sjc Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 Just now, tree house tam said: I'm happy in my skin pal, loving life and not thinking about running to the other side of the planet to hide from my past/demons. Yet. That's more to do with the Court seizing your passport, mate..... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee-Bey Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 Aberdeen. Best: A decent group of posters who for some bizarre reason, go to pieces when there's a Hibs v Aberdeen match thread on the go. Honourable mentions to @williemillersmoustache and @Dons_1988, but my vote goes to @Melanius Mullarkey for another winning year of green trousers/concrete/Liz McColgan content. Keep up the good work. Worst: Despite a late move from @Bob Mahelp, the runaway winner is @afc_blockhead. Dreadful stuff this year and I think you should use the festive period to re evaluate both your life and posting choices. Celtic. Best: A lack of quality in this group. @gannonball seems the least worst. Worst: @Flybhoy Magee obviously the hot favourite here, but it's by no means been his worst year. @wastecoatwillyhas had a shocker IMO and gets the nomination. Hamilton. Best: A solid posting group who will cause carnage in the Championship forum next year. Minor honours to @accies1874 and @Bert Raccoon, but my vote goes to @Im_Rodger. He manages to annoy plenty folk, so must be doing something right. Worst: @Scotty Tunbridge was an absolute shoe in for this due to his weird and irrational hatred for Hibernian Football Club club and the terrible crayon eater patter. However, he has redeemed himself by stepping forward here. By default, worst poster goes to @Im_Rodger for being a Tory. Hearts. Best: I quite like the Hearts bois tbh. Obviously @Tynierose deserves a mention, but I can't vote for a mod. @JamieThomas is a good lad and deserves the nomination. Worst: They are quite good at policing their own with very little tolerance for jammy wearing Kickbackers. @Pet Jeden gets the nod for his bizarre wee episode with the Spanish Hearts fan. Hibs. Best: Tough, because I love all my accounts equally. @HibsFan and @Austinho have had good years. There is the excellent @Alan Stubbs too. Vote goes to @MixuFixit though. Worst: Don't believe this is actually a thing tbh. Not since the dreadful @RadgerTheBadger and Glen Minter @Glen Sannox were emptied anyway. Vote goes to @Henderson to deliver ..... who posts some shite occasionally. Kilmarnock. Best: @craigkillie is decent. Worst: @Dindeleux #TB4 patter was terrible. I was also #TeamLincoln in the dotting war. Livingston: I'm abstaining here. If I did vote, it would mean I was recognising them as a proper football club from a proper town as opposed to a silly franchise from roundabout city. Motherwell: Best: Good guys mostly. @YassinMoutaouakil gets the nomination. Worst: The tiresome staunch-stroking of @MJC obviously. You're doing it wrong if you've not voted for him here. Rangers. Best: This is like asking what type of horrifically painful terminal cancer you prefer. @KnightswoodBear wins almost by default. Worst: @bennett is bad, @The_Kincardine is worse. Ross County. Best: Haven't made much of an impression on me this group. @Savage Henry I guess. Worst: n/a St. Johnstone Best: @tree house tam and @Radford deserve a mention. Giving the nod to @Honest Saints Fan though. Worst: @RandomGuy needs this, so lending a hand. St. Mirren. Best: Don't mind these lads. @Coventry Saint stands out. Worst: @Div almost gets my vote due to the site going down after every Saints defeat. It's got to be @wisbit / @Munoz though. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 Still waiting on @Scotty Tunbridge retracting his scurrilous statement and now we've got @sjcalso telling his filthy lies. @Henderson to deliver ..... Thanks? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 1 minute ago, KnightswoodBear said: Still waiting on @Scotty Tunbridge retracting his scurrilous statement and now we've got @sjcalso telling his filthy lies. @Henderson to deliver ..... Thanks? ^^^fooling nobody.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pet Jeden Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 2 hours ago, Henderson to deliver ..... said: Aberdeen. Best: A decent group of posters who for some bizarre reason, go to pieces when there's a Hibs v Aberdeen match thread on the go. Honourable mentions to @williemillersmoustache and @Dons_1988, but my vote goes to @Melanius Mullarkey for another winning year of green trousers/concrete/Liz McColgan content. Keep up the good work. Worst: Despite a late move from @Bob Mahelp, the runaway winner is @afc_blockhead. Dreadful stuff this year and I think you should use the festive period to re evaluate both your life and posting choices. Celtic. Best: A lack of quality in this group. @gannonball seems the least worst. Worst: @Flybhoy Magee obviously the hot favourite here, but it's by no means been