Popular Post madwullie Posted June 11, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted June 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Todd_is_God said: Do you honestly think no one is using toilets / sitting inside when it rains just now? As has been mentioned before we are literally 3 weeks in. It was obvious to most that out numbers were so small and trending in such a manner that a three weeks for Phase 1 was plenty. If the SG did not want to lift these restrictions so soon they should not have put them in the route map at Phase 2. Putting them there and holding them back for no real reason will just piss people off. I was up visiting my dad last week, and my youngest needed a piss. Told him to go behind the garage. 2 minutes later I heard shouting, turned out he'd decided to do a shit instead. All over his legs, trousers, skants and t-shirt. No change of clothes. Massive toley on the ground. While I ran down to the kitchen door to get my dad to pass me out a bag to put it in the dog went up the back of the garage and ate it. Windows down, dog in the boot(hatchback) and total silence for the whole journey home. Would definitely risk my dad getting covid and just let him in the house than go through that again. 24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 19 minutes ago, super_carson said: That was a discussion I had with my head teacher this morning. We are being asked to put plans in place based on the current situation, and they may very will be inappropriate come August. Having smaller numbers of kids may be great for getting them used to being back in school, and the new routines and hygiene etc. but I’m not personally sure if they would still be in place by the September break, and I certainly don’t think they would still be necessary if trends continue It's only sensible that schools and any other institution create a working plan regardless to deal either with another outbreak over autumn/winter or to dust off whenever the next virus comes along. The entire country was clearly caught napping in a way that East Asian countries who had dealings with SARS and various bird flu outbreaks were not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
super_carson Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 Teachers are still getting paid while doing next to f**k all right now so it seems only fair that they clock up a few extra hours on the other side of the pandemic to make up for that. Whether that means a six day week or cancelling pointless holidays is up to them and if they end up doing more hours annually than their contract stipulates then they should of course be compensated with higher pay. You’re really running out of material here, you onerous c**t. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 Just now, super_carson said: You’re really running out of material here, you onerous c**t. ^^^ verge of tears 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 7 minutes ago, madwullie said: I was up visiting my dad last week, and my youngest needed a piss. Told him to go behind the garage. 2 minutes later I heard shouting, turned out he'd decided to do a shit instead. All over his legs, trousers, skants and t-shirt. No change of clothes. Massive toley on the ground. While I ran down to the kitchen door to get my dad to pass me out a bag to put it in the dog went up the back of the garage and ate it. Windows down, dog in the boot(hatchback) and total silence for the whole journey home. Would definitely risk my dad getting covid and just let him in the house than go through that again. I've got some industrial sterile wipes I'd take in those circumstances. Wipe everything down including the door handles etc as you do when you murder a prostitute in the bathroom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Waldo Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 10 minutes ago, madwullie said: I was up visiting my dad last week, and my youngest needed a piss. Told him to go behind the garage. 2 minutes later I heard shouting, turned out he'd decided to do a shit instead. All over his legs, trousers, skants and t-shirt. No change of clothes. Massive toley on the ground. While I ran down to the kitchen door to get my dad to pass me out a bag to put it in the dog went up the back of the garage and ate it. Windows down, dog in the boot(hatchback) and total silence for the whole journey home. Would definitely risk my dad getting covid and just let him in the house than go through that again. Please tell me your youngest is 20. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 17 minutes ago, madwullie said: While I ran down to the kitchen door to get my dad to pass me out a bag to put it in the dog went up the back of the garage and ate it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 7 minutes ago, welshbairn said: I've got some industrial sterile wipes I'd take in those circumstances. Wipe everything down including the door handles etc as you do when you murder a prostitute in the bathroom. Wash your hands, and use a hand sanitiser after touching the door handle if you want to be extra safe. I really don't see where the risk is providing you aren't a clatty b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 You would think that Jack McConnell would know better - a completely inaccurate view of what is happening in schools. Local Authorities and schools are working flat out to try and get as many in as possible by August - but the reality is that it is not physically possible. Social distancing rules completely limit the numbers that can get into classrooms - you can't get all pupils in without a doubling of the physical capacity and staffing - neither of which are feasible. This looks very much like an ignorant political attack - something we could do well without just now.https://www.thenational.scot/news/18509399.former-fm-jack-mcconnell-says-education-prioritised-like-health/He's full of shite as usual. Ultimately, nothing can be done unless the 2m social distancing guideline is changed. I know my daughter's school reckons that the IT suite that usually accommodates a class of 20 could only take 7 pupils with 2m spacing, home economics is even less as the pupils normally work in pairs to start with. Unless Jack can make a shitload of extra classrooms and teachers appear between now and August, the school's hands are tied. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 Just now, Todd_is_God said: Wash your hands, and use a hand sanitiser after touching the door handle if you want to be extra safe. I really don't see where the risk is providing you aren't a clatty b*****d. Clean disposable gloves when you go in the house, wash your hands with them still on when you're done and after wiping down the toilet. Fine if it's just a family visit to a elderly or vulnerable person, but it would fall apart with a pished up BBQ. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 Washing disposable gloves is lunatic behaviour 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 1 minute ago, Todd_is_God said: Washing disposable gloves is lunatic behaviour Why? Easiest way to avoid leaving any bugs in the house after a shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven W Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 1 hour ago, DeeTillEhDeh said: That is utter nonsense - there are whole areas of the economy that are completely out of synch at different rates. Whatever one might think of the Scottish Government is pretty clear this is a planned strategy compared to the ad hoc make it up as you go along bullshit south of the border. Bollocks It's undoubtedly better than the shitshow down south. But if it's as planned a strategy as you say, care to explain why some elements of phase 2 aren't going to go ahead? Seems like the plan is getting re-drawn at the very first hurdle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 I was at my friends couple weeks ago and went for a pee, in her loo. Remarkably neither of us now have Covid. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 13 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Why? Easiest way to avoid leaving any bugs in the house after a shite. Its no more effective than just washing your hands 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 1 minute ago, Todd_is_God said: Its no more effective than just washing your hands What's the point of taking your gloves off before you leave the house? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 13 minutes ago, Steven W said: Bollocks It's undoubtedly better than the shitshow down south. But if it's as planned a strategy as you say, care to explain why some elements of phase 2 aren't going to go ahead? Seems like the plan is getting re-drawn at the very first hurdle Baulking at the big decisions. The SNP are clearly very good at saying the right things and looking better than the shit show down South, but meaningful progressive leadership appears beyond them atm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: What's the point of taking your gloves off before you leave the house? Why are you wearing gloves in the house? Disposable gloves are designed to protect you from undesirables, not others from yours. Washing your hands properly is more hygienic than wearing gloves. It's why food handlers here are not required to wear them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven W Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 2 minutes ago, Todd_is_God said: Baulking at the big decisions. The SNP are clearly very good at saying the right things and looking better than the shit show down South, but meaningful progressive leadership appears beyond them atm. Absolutely. Leading from the front is not agenda. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 37 minutes ago, Todd_is_God said: Wash your hands, and use a hand sanitiser after touching the door handle if you want to be extra safe. I really don't see where the risk is providing you aren't a clatty b*****d. Maybe covid can use the back door thanks to the magic of splashback? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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