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29 minutes ago, Dawson Park Boy said:

Just hope we get a proper conservative PM who will deliver conservative policies- low levels of taxation, small state, personal responsibility, lightly regulated economy. That’s just for starters.

Many of P&B's SNP cultists balk at the suggestion that people should be responsible for their own lives.

The Tories really need to be conservative again.  They've given so much ground over the years :(

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6 minutes ago, Binos said:

Sunak, truss, Javid,  hunt

The replacements are no better than the incumbent 

Only thing will change is policy will get more conservative with a big C

Spare a thought for the Asian-hating voters of Burnley etc who voted Tory to get Brexit to keep brown people out.  Oh to be a fly on the wall if either Sunak or Javid get the PM role, thanks to the Tory vote.

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4 minutes ago, Left Back said:

We're forgetting the important questions here.

Has anyone seen the cat this morning?

Wanted: New housemate for Westminster based feline. Recently decorated house includes excellent security, lightly used office space and large garden, suitable for hosting parties. Deep clean required.

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1 minute ago, GNU_Linux said:
4 minutes ago, Left Back said:
We're forgetting the important questions here.
Has anyone seen the cat this morning?

Plotting a pawletariat uprising.

Pawlett was shit for us, don’t see him being better as a dictator.

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I'm still rooting for Gove to be next, as the deliciousness of an actual North Brit (even one who has gone to such lengths to deny it) breaking up the Union will be so very fitting.  But that does seem rather unlikely, so Baker is starting to look like an acceptable alternative, as sometimes being completely batshit is just what is needed to get things done. 

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17 minutes ago, Lurkst said:

He's following a well trodden career path...

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ETA: Gordon Smart always seemed like a guid c*nt

 

Anyone who claims to be a football fan and writes for the Sun is a thunder c**t in my book

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5 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said:

Spare a thought for the Asian-hating voters of Burnley etc who voted Tory to get Brexit to keep brown people out.  Oh to be a fly on the wall if either Sunak or Javid get the PM role, thanks to the Tory vote.

If by thought you mean laugh, I think of them every day. I have this happy reverie of imagining people in Burnleh being forced to employ actual Burnleh folk to install their kitchens and whatnot, as all the competent tradesmen have been sent back to Poland where they belong. With predictably amusing results.

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