his worst year. @wastecoatwillyhas had a shocker IMO and gets the nomination. Hamilton. Best: A solid posting group who will cause carnage in the Championship forum next year. Minor honours to @accies1874 and @Bert Raccoon, but my vote goes to @Im_Rodger. He manages to annoy plenty folk, so must be doing something right. Worst: @Scotty Tunbridge was an absolute shoe in for this due to his weird and irrational hatred for Hibernian Football Club club and the terrible crayon eater patter. However, he has redeemed himself by stepping forward here. By default, worst poster goes to @Im_Rodger for being a Tory. Hearts. Best: I quite like the Hearts bois tbh. Obviously @Tynierose deserves a mention, but I can't vote for a mod. @JamieThomas is a good lad and deserves the nomination. Worst: They are quite good at policing their own with very little tolerance for jammy wearing Kickbackers. @Pet Jeden gets the nod for his bizarre wee episode with the Spanish Hearts fan. Hibs. Best: Tough, because I love all my accounts equally. @HibsFan and @Austinho have had good years. There is the excellent @Alan Stubbs too. Vote goes to @MixuFixit though. Worst: Don't believe this is actually a thing tbh. Not since the dreadful @RadgerTheBadger and Glen Minter @Glen Sannox were emptied anyway. Vote goes to @Henderson to deliver ..... who posts some shite occasionally. Kilmarnock. Best: @craigkillie is decent. Worst: @Dindeleux #TB4 patter was terrible. I was also #TeamLincoln in the dotting war. Livingston: I'm abstaining here. If I did vote, it would mean I was recognising them as a proper football club from a proper town as opposed to a silly franchise from roundabout city. Motherwell: Best: Good guys mostly. @YassinMoutaouakil gets the nomination. Worst: The tiresome staunch-stroking of @MJC obviously. You're doing it wrong if you've not voted for him here. Rangers. Best: This is like asking what type of horrifically painful terminal cancer you prefer. @KnightswoodBear wins almost by default. Worst: @bennett is bad, @The_Kincardine is worse. Ross County. Best: Haven't made much of an impression on me this group. @Savage Henry I guess. Worst: n/a St. Johnstone Best: @tree house tam and @Radford deserve a mention. Giving the nod to @Honest Saints Fan though. Worst: @RandomGuy needs this, so lending a hand. St. Mirren. Best: Don't mind these lads. @Coventry Saint stands out. Worst: @Div almost gets my vote due to the site going down after every Saints defeat. It's got to be @wisbit / @Munoz though. Cheers, Hendo. Touching to learn it's your concern for the "Spanish" Jambo wot dunnit - and not me pulling you up for your misogynistic laddish bants. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RussellAnderson Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 12 hours ago, Dons_1988 said: Aberdeen Best - Vast majority of Dons posters are very sound. I'll go for @RussellAnderson despite being a total weegie. Special mentions to @Melanius Mullarkey, @Merkland Redand @kingjoey. Joey also hasn't been consumed by the relentless negativity of most of the Dons support and seems to have Romeo absolutely rattled for a matter of months now. Worst - Probably that AFC_Blockhead weirdo. Celtic Best - I've always thought @gannonball seemed like an actual functioning human who had the misfortune of indoctrination at a young age, as opposed to being a full on tim like the rest on here. However, my vote goes to @wastecoatwilly . He's brilliant. Worst - @Romeo. Horrendous, repetitive trolling and I'm led to believe he's an actual adult. Very odd guy. Hamilton Best - Probably @Bert Raccoon Worst - Nah, can't think of any Hearts Best - @topcat(The most tip top) always seems a good laugh and not a Hearts mutant Worst - A few very angry individuals but @Elixir, who is a decent troll, is just a shitebag as he fucks off as soon as Hearts are shite again (last seen when Steven Naismith limped out of the 2018 League cup semi final). Hibs Best - @MixuFixit is a good guy, who also clearly has the sense to not get too bogged down in Hibs ridiclous match threads Worst - Christ far too many of them. I don't actually dislike them but they are very irritating. I'll go @Bohemian at random. Kilmarnock Best - @Moomintroll seems a genuinely decent guy Worst - I think it's @Estragon that's the very angry Killie fan. Heard from a good source that he's a fud. Livi Not sure I can make an informed vote either way here. Sorry lads. Motherwell Best - @capt_oats is a great poster, enjoy reading if I peruse the Motherwell thread. Generally all good guys too. Worst - None. Not giving MJC the satisfaction. Rangers Best - @The_Kincardine voted me as worst poster in some fictional category but still managed to make me laugh in the process. Plus, I know he doesn't really mean it anyway. Worst - @TavTastic just seems like an annoying wee fanboy. Ross County See Livi St Johnstone Best - @tree house tam or Tree house c**t as he's affectionately known. Worst - @ali_91. Never have I come across such an irate wee diddy of a poster. Did not make me laugh when voting me worst poster. Likes to point out that he's not racist so much that I'm convinced he was placing 'it's ok to be white' posters across Perth the other day. St Mirren See Livi & Ross County. yaaaas pure buzzin by the way big man Weegie, honestly. get a grip min I'll do mine at the weekend when I've had a few lager beers. