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I can't be arsed going through each team, but Random Guy from the fermers sticks out a mile with his 'a sheep once shagged ma burd' type obsession. Saying that, he's very good at making 30 posts full of nonsense and then slipping in one sensible and decent post which almost resets him back to zero, and then he starts on his nonsense again. Thank f**k we got rid of Stevie May, that's all I can say.

:insert tractor rolling over gif:

Oh and every single Hibs fan that posts on here is a fucking walloper. No exceptions.

 

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17 hours ago, Scotty Tunbridge said:

In the interest of fairness please find my list below.

Aberdeen:-


Best: @Dons_1988 a team where I'd struggle to pick many posters out, but I've noticed this guy's work recently and find him very knowledgeable. As far as I'm aware he doesn't eat mushroom suppers or have green trousers or post shite puns so that sets him apart from the closest competition for this one.

Worst: @Jmothecat2 @jmothecat thick c**t who made a new profile because he forgot how to log on to his original one. I haven't seen him post much about Aberdeen but his exploits outside his team have earned him this award.

Celtic:-

Best: Absolutely no one. Not a single Celtic fan is a decent enough poster/human being to be in contention for this IMVHO.

Worst: While this one is of the trickier votes on the site for me two main posters in contention @Romeo & @Flybhoy. One of them being a pish troll and the other being a borderline sex offender with multiple accounts. Weighing up my options I'm going to plump for @Romeo this year, people previously thought he was a decent poster I'd disagree with that he never has been. His horrendous trolling on every Celtic match day thread, his attempts at point-scoring in every old firm match thread and subsequent fishing for greenies off everyone when Celtic do as expected and pump Sevco gets about as tiresome as it must be to only enjoy watching your team win 4 league games a season.

Hamilton:-

Best: @accies1874 He gets a bit too involved in stats 'n' that for me but his match day contributions are second to none. A dedicated follower of 'the ev' which gets extra points for getting it right up Rab. (Honorable mentions to Bert another top lad)

Worst: This is a tricky one for me but I'm pretty bias. Obviously @Im_Rodger is a tory and that does count against him but taking that away he is a decent poster. I'm going for an outsider in @FuzzyBear he has came to the party late but he is a complete moron around Accies and makes me miss Happyaccie even more.

Hearts:-

Best: Tough one for me I like @LincolnHearts dedication to his dotting trade and his posting work is decent IMO he also contributed to Dindy's demise so thats a pro. @Tynierose is a great all rounder and the best mod on the site but that is the problem he is a mod and therefore a grass. So can he be trusted?

But im plumping for @LincolnHearts to throw a spanner in the works.

Worst: Paulo Sergio's current guise should run away with this and @the jambo-rocker post alot of floating head pictures so he is contention. But I'm going for @NJ2 because he said Joel Sked is the best one on A View from the Terrace and that really irked me. Is he Joel? maybe, if not clear Edinburgh bias.

 

Hibernian:-

Best: Don't really like any of these guys but I'll plump for one since they aren't the old firm despite how much they love a tri-colour. @Dave1875

Worst: They are all run by the one guy but his worst work is @Lyle Lanley a complete wet mop crayon eater.

 

Kilmarnock:-

Best: @craigkillie knows his football and his refereeing decisions.

Worst: @Dindeleux is still in contention since he posted about half the year his TB4 patter was mind numbing and his trolling attempts poor but there is worse amongst them... Like @C4mmy31 he deserves this a copy and paste expert if you like stuff getting embeded he's your guy. Outside of that he is a dribbling simpleton who previously posted the little ok fingers emoji in every post has definetly gotten ideas above his station since Killie became not pish.

 

Livingston:-

Best: Harmless posters overall but my standout is @EdinburghLivi could have been any of them bar the man below though.

Worst: @LIVIFOREVER too many emojis.

 

Motherwell:-

Best: @YassinMoutaouakil the absolute boy.

Worst: @Jim McLean's Ghost idiot.

 

(The) Rangers:-

Best: No one. c***s and bigots to a man.

