marty_j Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 9 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Who the f**k says Happy Easter? He’s obviously a fucking nonce. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven W Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 6 minutes ago, The Real Saints said: What were your favourite moments? In ascending order, this is my top three: 3. When he decided to reveal that he'd been instructed to take questions in a very particular order. 2. When he said that he might have told Boris about his plans but neither of them can remember. 1. When he said that he drove to Barnard Castle to test his eyesight. It would have been fantastic entertainment if it weren't so serious. As well as your three I liked; 1 - boasting about his knowledge on pandemics and how he'd written on it just last it year, yet sitting with a death toll of 35k 2 - being absolutely stumped when asked for his message to new Tory voters in Durham 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 1 minute ago, peasy23 said: Cummings will be reading that and thinking “shit”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 43 minutes ago, RiG said: Another snivelling Tory shitebag... You reckon wrong about this member of the public sitting at home under lockdown unable to hold his youngest grand daughter or hug the next one up. I tried to watch Cummings' statement with as open a mind as possible but after a couple of minutes thought to myself "entitled shitebaggery of the highest order". Gave up during the journalists' questions. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 5 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: Who the f**k says Happy Easter? He’s obviously a fucking nonce. What??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 If Barnard Castle don’t use this in their next marketing strategy then they’re cùnts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 3 minutes ago, Angusfifer said: What??? Oh f**k, it’s you again. Gimp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 20 minutes ago, JMDP said: I don't know what is the bigger shambles. That press conference or every single H_B post on this thread. He's still insisting elsewhere that he's playing 12-dimensional chess despite Cummings going on the tele and wildly contradicting what his own wife wrote in the press. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonS Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 49 minutes ago, Donathan said: Dirty money on the leave campaign We already know about that and only a small minority of people care. If it were tied directly to Johnson it would make him more popular with Leavers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marty_j Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Not on in order but1) wife was shabby with potential Covid but went back to work against guidelines 2) worried about kid Even though he said she wasn’t showing any symptoms- drove to Durham 3) kid vomits takes kids to Hospital to infect others against guidelines 4) goes for a drive of over 60 miles to check eyes against guidelines 5) oh no 4 on wife’s birthday6) stops for piss has walk in woods 7) wife wrote article about “London lockdown”Cabinet ministers saying he’s cleared up the liesCool cool 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeefc1783 Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Was in Barnard Castle in early March...... Could have been me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: Oh f**k, it’s you again. Gimp. Dodging a discussion again, by juvenile insults I see. Are you still a racist? Edited May 25, 2020 by Angusfifer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 48 minutes ago, Barry Ferguson's Hat said: Can he really be blamed for wanting to go to Durham? It's one of the Pink Panther's favourite places. Durham Durham Durham Durham Durham Durham Durham VID_78511103_024544_892.mp4 -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, dundeefc1783 said: Was in Barnard Castle in early March...... Could have been me. I wasn't at Barnand Castle but I've got a baldy heid, could've been me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 My eyesight is bad to just flew a mig 29. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeefc1783 Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Did your eyesight improve?No but have getting a bit of a headache when watchin telly recently so was gonna get an eye test but maybe I just need to drive back down to Barnard Castle instead 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Claire from Harpenden is an absolute boot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 I once travelled to a medieval castle to get my eyesight checked. I had 1320 vision. 19 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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