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee-Bey Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Pet Jeden said: Cheers, Hendo. Touching to learn it's your concern for the "Spanish" Jambo wot dunnit - and not me pulling you up for your misogynistic laddish bants. That rather bizarre contribution from yourself was last year IIRC. Accusing me of hitting women, comparing a number of posters on the thread to serial rapist John Worboys and when I asked you to explain yourself, you told me to phone Leanne Dempster and ask her instead. A very weird episode indeed, but all is forgiven and forgotten. It's all about this year now. I notice that you have "Spanish" in inverted commas, are you still doubting the authenticity of your Castilian comrade ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pet Jeden Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 25 minutes ago, Henderson to deliver ..... said: That rather bizarre contribution from yourself was last year IIRC. Accusing me of hitting women, comparing a number of posters on the thread to serial rapist John Worboys and when I asked you to explain yourself, you told me to phone Leanne Dempster and ask her instead. A very weird episode indeed, but all is forgiven and forgotten. It's all about this year now. I notice that you have "Spanish" in inverted commas, are you still doubting the authenticity of your Castilian comrade ? Well, from his command and control centre, Tynie says his IP address is indeed Spanish. So I have to concede that he is at least somebody based in Spain. But with an in depth knowledge of Scottish Championship and First Division players? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aim Here Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 (edited) 48 minutes ago, Pet Jeden said: Well, from his command and control centre, Tynie says his IP address is indeed Spanish. So I have to concede that he is at least somebody based in Spain. But with an in depth knowledge of Scottish Championship and First Division players? There are 46 million people in Spain. One or two of them are going to have some esoteric hobbies, yes? It's not like you won't see at least one or two folks sporting the badges of Barcelona or Bayern Munich wandering the streets of Edinburgh on an average day - and if you hang around for a week or more, you'll spot someone with a St Pauli T-shirt or Portland Timbers hat. I suspect that one or two of them might even know something about the team if you talk to them, though I'm at a loss to come up with a reason why anyone would bother. It might take a few months to spot someone wearing Nagoya Grampus or Orlando Pirates merchandise in the wild, but I'm sure there's one or two out there. Minor foreign team hipsterdom is a common enough phenomenon that Half Man Half Biscuit has put out the odd song about armchair Honved fans and Dukla Prague away kits, and half of Jonathan Wilson's literary career is pandering to it, and Union Berlin ultras are so sick of the species, they've started intimidating the football tourists showing up on match day. And of course, the Football Manager computer game is another route towards incongruous team fandom. Why is it so unbelievable that it might happen to Heart of Midlothian? Cool badge, unusual team colours, crackin' anthem. And Ronnie Corbett. From some angles, you guys look rather cute and quirky... Sure, it's a low percentage of foreign folks who will take an interest in Heart of Midlothian football club, but it's inevitable that there will be a few, and of those, there's a pretty good chance that one or two will make their way to P&B or some other online Scottish fitba hangout. And here's video evidence that @McGarci is far from the only foreign Hearts-supporting oddity out there, this bloke being accosted by right-wing nutters for some Alex Jones show or similar. Edited December 19, 2019 by Aim Here 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pet Jeden Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 6 minutes ago, Aim Here said: There are 46 million people in Spain. One or two of them are going to have some esoteric hobbies, yes? It's not like you won't see at least one or two folks sporting the badges of Barcelona or Bayern Munich wandering the streets of Edinburgh - and if you hang around for a week or more, you'll spot someone with a St Pauli T-shirt or Portland Timbers hat. I suspect that one or two of them might even know something about the team if you talk to them, though I'm at a loss for to