Worst: This is the hardest choice so many options ranging from thickos like @bennett and @TavTastic to raging bigoted alcoholics like @The_Kincardine and then you've got closet **** like @8MileBU and @MJC. People also previously mentioned @KnightswoodBear as best poster year on year but that's not even true his constant use of the NFL guy with 55 on his back and the deathstar getting blown up are like nails on a chalkboard. He's also getting trounced by @Div in the #BovrilBearChallenge.

But I'm going to go for @8MileBU because he's 8mile we all know his past, Horrible man.

 

Ross County:-

Best: Another harmless bunch were anyone could get my vote going solely on usernames here @The Great Stagsby for me

Worst: @frankthetank22 stupid username, stupid person.

 

St Johnstone:-

Best: @tree house tam he'll cut you.

Worst: A few choices here @ali_91 acts like the purveyor of justice on the site and @RandomGuy. is very very boring who has nails like a homeless person. @The Real Saints is far too big for his boots. Going for Boredom Guy for the lulz.

 

St Mirren:-

Best: @Lex for me but I think @djchapsticks will sweep this.

Worst: @Munoz handsdown. His former life as @wisbit was enough, banned for being a homophobic holocaust denier who posts videos in St Mirren pyjamas with his maw in the background. Also claimed St Mirren could be anyone in the league except Celtic they then finished 11th. An honorable mention to @Demented Zebra tries far too hard to live up to his username and @Malky3 horrible tory c**t.

(subject to change until deadline)


My DMs are open slide into them with your votes! 

looks like a cut n paste job from last year if you ask me.....

Thank feck the accies will finally be consigned to the diddy leagues when next xmas comes around 👌

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3 minutes ago, C4mmy31 said:

looks like a cut n paste job from last year if you ask me.....

Thank feck the accies will finally be consigned to the diddy leagues when next xmas comes around 👌

I concur,  and hopefully they take the Perth Sainteeees with them. 

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Aberdeen:

Best: @Melanius Mullarkey looks like he's towing one of his concrete wagons when "playing" 5's.

Worst: @Dunty has such a hard on for Aberdeen's proposed new stadium he spends his weekends hand digging the foundations.

Celtic:

Best: @Romeo a troll so tedious he managed to bore cancer into remission. 

Worst: @wastecoatwilly Scotland's only surviving brain donor.

Rangers*:

Best: @KnightswoodBear makes @Div look like a professional gambler. Neither couldn't tip shit out of a bucket.

Worst: @MJC loves a staunch length.

St Johnstone:

Best: @tree house tam decent c**t despite being a gadgie from the double dykes....

Worst: @RandomGuy. seems pretty angry these days. As does @ali_91

Hearts:

Best: @topcat(The most tip top) good guy despite being about 19'6"tall and unable to handle his drink.

Worst: @Tynierose some of the DMs he sends me in the middle of the night are absolutely disgusting.....

Hibs:

Best: @Mon Dieu creative and witty. Doesn't seem to post as much these days sadly.

Worst: @AberdeenHibee has taken over the permarage mantel from @HB75

Motherwell:

Best: @Busta Nut @thisGRAEME
Worst: @Addie will he ever finish that thread???

St Mirren:

Best: @Div bald, overweight, gambling addict who's prone to bouts of violence towards the P&B servers but he's the reason we're all here.

Worst: @wisbit @Munoz or whatever he goes by these days. A grown adult that still has the same bedroom (c/w St Mirren pjs) since he was 9yo. 

Hamilton:

Best: @Bert Raccoon far to good a c**t to be supporting shite like Hamilton.
Worst: @Im_Rodger has been on a steep decline since his heyday advertising Tefal products in the 1980s.

Kilmarnock:

Best: @craigkillie isn't bad when he's not being a condescending twat.
Worst: @Dindeleux #tb4 patter should have been a hanging offence let alone banning. 

Ross Co:

Best: @Savage Henry @yoda 

Worst: ???

Livingston:

Best: @EdinburghLivi

Worst: ???

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looks like a cut n paste job from last year if you ask me.....
Thank feck the accies will finally be consigned to the diddy leagues when next xmas comes around [emoji108]


Just shows the best and worst c***s on the site keep getting better or only continue to disappoint themselves.
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