Even more moronic is having them shaved off entirely. Or folk who have the wee slice out of one of their eyebrows, mark of a chav if ever i saw one... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 24 minutes ago, Skerla said: Or folk who have the wee slice out of one of their eyebrows, mark of a chav if ever i saw one... Agreed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 Thinking puns are funny. Using puns. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 On 27/03/2019 at 07:08, Bobby Skidmarks said: Mentioning having sex with prostitutes like its the norm doesn't help you lose your "seedy b*****d" persona. In fairness, he usually murders them first..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 17 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Following my terminal gluten allergy diagnosis I did some research and discovered these. They bring me some consolation. They don't have any rusk or sawdust in them etc. Ignore the veggie shite. https://www.heckfood.co.uk/website/our-products.php?category=bangers I fell out with them after they stopped doing their square sausages, which were fucking brilliant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 39 minutes ago, sjc said: In fairness, he usually murders them first..... @Dee Man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 16 hours ago, olliethedug said: Corned beef and beetroot. With an oatcake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 10 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: With an oatcake. You're an oatcake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 Just now, Sergeant Wilson said: You're an oatcake. I’m an oatcake? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I’m an oatcake? Maybe not but you share many attributes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 (edited) 27 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Maybe not but you share many attributes. Are you saying I’m very moreish with a bit of Brie plonked on top of me? Edited March 28, 2019 by Melanius Mullarkey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 48 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: @Dee Man ??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 6 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Are you saying I’m very moreish with a bit of Brie plonked on top of me? Do you have grapes for nipples? If so, I'm in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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