doulikefish Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 France on lockdown until at least the 11th of May 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 9 hours ago, coprolite said: Excellent idea, i'll send the seven year old out in the city by herself. Nothing could go wrong there. Most families I see out are fairly keen to keep their kids away from other people. I don't doubt there are irresponsible families but most aren't. It's mainly young men that don't make an effort to move, probably because they think they're invincible. But that's relative. There are ignorant c***s of all types. Your seven year old has got absolutely no valid reason to be outside right now. They’re not a key worker, they’re not shopping for essential items and they’re not sufficiently aware of their surroundings to respect social distancing during their so-called ‘exercise’. So you should be keeping them inside instead of letting them get in everybody else’s way and if that makes your domestic life a wee bit more annoying, that’s just tough. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 Dont worry lads, if the Covid doesnt get you, then the nuclear pollution being sent into the atmosphere by forest fires at Chernobyl will. Some year. The world reacts badly to Scotland nearly qualifying for anything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 1 minute ago, virginton said: Your seven year old has got absolutely no valid reason to be outside right now. They’re not a key worker, they’re not shopping for essential items and they’re not sufficiently aware of their surroundings to respect social distancing during their so-called ‘exercise’. So you should be keeping them inside instead of letting them get in everybody else’s way and if that makes your domestic life a wee bit more annoying, that’s just tough. Give it a fucking rest eh? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 16 minutes ago, RandomGuy. said: Dont worry lads, if the Covid doesnt get you, then the nuclear pollution being sent into the atmosphere by forest fires at Chernobyl will. Some year. Localised spikes in radiation only. Don't fret on that one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 Just now, Tynierose said: Excellent, first you have us all getting HIV and now nuclear pollution. What next, a fucking invasion by aliens? Apparently we have fewer ray guns than other European countries but Dyson are to switch production and we have been promised at least 3,000 in a fortnight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartsOfficialMoaner Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 6 minutes ago, doulikefish said: France on lockdown until at least the 11th of May Italy is 3rd, France 11th so we 18th. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crùbag Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 3 hours ago, VladimirMooc said: You’re aware the health and social care is entirely devolved, aye? If the Scottish Government have failed to plan properly and procure the PPE needed that’s on them. And I say that as an independence supporter. Bollocks. These are the suppliers engaged by ScotGov on behalf of our NHS. NHS is n ot 'entirely devolved' - we just manage it. The funding for example is reliant on what happens to the English NHS. Until we have all the levers of power, including over taxation, international trade deals and the rest, then we will only ever 'manage' what is given to us. That's why it's devolution 'power retained' and not independence. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 2 minutes ago, Tynierose said: Excellent, first you have us all getting HIV and now nuclear pollution. What next, a fucking invasion by aliens? Don't be silly. You are getting your Sci fi films all mixed up. Nuclear pollution doesn't cause aliens. That's nonsense. Giant insects the size of houses maybe but not aliens. Ridiculous. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 Just now, Fullerene said: Don't be silly. You are getting your Sci fi films all mixed up. Nuclear pollution doesn't cause aliens. That's nonsense. Giant insects the size of houses maybe but not aliens. Ridiculous. Not Them again. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 10 hours ago, VladimirMooc said: I don’t think those people are dying because folk are still allowed out for an hour’s run or walk a day. They’re dying because the government didn’t introduce the current measures quickly enough and have proven themselves as abject failures in developing credible testing regimes. And what’s truly disturbing is that people are lapping up this incessant personal behaviour message as being responsible for anything above 0.1% of the running shitshow to date. A fresh nadir in media coverage was reached this morning with BBC Breakfast interviewing the mawkish sister of a health worker who had caught the virus and died. Her utterly mawkish but state-approved message was to plead for people to stay inside so that her sister ‘didn’t die in vain’. At no point did either party in the interview focus on why health workers are actually contracting and dying from the virus in significant numbers here: because a useless government and inept health minister in particular failed to secure sufficient and credible protective equipment and testing kits despite having several weeks advance notice. But I guess if we all keep putting up rainbow posters and philpying neighbours we don’t like to the police instead then we’ll have this pandemic on the run in no time. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 14 minutes ago, The DA said: Two metres, not two inches. Saucy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 6 minutes ago, HeartsOfficialMoaner said: Italy is 3rd, France 11th so we 18th. Macron stressed "at least until the 11th" so it could be longer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartsOfficialMoaner Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 1 minute ago, doulikefish said: Macron stressed "at least until the 11th" so it could be longer I fancy a drink. That's a long wait. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 53 minutes ago, throbber said: Why did it take them so long to figure out what was causing AIDS? Surely it can’t have been that difficult. Get them telt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 Macron stressed "at least until the 11th" so it could be longer Also: it doesn’t work like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 5 minutes ago, HeartsOfficialMoaner said: I fancy a drink. That's a long wait. Stock up he also said no mass gatherings until at least mid july 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 21 minutes ago, virginton said: Your seven year old has got absolutely no valid reason to be outside right now. They’re not a key worker, they’re not shopping for essential items and they’re not sufficiently aware of their surroundings to respect social distancing during their so-called ‘exercise’. So you should be keeping them inside instead of letting them get in everybody else’s way and if that makes your domestic life a wee bit more annoying, that’s just tough. Unfortunately for you, your opinion is just your opinion and has no legal or moral authority. It is also a shite opinion, of a type commonly held by arseholes. I'm not saying you're an arsehole. You're clearly a c**t. 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 Are you kidding Starship Troopers satirised Iraq before it even happened, Paul Verhoeven is a genius.Sounds a bit racist to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 Think this care home might be changing its name 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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