The official Boris pm cluster-fuck thread

[Brother Blades]

This is unreal! What a country. 
Get us out of this shitshow ASAP. 

[BucksburnDandy]

Move the narrative on.  Announcing something utterly cunty. When the next round of fines come out it will be national service, the death penalty or they'll just euthanise Liz. Government by trolling.

Straight out the Lynton Crosby playbook. Aided by the media lapping shite like that up.

[williemillersmoustache]

9 minutes ago, BucksburnDandy said:

1 hour ago, williemillersmoustache said:

Move the narrative on.  Announcing something utterly cunty. When the next round of fines come out it will be national service, the death penalty or they'll just euthanise Liz. Government by trolling.

Straight out the Lynton Crosby playbook. Aided by the media lapping shite like that up.

Too busy to remember how angry you are at the awful shite they did yesterday because of the equally awful shite they're up to today.

[Brother Blades]

So, they’ve scoured the world looking for a country to house these refugees and came up with fucking Rwanda! A country that the UK itself complained about to the UN on its human rights record only last year. You really would struggle to satirise this. It’s a complete distraction technique. Yet, the great British public will lap it up. 

[RawB93]

I’m starting to think Westminster is a satirical take on The Thick of It. 

[williemillersmoustache]

"Rwanda has a good record on human rights" - Simon Hart, Secretary of State for Wales.

 

 

[doulikefish]

Thought Patel had been quiet she will be down in Rwanda ensuring the camps have adaquete supplies..not food and water but machine guns bullets and guard towers 

[mizfit]

Thought Patel had been quiet she will be down in Rwanda ensuring the camps have adaquete supplies..not food and water but machine guns bullets and guard towers 

“Now mummy, Daddy…..you did choose to migrate to Britain, it’s only right we can tell you to f**k off.”

[Billy Jean King]

Fines you say, nay it's deport more brown folk. What a fukin shower. No doubt the resident Tory boot lickers will be along soon to tell us what a great policy a return to 1800s convict rendition is. What an utter cesspit of a country the UK is descending into.

[doulikefish]

15 minutes ago, doulikefish said:

Thought Patel had been quiet she will be down in Rwanda ensuring the camps have adaquete supplies..not food and water but machine guns bullets and guard towers 

Ffs I was joking but here she is

https://twitter.com/pritipatel/status/1514364571271716877?t=seEB-wzp7sUQe2INCTACNg&s=19

[Dunning1874]

This is hardly stunning insight which people aren't already aware of, but never forget that these people are fundamentally fucking evil. The likes of Patel and Johnson are not just decent folk away from politics who happen to have a different worldview to people who actually have a shred of humanity in them, they are simply absolutely vile individuals.

Anyone who proposes such a barbaric policy, whether out of genuine belief or as a distraction from negative stories, has no grounds to complain about respect or decency in politics when others point out that they are scum. The ruinous consequences of their policies and actions on people's lives do far more damage to any high minded notions of civility in politics than someone pointing out what kind of people they are.

Edited April 14, 2022 by Dunning1874

[Billy Jean King]

Ffs I was joking but here she is
https://twitter.com/pritipatel/status/1514364571271716877?t=seEB-wzp7sUQe2INCTACNg&s=19

Rumours of 120m up front to the Rwandan government for "set up costs". Paying a regime with their record a single penny is criminal in itself but exactly how much is razor wire and shipping containers these days ? Add cost of transportation and this is basically ethnic cleansing plain and simple as there is no way this is economically beneficial.

[doulikefish]

4 minutes ago, Billy Jean King said:

18 minutes ago, doulikefish said:

Ffs I was joking but here she is
https://twitter.com/pritipatel/status/1514364571271716877?t=seEB-wzp7sUQe2INCTACNg&s=19

Rumours of 120m up front to the Rwandan government for "set up costs". Paying a regime with their record a single penny is criminal in itself but exactly how much is razor wire and shipping containers these days ? Add cost of transportation and this is basically ethnic cleansing plain and simple as there is no way this is economically beneficial.

UpTo 100k per asylum seeker and there's no money to help with heating bills remember.... absolute c@@ts 

[Theroadlesstravelled]

Evil.

Very disturbing that the majority of will lap it up as some masterstroke to keep Britain chalk white.

[Jacksgranda]

9 hours ago, Clown Job said:

 

This doesn't strike me as a particularly good idea.

[Mark Connolly]

5 minutes ago, doulikefish said:

UpTo 100k per asylum seeker and there's no money to help with heating bills remember.... absolute c@@ts 

Surprised they haven't suggested just packing the poor off to Rwanda as well

[Granny Danger]

5 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said:

This doesn't strike me as a particularly good idea.

There will be many Tory voters who will think it’s a good idea, including ones unwilling to admit so publicly.

These people will consider themselves fine upstanding members of society.

[Jacksgranda]

2 minutes ago, Granny Danger said:

There will be many Tory voters who will think it’s a good idea, including ones unwilling to admit so publicly.

These people will consider themselves fine upstanding members of society.

As I understand it there are detention centres here to house these people, it couldn't possibly be economically feasible to do this, never mind other, more humanitarian reasons.

[101]

We are going to send LGBT people escaping violence into a country that, yes doesn't criminalise them, but according to the US State Department report on human right:

 

"LGBTI persons reported societal discrimination and abuse, and LGBTI rights groups reported occasional harassment by neighbors and police."

This is a disgusting policy that is needlessly expensive and you can bet much like the Australian system will be marred by controversy within the first year.

[Granny Danger]

Just now, Jacksgranda said:

As I understand it there are detention centres here to house these people, it couldn't possibly be economically feasible to do this, never mind other, more humanitarian reasons.

It’s nothing to do with its economic practicalities and it’s certainly not about taking a humanitarian approach.  It’s about appealing to the most base instinct of a group of voters who want to see people punished for having the temerity to pursue a better life, particularly as they are non-white people.