Unleash The Nade Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 19 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: That’s a couple of threads now you’ve been posting about this. Absolutely riled. No really mate , just highlighting what a simpleton he is -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 Pronounce 30 as therty. Do you say I'm thersty when you need a drink? Also people who say 'fink' instead of 'think' and 'chriss' instead of 'crisps'. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 11 minutes ago, Cerberus said: Pronounce 30 as therty. Do you say I'm thersty when you need a drink? Also people who say 'fink' instead of 'think' and 'chriss' instead of 'crisps'. Reschurunt. On your last point, C4 and certain BBC propaganda are now rife with presenters/narrators who can barely speak vaguely intelligent English, innit bruv. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 People, who when clearly losing or floundering in a debate about something, use the following doozy. "It's my opinion so it can't be wrong, as it's just an opinion" Yes it can be fucking wrong, you tool. That's why I've just given you evidence that your opinion is a load of shite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 6 hours ago, banana said: Reschurunt. On your last point, C4 and certain BBC propaganda are now rife with presenters/narrators who can barely speak vaguely intelligent English, innit bruv. Nyukyular power stations were mentioned by a BBC reporter the other day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Anyone who has ever uploaded a Facebook “story” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 PEOPLE WHO ANNOUNCE NON EMERGENCY STUFF ON FACEBOOK LIKE THISDO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN BUY BATTERIES 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Pronounce 30 as therty. Do you say I'm thersty when you need a drink? Also people who say 'fink' instead of 'think' and 'chriss' instead of 'crisps'. I'll second that. Any adult who pronounces th as f immediately outs themselves as thick as pigshit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mishtergrolsch Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 7 hours ago, Cerberus said: Pronounce 30 as therty. Do you say I'm thersty when you need a drink? Also people who say 'fink' instead of 'think' and 'chriss' instead of 'crisps'. Add in people that say "nucular" instead of "nuclear" and "aks" instead of "ask". People who get "to" and "too" wrong aswell as "of" and "off" wrong when they write. I got a text once from a mate saying "Just of the bus". I didnt reply. I didnt even let him in. c**t. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 I'll second that. Any adult who pronounces th as f immediately outs themselves as thick as pigshit. . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 People who add an s on to the end of a shop name such as "Tescos" or "Asdas". 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 People, who when clearly losing or floundering in a debate about something, use the following doozy. "It's my opinion so it can't be wrong, as it's just an opinion" Yes it can be fucking wrong, you tool. That's why I've just given you evidence that your opinion is a load of shite. In my opinion this stapler is an iPhone. It's an opinion so it can't be wrong. Try something like that next time someone says that crap to you. It works every time and can turn people into a seething mess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Rider Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 8 hours ago, Cerberus said: Pronounce 30 as therty. Do you say I'm thersty when you need a drink? Also people who say 'fink' instead of 'think' and 'chriss' instead of 'crisps'. One of the places I visit through work has a gate entry system to the car park where you have to press a button to get in. When you press the button a horrible automated London accent repeats “we are dealing wiv your call” until the security guard answers. Wiv!!! I feel like smashing through the gate in the motor. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted November 2, 2018 Author Share Posted November 2, 2018 2 hours ago, djchapsticks said: People, who when clearly losing or floundering in a debate about something, use the following doozy. "It's my opinion so it can't be wrong, as it's just an opinion" Yes it can be fucking wrong, you tool. That's why I've just given you evidence that your opinion is a load of shite. In my experience, when during a debate someone declares "I am entitled to my opinion!" it's an admittance that they haven't anything to come back with. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 1 hour ago, mishtergrolsch said: I got a text once from a mate saying "Just of the bus". I didnt reply. I didnt even let him in. c**t. That quite piquant, as the etymology of "bus" comes via a dative plural; subsequently taking a genetive singular is quite fabulous. Chortle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRob72 Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Reschurunt. On your last point, C4 and certain BBC propaganda are now rife with presenters/narrators who can barely speak vaguely intelligent English, innit bruv.Urban ghetto grammar, white people using black youth, London ‘street’ patois! Not just youngsters, you hear adults doing it too! The use of F instead of Th (fink & fought) is indeed a mark of the brainless. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 selfies in general. especially those ones taken facing a mirror I was at our local Saturday afternoon market just past. I take my wee boy to the bouncy castle thingy and trampolines. There is about 4 seats you can sit on if your one of the ones that wait around for the kids rather than wander round the market.There was this 1 woman about 55, she must have took about 20 selfie poses/photos in the 30 mins. Full on standing pose, fixing her hair and duck lips..the full shabang. She was not a wid. Incredible stuff 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 I was at our local Saturday afternoon market just past. I take my wee boy to the bouncy castle thingy and trampolines. There is about 4 seats you can sit on if your one of the ones that wait around for the kids rather than wander round the market.There was this 1 woman about 55, she must have took about 20 selfie poses/photos in the 30 mins. Full on standing pose, fixing her hair and duck lips..the full shabang. She was not a wid. Incredible stuffthe duck lips are the worst part. that has never been and never will be sexy so they should give it up now! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 People who add an s on to the end of a shop name such as "Tescos" or "Asdas".See also "Mataland". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Internets is however perfectly acceptable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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