Sergeant Wilson Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 4 minutes ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: So Madonna has gone insane- Look at the colour of that water. I'm glad I'm not going in after her. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 4 minutes ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: So Madonna has gone insane- I was hoping a for bubbles to pop up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 27 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Haha, folk will be 'strongly advised'! Ad Lib has had a word. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 The cnuts can’t get anything right. The BBC Scotland summariser finished the broadcast by saying we cannot leave the house unless it’s for essential shopping or medical supplies. Not true. In fact, they stressed that our allowed ‘one per day’ exercise trip was designed to stop other mental and physical ailments coming along at a later date. Honest to goodness.Aye I spotted that too. The fud was wheeled out to do the big signoff, the concise summary of the key message, and made an utter c**t of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pub car king Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 They haven't said what is essential business so every fucker running company will stay open and staff will have to travel to work. He has stopped short of calling a lock down because they know that due to the policy of "it's not about the numbers" with policing they have massive eroded the thin blue line. They have also set about army numbers with reckless abandon it cannot be enforced. Especially in some of the densely populated shite towns and boroughs in the south of england. The riots in london a few years ago showed that to the world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Detournement said: Hung Up is an absolute banger. Aye, I'll give you that one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, pandarilla said: Whit? Seriously, whit? This was a significant announcement, and only the hard of thinking is left in any doubt about that. I can leave the house to buy food or medicine, go to work if I am in an essential role, or to exercise once a day. They cannot enforce me only going one walk or jog a day. I've to stay in my house otherwise. How is that any different from the advice this morning? -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saintee Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 49 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Health Minister? She's got a fūcking cheek! And a few chins. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 (edited) I can just imagine all the slimy managers contacting lawyers and hr to ensure that the essential workers come in to make them money while they f**k about at home. Well one bonus of being threatened and bullied for years is that I’ve saved like f**k and if it gets that the hospitals are overrun I’m just putting in for constructive dismissal on the grounds it isn’t safe to work anymore. Im hoping my company does the right thing but already America has come out and said they will stay open as they’re essential. Not sure if that applies to us as there’s f**k all guidance from anyone and hr have been totally silent. No job is worth putting your life at risk. f**k this. Edited March 23, 2020 by D.A.F.C 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UpInTheAyr Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 That'll be the panic buying ramped up again after it looked to have died down a smidge the past few days. So glad I managed to snag that nine pack of Andrex at Sainsburys the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 6 minutes ago, pandarilla said: Whit? Seriously, whit? This was a significant announcement, and only the hard of thinking is left in any doubt about that. It was a serious announcement but there are still huge holes in it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 (edited) 6 minutes ago, pub car king said: They haven't said what is essential business so every fucker running company will stay open and staff will have to travel to work. He has stopped short of calling a lock down because they know that due to the policy of "it's not about the numbers" with policing they have massive eroded the thin blue line. They have also set about army numbers with reckless abandon it cannot be enforced. Especially in some of the densely populated shite towns and boroughs in the south of england. The riots in london a few years ago showed that to the world. If it's the same as here, which it looks to be pretty much, on the face of it, then Illinois has deemed essentials as being; medical/pharmacy (obviously), grocery stores, restaurants (pickup/delivery only), hardware stores and emergency repairmen, car sales/service, gas stations, liquor stores and weed dispensaries (won't apply) Edited March 23, 2020 by carpetmonster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Simao Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 I work with adults with learning disabilities and our whole team has been redeployed to a home care service for people either just out the hospital or with underlying health conditions. Shiteing it that i'll inadvertently be responsible for the death of more old dears than Harold Shipman by the time this is all over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 54 minutes ago, Romeo said: More bad news lads... Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty or more The Bloody Red Baron was rollin' out the score Eighty men died tryin' to end that spree Of the Bloody Red Baron of Germany Sorry, First thing that came into my head. Obs I'm not a swinger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 They haven't said what is essential business so every fucker running company will stay open and staff will have to travel to work. He has stopped short of calling a lock down because they know that due to the policy of "it's not about the numbers" with policing they have massive eroded the thin blue line. They have also set about army numbers with reckless abandon it cannot be enforced. Especially in some of the densely populated shite towns and boroughs in the south of england. The riots in london a few years ago showed that to the world.Further guidance is being issued later tonight apparently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofarl Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Subsitute for Love is a really good song. God she looks rough. I shall remember her in her body of evidence days. Willam Defoe was a lucky bugger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Can't wait to suffer internal head injuries when an officer searches my bag for 'essential goods' after I leave Tesco and just finds a copy of Animal Crossing. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 https://placestovisitthisweekend.com/ 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 7 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Look at the colour of that water. I'm glad I'm not going in after her. Here's one for you- 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairn Necessities Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 8 minutes ago, pozbaird said: The cnuts can’t get anything right. The BBC Scotland summariser finished the broadcast by saying we cannot leave the house unless it’s for essential shopping or medical supplies. Not true. In fact, they stressed that our allowed ‘one per day’ exercise trip was designed to stop other mental and physical ailments coming along at a later date. Honest to goodness. Didn't really see the point of the Scottish version of that. Other than the funerals clarification. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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