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2 hours ago, Mark Connolly said:

Absolutely moist for Farage bypassing elections and finally getting into power through elevation to the Lords  :lol:

Never change, Daily Heil.

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6 minutes ago, Highlandmagar said:

Absolutely. The country needs Boris back.

Get a hung parliamentat least.

The very fact that allegedly serious publications are even raising the possibility of a BoJo second coming (MATRON!) should be enough to demonstrate to voters in Scotland that we need to get out of the Westminster shambles.

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7 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said:

The very fact that allegedly serious publications are even raising the possibility of a BoJo second coming (MATRON!) should be enough to demonstrate to voters in Scotland that we need to get out of the Westminster shambles.

I'm surprised they've given up on a return by the Divine Margaret. There's surely been enough time to grow a clone by now.

Is The Express still holding out for a Diana comeback?

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33 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said:

The very fact that allegedly serious publications are even raising the possibility of a BoJo second coming (MATRON!) should be enough to demonstrate to voters in Scotland that we need to get out of the Westminster shambles.

Absolutely. But, I am afraid there are enough subserviant unionists who will thwart that move.

 

The truth is. That the Daily Mail hate Boris Johnson, but still want a Tory government.

 

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Well, IIRC, there is precedent for a Maggie return.

Kim Il Sung is Eternal President of North Korea despite the fact that he died in 1994.

We've had powerful monarchies and we've tried democracy... maybe time to give necrocracy a shout?  If that doesn't work, with our apparent obsession with Gods, after necrocracy we could go for full theocracy and be ruled by popes, rabbis, imams and the descendants of The Rev Ian Paisley or perhaps even the likes of Pastor Jack Glass.

Time for a lie down...

 

 

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1 minute ago, Salt n Vinegar said:

Well, IIRC, there is precedent for a Maggie return.

Kim Il Sung is Eternal President of North Korea despite the fact that he died in 1994.

We've had powerful monarchies and we've tried democracy... maybe time to give necrocracy a shout?  If that doesn't work, with our apparent obsession with Gods, after necrocracy we could go for full theocracy and be ruled by popes, rabbis, imams and the descendants of The Rev Ian Paisley or perhaps even the likes of Pastor Jack Glass.

Time for a lie down...

 

 

Well.... It's definitely a different view on our political system.

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47 minutes ago, Salvo Montalbano said:

Laughing at the Mail spinning Farage's "successful run" in I'm a Celebrity, where he's been so dull that they've struggled to find any footage of him to use and their viewing figures have dropped by a couple of million. 

He is that dull he is in the top 3. They are not showing much of him as they do not want him to win imo.

I  can't see it but I really hope he does.

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3 hours ago, Highlandmagar said:

Is their a way to bring Churchill back?

Boris was doing his best to do Churchill cosplay, if that helped.

3 hours ago, Salt n Vinegar said:

Well, IIRC, there is precedent for a Maggie return.

Kim Il Sung is Eternal President of North Korea despite the fact that he died in 1994.

We've had powerful monarchies and we've tried democracy... maybe time to give necrocracy a shout?  If that doesn't work, with our apparent obsession with Gods, after necrocracy we could go for full theocracy and be ruled by popes, rabbis, imams and the descendants of The Rev Ian Paisley or perhaps even the likes of Pastor Jack Glass.

Time for a lie down...

Those American towns that elect a cat as Mayor always report being very happy with the situation.

You never see 'mayor licks arse as unemployment riots enter fourth week'.

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6 hours ago, BFTD said:

Boris was doing his best to do Churchill cosplay, if that helped.

Those American towns that elect a cat as Mayor always report being very happy with the situation.

You never see 'mayor licks arse as unemployment riots enter fourth week'.

Well, he did stick 2 fingers up to us all, but no cigar! Shame!

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23 hours ago, BFTD said:

I'm surprised they've given up on a return by the Divine Margaret. There's surely been enough time to grow a clone by now.

Is The Express still holding out for a Diana comeback?

According to the Express she never truly went away.

Every day she is in our thoughts, our hearts and our Headlines

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Farage is on that programme to 1) cleanse his image to go again and 2) help out his reform mate to manufacture consent for PR at Westminster.

One to watch on that is 'journalist' Isobel Oakeshott - she left her husband (and kids?) for the current leader of Reform who is campaigning for PR. And would you Adam and Eve it, she even tweeted not that long ago that she used to not want it but wants it now. Almost like it personally served her no purpose 10 years ago but that might be nothing.

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56 minutes ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said:

Its mad isnt it but i think PR would shift politics quite far to the right in the UK, can see a very real scenario where these reform types pick up 10/12 seats because of people who believe things written on a bus and it lets them hold the balance of power. 

We're well on our way on that journey anyway.

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