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20 minutes ago, John Lambies Doos said:

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"Two" strong women? Is the Mirror suggesting that Saint Diana of the Sacred Shopping Bag wasn't strong? Heretics.

ETA: Or is it Meghan that isn't the strong one? I'm confused.

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We own the fuckers so it isn't up to anybody to step down of their own accord.

Why not have an over the top rope wrestling match with the stipulation that if Harry or Meghan win they can do whatever they want? Each inbred comes to the ring every 2 minutes, random draw for the order. It would be tremendous viewing. Can't think of a good name for it, though.

 

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The day after Diana and her beau were murdered involved in a "car crash", i was in a fancy restaurant in Edinburgh.  The waiter brought the menu and said that "as a mark of respect, the Steak Diane was off the main course menu".  He also added that the Peach Melba from the Sweet menu was also not being served.  I asked "why?"  He said that this "was also as a mark of respect, as the Peach Melba contained a Dodi ice cream".

 

 

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1 hour ago, Futureboy said:

My overriding memory of Diana's death:

Mine was that the weekend morning cartoons were cancelled to make way for rolling news.

Bear in mind we're talking about top quality mid-90s cartoons here, none of this Peppa Pig sh*te.

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Mine was that the weekend morning cartoons were cancelled to make way for rolling news.
Bear in mind we're talking about top quality mid-90s cartoons here, none of this Peppa Pig sh*te.
100% this, woke up and fired on the telly and nae cartoons. Horrible news.

Ended up going down the park and having a massive game of cuppy.
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6 hours ago, MixuFixit said:

Really uncomfortable viewing. How can folk not get it?
 

I don't think I have seen anything as awkward was that on live TV for a long time, who was the male guest. He came across very poorly.

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2 hours ago, John Lambies Doos said:
2 hours ago, MP_MFC said:
100% this, woke up and fired on the telly and nae cartoons. Horrible news.

Ended up going down the park and having a massive game of cuppy.

Genuine question. What's cuppy?

World Cuppy mate. If you were born after the summer of 1998 you might not understand.

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9 hours ago, Hedgecutter said:

Mine was that the weekend morning cartoons were cancelled to make way for rolling news.

Bear in mind we're talking about top quality mid-90s cartoons here, none of this Peppa Pig sh*te.

They cancelled them on the Saturday, too? How prescient of them.

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