Coronavirus (COVID-19)

[bendan]

3 hours ago, WhiteRoseKillie said:

Mr Muscle is proven in the treatment of manky ovens. Fancy giving that a shot?

Well known cure for purple-faced rage. Apply to the buttocks twice a day, using a circular motion as you spray.

[The Moonster]

3 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

Of all the things to rightfully attack the government for, spending a pin p***k of the NHS drugs budget on stuff people actually need is about the lamest.

I think the question that should be asked is why are the government seemingly ahead of the game in ordering a drug that might not even be required in huge quantities but have been extremely slow to order tests or PPE for frontline workers?

 

[Alert Mongoose]

[Melanius Mullarkey]

Just now, Alert Mongoose said:

Now there's a cure for malaria if I ever saw one.

[dirty dingus]

5 minutes ago, Alert Mongoose said:

I wonder who done the bathroom, that's an impressive bit of pointing.

[peasy23]

Surely if all these Americans start buying it and reducing demand or driving the price up, then it's worth having a stash of the stuff for the people who actually need it for the several illnesses it is proven to treat?

Yes, but they should be honest and just say that is why they are buying it. It's also used for some arthritis patients.

They were talking about it on Jeremy Vine yesterday. One caller had been taking it for over 10 years for his arthritis, it didn't stop him catching Covid19, he tested positive a couple of weeks ago.

[D.A.F.C]

The UKs new scientific advisor revealed.

[Thistle_do_nicely]

may have already been posted, only recently came up in my youtube feed, but if anyone's missed it - well worth a watch to kill some time:

 

[Granny Danger]

34 minutes ago, Alert Mongoose said:

I have that exact same wall tile at home.  Sadly Mrs Granny looks nothing like that.

[NotThePars]

1 hour ago, ICTChris said:

Banter timeline demands that this stuff turns out to be a foolproof cure, leading to a huge Trump lead in the election only for him to die of a massive heart attack on the eve of poll.

Nah, Trump is never going to die. Him and Kissinger will still be here in 2040.

[Forest_Fifer]

Yes, but they should be honest and just say that is why they are buying it. It's also used for some arthritis patients.

They were talking about it on Jeremy Vine yesterday. One caller had been taking it for over 10 years for his arthritis, it didn't stop him catching Covid19, he tested positive a couple of weeks ago.

It doesnt stop you catching it, it's supposed to be used as a treatment once you've caught it (although studies have shown, well, differing results)

[superbigal]

Just flicked through the last 24 hours on here and that was probably the correct decision.
Anyway so real live from horses mouth news.
1st quite funny reading all the piss taking about ingesting mr muscle and the like. One thing that will very likely happen in dentistry is you will be given some quite potent mouth wash of sorts in the future before you start. Not sure yet what they are proposing (wife on her webinars) but it will in effect supposedly help with any shit you might release from your moosh as an aerosol threat while getting drilled or whatever.

Then onto contact tracing and the claim tother day of 22,000 in place in englandshire. The wife has just been accepted for what I assume is one of the supposed key 2 or 3000 medically trained who get paid more than jackshit. This is the English version.
She is now having to stumble through uploading all sorts of documents. That in itself is a chore. It is currently refusing her Scottish disclosure documents etc. She has disclosure docs for 2 scottish health jobs in bupa and a private dentist. Another for the brownies, 1 for scouts etc. All computer says no.
If she finally gets to the next stage there is then further work and equipment assessment etc. That's then onto training. 22,000 ready my arse is my comment.

[Alert Mongoose]

6 minutes ago, superbigal said:

22,000 ready my arse is my comment.

 

[Granny Danger]

6 minutes ago, oaksoft said:

And now you've done it again.

You don't even realise you're doing it do you? 

Making a cùnt of yourself yet again.

You know full well you’re doing it.

 

[Silverton End]

1 hour ago, Alert Mongoose said:

[Donathan]

What’s the view in Scotland over the Nike conference outbreak? I reckon Sturgeon has done alright throughout the pandemic but really needs to be held to account on this cover up.

[madwullie]

18 minutes ago, oaksoft said:

And now you've done it again.

You don't even realise you're doing it do you? 

f**k up. 

[madwullie]

Just now, Donathan said:

What’s the view in Scotland over the Nike conference outbreak? I reckon Sturgeon has done alright throughout the pandemic but really needs to be held to account on this cover up.

Dunno, a lot of snp supporters are saying shit like now is not the time etc, but that's exactly what the UK govt says and frankly that's bollocks. 

[Granny Danger]

7 minutes ago, madwullie said:

Dunno, a lot of snp supporters are saying shit like now is not the time etc, but that's exactly what the UK govt says and frankly that's bollocks. 

What exactly was ‘covered up‘ and has any explanation been given why it might have happened.

[Todd_is_God]