Derry Alli Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 1 hour ago, jagfox99 said: Lost in the Supermarket - The Clash... That's a parody account. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: f**k me, I’m in agreement with oaksoft. Im away for a lie down. You're due one, it's after 9. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: You're due one, it's after 9. Day off today as it’s the bairn’s birthday. Will carry it over to Monday though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkst Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 6 minutes ago, Snafu said: Can you phone your pub and ask for a carry out? Scotland's pubs and bars still able to be open for takeaways despite Government order to shut https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/health/coronavirus/scotlands-pubs-and-bars-still-able-be-open-takeaways-despite-government-order-shut-2527476 I guess if you're happy to spend 4 quid on a tin of TL. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 24 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 36 minutes ago, mathematics said: That’s a bagpipe reception and at round of applause from M&S staff this morning. Shopping once this is over is going to be so underwhelming. 8pm tonight clap for our brave pipers I'm thinking the bagpipes could be a virus sack. Shooting it out in a multi-jetted spray over all and sundry. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Ill say it again I wish I had a dial a booze business just now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 1 hour ago, throbber said: And for shopping in home bargains. Home bargains for toiletries, medicines, noodles, condiments and toys (for the kids' pals at party time); aldi/lidl for most other stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 1 minute ago, MixuFixit said: There's a certain kind of person, let's call them Love Beer Love My Kids Love My Wife Stop ISIS Brexit Means Brexit men, who are absolutely *spoiling* for the chance to turn this crisis into a reason to punch someone. Not at all surprised he chose a middle aged lady to try it out on. It’s bullshit, read the replies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 6 minutes ago, doulikefish said: Ill say it again I wish I had a dial a booze business just now 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 9 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: nervermind, fake account I have to ask. How does one find that out? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 8 minutes ago, Snafu said: Some of the papers this morning reporting the c**tish behaviour of fly-tipping. Fife for example - But not exclusive to . . . . . There are inconsiderate bawbags who do this sort of stuff all over this beautiful wee country. Heavy fines and make them take their dumped shit () back to their own shithole properties for starters. Then make them produce receipts to the police showing that they have disposed of it properly via a licensed "rubbish collector". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 (edited) 14 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: someone in the comments linked to multiple other accounts with the same profile picture Thanks. I read some of her comments and was in agreement. Maybe she's Melanius... Quote Margo. be kind and humble. @Margaret231947 All conservative voters are c***s eta read some more twitter, WTF is that about? Bunch of trolls slagging each other off. Makes P&B seem like a civilised. debating society. Edited April 3, 2020 by cyderspaceman deleted some emojis 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 6 hours ago, The_Kincardine said: Depends on its role, Shirley? Science is simply observing, recording and reproducing. Science as prediction is little more than bookmaking. You never disappoint you auld fool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Prince Charles will ‘virtually’ open the Nightingale hospital in London. Even in the middle of a crisis like this they can’t drop the ceremonial pish and just get on with things. 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 30 minutes ago, Snafu said: Some of the papers this morning reporting the c**tish behaviour of fly-tipping. Fife for example - Have the council (there) stopped lifting the rubbish? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 5 minutes ago, The Moonster said: You never disappoint you auld fool. The majority of his posts are nonsense, but particularly those late of an evening/in the early hours of the morning after he's been on the gungha din for a few hours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Tourette Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 I’ve just had a “ghostie” two days on the trot. What is the statistical probability of that? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuckleMoo Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Have the council (there) stopped lifting the rubbish?I think there's a reduced service due to staff sickness. Our bins should have been done last Friday but were only emptied today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 1 minute ago, Mr Tourette said: I’ve just had a “ghostie” two days on the trot. What is the statistical probability of that? It's pretty fucking miraculous after two days on the trots tbh 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 1 minute ago, Rugster said: The majority of his posts are nonsense, but particularly those late of an evening/in the early hours of the morning after he's been on the gungha din for a few hours. Aye, it doesn't take a scientist to predict that he canny handle his drink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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