jagfox Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 12 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: Hancock got it now. He died years ago... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hymlick Manouvre Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 9 minutes ago, jamamafegan said: Well I’ve been laughing non stop about it this morning, so following your advice I went and had a look at myself in the mirror and I really enjoyed it! Thanks for that! Let's hope you and your family stay safe. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 6 minutes ago, Rugster said: Looking forward to @Bishop Briggs appearing in about an hour to break the news that Matt Hancock has tested positive. I wonder if he could enlighten us on the current status of Shergar and Elvis Presley? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, Rugster said: Looking forward to @Bishop Briggs appearing in about an hour to break the news that Matt Hancock has tested positive. He must be watching this on P&B + 1 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 2 hours ago, welshbairn said: Could they not at least say "Sorry folks, we haven't the cash to pay you now but you'll get back paid in April when the Government's 80% comes through"? Beats just getting laid off. Oh yeah, it's still absolutely shite behaviour. It's just that I can see why some are doing it right now when they don't have the cash immediately to hand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 9 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: 1 in 38 chance by my reckoning. They're fucking doomed then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 8 minutes ago, dirty dingus said: might have to bring in S.A.L.M.O.N.D. at this rate. FTFY Spoiler 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 Let's hope you and your family stay safe. What a weird comment. I wish for everyone to stay safe - except the Tory c***s who want to destroy our NHS that we all depend on so much not to just get through this epidemic but to get us through everyday life. How utterly ironic it is that Tory party members are getting infected and they themselves may need hospital treatment. Let’s hope there’s a ventilator for them should they need it eh? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 We can safely assume both Johnson and Hancock were already carrying it for PMQs on Wednesday. How many MPs have been infected in the Commons? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 3 minutes ago, ayrmad said: They're fucking doomed then. Any with prexisting conditions? (apart from blistering creeping terminal cunititis) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 1 minute ago, jamamafegan said: What a weird comment. I wish for everyone to stay safe - except the Tory c***s who want to destroy our NHS that we all depend on so much not to just get through this epidemic but to get us through everyday life. How utterly ironic it is that Tory party members are getting infected and they themselves may need hospital treatment. Let’s hope there’s a ventilator for them should they need it eh? They'll be nowhere near the NHS. #BUPAcunts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: They'll be nowhere near the NHS. #BUPAcunts BUPA have sold all beds to the NHS for the time being as far as I'm aware. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 They're all infected but he'll be alright Cause he's a scumbag don't ya know I said he's a scumbag don't ya know *guitar riff intensifies* 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 Worryingly, both will have likely had a lot of contact with the CMO and team. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 Tough question, should you be happy if a Tory leader died from this.It raises many moral questions. All of which I am comfortable with as a hard Yes. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 Cummings after hearing Bojo has a dose 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 1 hour ago, jagfox99 said: Wee line up outside Tesco. Not much delay getting in. A few faffers but a wee cough shifted them out the road. Plenty of Caramilised Onion hummus. Leaving myself wide open to a My Team: Partick Thistle here but i got some caramalised onion hummus out of Aldi the other week to try, had it on toast. Tasty stuff, A+ will be buying again. Think theyve got a few other types available too. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 9 minutes ago, Thistle_do_nicely said: Leaving myself wide open to a My Team: Partick Thistle here but i got some caramalised onion hummus out of Aldi the other week to try, had it on toast. Tasty stuff, A+ will be buying again. Think theyve got a few other types available too. No Aldi near me but I'll bear that in mind ❤ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Pub League Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 6 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Tough question, should you be happy if a Tory leader died from this. It raises many moral questions. All of which I am comfortable with as a hard Yes. This situation over the past week or so really has shown what a complete and utter c**t you are. Not a single iota of sympathy for the ill or those continuing to work in desperate situations instead its all " I hope tory c***s die and why aren't my bins being emptied" Maybe its time you took a step back from the internet for a while you clearly aren't in a good place mentally at the moment. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 Leaving myself wide open to a My Team: Partick Thistle here but i got some caramalised onion hummus out of Aldi the other week to try, had it on toast. Tasty stuff, A+ will be buying again. Think theyve got a few other types available too. Luckily people have seemed to ignore hummus during this pandemic which is grand because eat the stuff everyday. Been making my own recently as well, homemade sundried tomato hummus - lovely. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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