Tight minge Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 Another 3 in Singapore, all from Wuhan. Is everyone from Wuhan infected? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 18 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum, m8. blinded by desire, that they cannot foresee the pain and trouble that are bound to ensue; and equal blame belongs to those who fail in their duty through weakness of will, which is the same as saying through shrinking from toil and pain Cool story 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charon Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 33 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum, m8. ^^ Big Team found. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 5 hours ago, welshbairn said: ^^^doomed. Taiwan have been blocked from joining the WHO by China. Isn’t it ironic, don’t you think? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 Taiwan. Like my mum used to say- That’s the good China. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorlomin Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 9 minutes ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: Taiwan have been blocked from joining the WHO by China. Isn’t it ironic, don’t you think? Where they to replace Moon on drums? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charon Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 22 minutes ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: Taiwan have been blocked from joining the WHO by China. Isn’t it ironic, don’t you think? No, that's not exactly rain on your wedding day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 Two nights ago the moon exploded, resulting in some weird northern lights-type stuff. I was also raiding an office to find a AA battery for a computer-mouse so I could rapidly close down a presentation that aliens would otherwise see upon invasion. None seemed to have charge and I was in a panic to close it with 20 secs. However, I forgot which batteries I had already tested and ran out of time. People came in, touched their chests and then the whole place exploded. All dead. The end of us all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 3 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Two nights ago the moon exploded, resulting in some weird northern lights-type stuff. I was also raiding an office to find a AA battery for a computer-mouse so I could rapidly close down a presentation that aliens would otherwise see upon invasion. None seemed to have charge and I was in a panic to close it with 20 secs. However, I forgot which batteries I had already tested and ran out of time. People came in, touched their chests and then the whole place exploded. All dead. The end of us all. Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves thread for this pish. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 I had a weird dream I was posting on the wrong thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 35 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Two nights ago the moon exploded, resulting in some weird northern lights-type stuff. I was also raiding an office to find a AA battery for a computer-mouse so I could rapidly close down a presentation that aliens would otherwise see upon invasion. None seemed to have charge and I was in a panic to close it with 20 secs. However, I forgot which batteries I had already tested and ran out of time. People came in, touched their chests and then the whole place exploded. All dead. The end of us all. I was going to point you to the Strange Dreams thread but with the state of China at the moment, for all we know this could actually have happened. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy1929 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 37 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Two nights ago the moon exploded, resulting in some weird northern lights-type stuff. I was also raiding an office to find a AA battery for a computer-mouse so I could rapidly close down a presentation that aliens would otherwise see upon invasion. None seemed to have charge and I was in a panic to close it with 20 secs. However, I forgot which batteries I had already tested and ran out of time. People came in, touched their chests and then the whole place exploded. All dead. The end of us all. Nom Nom Nom thread for this pish.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 2 hours ago, Tight John McVeigh is a tit said: Another 3 in Singapore, all from Wuhan. Is everyone from Wuhan infected? If they're all kept quarantined there they will be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Two nights ago the moon exploded, resulting in some weird northern lights-type stuff. I was also raiding an office to find a AA battery for a computer-mouse so I could rapidly close down a presentation that aliens would otherwise see upon invasion. None seemed to have charge and I was in a panic to close it with 20 secs. However, I forgot which batteries I had already tested and ran out of time. People came in, touched their chests and then the whole place exploded. All dead. The end of us all. Thing you’ve got the virus HC. Worrying thing is he knows where we all live... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Thing you’ve got the virus HC. Worrying thing is he knows where we all live... I'm in holiday and the house is empty, so 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charon Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 (edited) https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-51318246 Global Emergency declared by WHO. I said ....... We're only at first base with this virus. Edited January 30, 2020 by charon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 5 hours ago, charon said: No, that's not exactly rain on your wedding day. That's good advice that I won't take. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charon Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 5 minutes ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: That's good advice that I won't take. Now that's, ironic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 Getting a little bit tired of British immigrants bitching and moaning about the UK/Chinese government not letting them come back to the UK. Not a chance we should be organising any route back at this point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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