come up with a reason why anyone would bother. It might take a few months to spot someone wearing Nagoya Grampus or Orlando Pirates merchandise in the wild, but I'm sure there's one or two out there. Minor foreign team hipsterdom is a common enough phenomenon that Half Man Half Biscuit has put out the odd song about armchair Honved fans and Dukla Prague away kits, and half of Jonathan Wilson's literary career is pandering to it, and Union Berlin ultras are so sick of the species, they've started intimidating the football tourists showing up on match day. And of course, the Football Manager computer game is another route towards incongruous team fandom. Why is it so unbelievable that it might happen to Heart of Midlothian? Cool badge, unusual team colours, crackin' anthem. And Ronnie Corbett. From some angles, you guys look rather cute and quirky... Sure, it's a low percentage of foreign folks who will take an interest in Heart of Midlothian football club, but it's inevitable that there will be a few, and of those, there's a pretty good chance that one or two will make their way to P&B or some other online Scottish fitba hangout. And here's video evidence that @McGarci is be far from the only foreign Hearts-supporting oddity out there, this bloke being accosted by right-wing nutters for some Alex Jones show or similar. You've now tried (too hard), twice, to convince me. Yes, I get that it takes every kind of people,etc. Obscure foreign teams - sure, why not? The mighty Jambos - well, obviously. But your examples are all on a completely different level from Dumbarton and Arbroath. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 . And of course, the Football Manager computer game is another route towards incongruous team fandomhttps://www.montrosefc.co.uk/index.php/match-details-mm/33-featured/2110-fan-travels-1-800-miles-to-watch-gable-endies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVIFOREVER Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 Aberdeen:- Best: Melanius Mullarkey- by default, he's the only one I can think of, pops up in numerous threads leaving a wee quip, then disappears again. Worst: I'll give this to Melanius Mullarkey for the hell of it. Celtic:- Best: Are there any? gannonball prob. Worst: Romeo- bhoy comes over as a bit desperate so he'll prob appreciate the attention of any nomination he gets, you're welcome. Hamilton:- Best: accies1874- comes over as a very nice chap. Worst: Diddy Alliance brothers are all good c***s Hearts:- Best: topcat Worst: Can't think of any so will give it to the Hibee that started a Hearts v Livi match thread. Honorary worst Hearts poster award to Aim Here. Hibernian:- Best: Can't think of any. Worst: HibsFan-See Celtic's worst for reason. Kilmarnock:- Best: craigkillie- although they all seem decent enough, Fide and Andy_K_97 came close runners up. Worst: Dindeleux-deserves some sort of an award the amount of effort he makes trying to annoy folk, congrats fella. Livingston:- Best: andylivi1- top bloke with his podcast and dedication to Livingston fc. Atlis & LiviLion were runners up, but tbh I like all the Livi posters on here. Worst: Used to be a guy that popped up whenever Byrne's name got mentioned that was mildly irritating, also came out with rumours of Pittman leaving us for Falkirk every season, seems to have disappeared since Byrne left for Dundee though. Motherwell:- Best: Swello Worst: MJC- sucks the air out of Motherwell match threads with his negativity, esp when they're having a good season. (The) Rangers:- Best: MJC- Champions their cause so much he deserves the award. Worst: Bennett- Nothing else needs said really. Ross County:- Best: bunglebonce- only one I can think of. We've sort of missed being in the same div for years and haven't had much interaction to become familiar with one another's fans. Worst: None that I can think of, they all seem classy football fans, took their 4-1 defeat to us very well with no dummy spitting. St Johnstone:- Best: tree house tam- all decent tbh, tam just sticks out more. Worst: RandomGuy-wasn't going to vote anyone for worst as they all seem decent, but I think RG wants this award so happy to oblige him. St Mirren:- Best: Coventry Saint- Seems ok enough for a St Mirren fan. Worst: Munoz- weirdo and a bit of a deranged zoomer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 @Scotty Tunbridge When is the closing date and will the results be released over an 18 month period? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 47 minutes ago, Romeo said: @Scotty Tunbridge When is the closing date and will the results be released over an 18 month period? ^^^Doing his best to win any award, read the fucking thread you smelly welt. On 18/12/2019 at 12:58, Scotty Tunbridge said: To celebrate Hamilton’s last season in the premiership and since next year I’ll be joining the diddy league awards, I’d be happy to write a list up. Votes to be in for 31/12/2019 with the first result posted on New Years Day with a hangover induced meltdown hopefully to follow. Aberdeen:- Best: Worst: Celtic:- Best: Worst: Hamilton:- Best: Worst: Hearts:- Best: Worst: Hibernian:- Best: Worst: Kilmarnock:- Best: Worst: Livingston:- Best: Worst: Motherwell:- Best: Worst: (The) Rangers:- Best: Worst: Ross County:- Best: Worst: St Johnstone:- Best: Worst: St Mirren:- Best: Worst: Please feel free to post your nominations in the thread for extra #scenes. Also voting for ‘no one/nobody etc.’ Is perfectly acceptable given we have the old firm in these awards. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 3 minutes ago, tree house tam said: smelly welt. I am not from Perth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bohemian Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 (edited) Aberdeen: Entertaining bunch of lads considering they come from the dullest region in Europe Top sheep: Melanius Mullarkey Worst sheep: Bob Malop. Absolute virgin who probably still lives in his parents box room with the walls plastered in Aberdeen posters from the 80's. Posts like an old firm fan. Celtic: Very respectful when it comes to Hibs, they know they would probably be buns if it wasn't for us. Top Bhoy: Romeo Worst Bhoy: Romeo hope you win both categories lad.. Hamilton: Best: accies1874 Worst: Scotty Tunbridge, seems like a bellend Hertz: Going to miss these guys next season when they are in the Championship. As city rivals go I dont mind this lot even though I should. Tynie, top cat, Tony wonder, sjc all good lads JamieThomas is good for a laugh Best yam: JamieThomas Worst yam: Lincoln hearts. Type of guy I'd say hangs about the Gorgie in fake stone island gear trying to impress the big boys. Bellend Hibernian: This Forum would be awful without Hibs. Top bois. Best Hibee : if a deciding vote is needed come back to me Worst: N/A Kilmarnock: Decent bunch, Fide, Killie_lad, moomintroll to name a few Best: craigkillie puts a lot of effort in by the looks of it Worst: none stand out.. KTID26 stood out in our match thread so he can have it. Livingston: Bit meh.. Best: Liviforever Worst: none stand out Motherwell: Best: Swello, captain oats... ? Worst: MJC Sevco: Ugggghhhhh. Best: MJC, what a guy.. Worst: Bennett no explanation needed. Whatever happened to you in life that made you this way I hope you get over it someday. Sincerely. Ross County: Not had enough interaction to judge St Johnstone: Got to admire anyone who turns up on a tractor and pay money to watch this lot every week. Good guys in general. Best: tree house tam St Mirren: Best: Coventry Saint Worst: Munoz Edited December 20, 2019 by Bohemian 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Tunbridge Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 [mention=14779]Scotty Tunbridge[/mention] When is the closing date and will the results be released over an 18 month period?Hogmanay my smelly welt friend. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ocular Patdown Required Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 Aberdeen:- Best: Mullarkey, with honourable mentions to DrewDon and RussellAnderson. Worst: Probably afc_blockhead, seems to have a headsgone everytime his team play hibs. Celtic:- Best: Gannonball Worst: Willy for not understanding how his team have a massive financial advantage over the rest of the league, saying that celtic win everything because they "want it more". Hamilton:- Best: accies1874 Worst: Im_Rodger Hearts:- Best: paranoid android Worst: Lincoln Hibernian:- Best: Bohemian Worst: HibsFan Kilmarnock:- (sound lads) Best: Fide Worst: N/A., best bunch on the forum. Livingston:- Best: LIVIFOREVER Worst: Don't think these lads have a worst, N/A. Motherwell:- Best: Yassin by a country mile. Worst: MJC for his weird pessimistic patter (The) Rangers:- Best: Knightswood Bear Worst: bennett, although you could probably put any of them in the worst category. Ross County:- Best: Comrie Worst: They all seem pretty sound so N/A St Johnstone:- Best: tree house tam Worst: RandomGuy St Mirren:- Best: dj chapsticks Worst: Demented Zebra 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcor Roar Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 15 hours ago, Pet Jeden said: You've now tried (too hard), twice, to convince me. Yes, I get that it takes every kind of people,etc. Obscure foreign teams - sure, why not? The mighty Jambos - well, obviously. But your examples are all on a completely different level from Dumbarton and Arbroath. https://www.gallowaygazette.co.uk/sport/football/glamour-friendly-highlights-close-association-between-clubs-1-4494678 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 Why would anyone from (outwith the UK) in their right mind voluntarily choose to support a Scottish football team? It's an affliction forced upon us Scots in our formative years FFS! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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