Guest bernardblack Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Butchers etc closed? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 8 hours ago, The Real Saints said: ISOLATION UPDATE: Have now been stuck with my new girlfriend for three full days. We still find each other bearable. A minor hiccup yesterday when we went on our daily walk to Tesco (maintaining our social distance from others). A group of street youths, packed together in close proximity just outside the supermarket, started shouting at us. ‘’Your girlfriend’s a slag!’’, one of them yelled. It was a concerning situation. However, those concerns have now been laid to rest. As soon as we got back home, I demanded to know WHY THEY WERE CALLING HER A SLAG AND WHETHER IT’S BECAUSE SHE HAS BEEN SLEEPING AROUND THE TOWN WILLY-NILLY. She said ‘’no’’. So anyway, yes, this self-isolation period is still going well. Will update further in due course. ISOLATION UPDATE: I am stuck with this girl for three weeks. Minimum. MINIMUM. Lord, give me strength. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Venom Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Get Into the Groove, La Isla Bonita, Sorry in that order 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Just now, The Real Saints said: ISOLATION UPDATE: I am stuck with this girl for three weeks. Minimum. MINIMUM. Lord, give me strength. There'll be f**k all left of you but bubbles in a week. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Disgusting lack of mention for Ray of Light, Beautiful Stranger, Holiday, Like A VL, Express Yourself, The Power of Goodbye and What It Feels Like For A Girl. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UpInTheAyr Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Will Poundstretcher still be open? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, bernardblack said: Butchers etc closed? Have a look 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Just now, UpInTheAyr said: Will Poundstretcher still be open? How does that one go? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Like a Prayer and the Power of Goodbye are the best two and anyone who says otherwise should be on the list. La Isla Bonita has to be up there. All her old stuff, basically. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Live To Tell is the best Madonna tune, by the way. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 I genuinely despair at some people who think tonight's statements have not changed things.It is clear that legislation that enforces the measures will be brought in during the next few days.The clowns who can't follow rules will soon find out that this isn't advice that can be ignored. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saintee Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, The Real Saints said: ISOLATION UPDATE: I am stuck with this girl for three weeks. Minimum. MINIMUM. Lord, give me strength. You'll be fine. Word on the street is she's a right slag. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: Have a butchers FTFY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 4 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: The best chip shop in Kirkcaldy is closing. Zen, can you pick up 2 fish suppers for me and the missus, and post them down to me, Thanks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Disgusting lack of mention for Ray of Light, Beautiful Stranger, Holiday, Like A VL, Express Yourself, The Power of Goodbye and What It Feels Like For A Girl. I said the power of goodbye ya fanny. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Unreal -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunfermline Don Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Does beer count as an "essential"? Asking for a friend. myself.I have asked this of the Craft Beer shop in Dunfermline as they announced on FB that’s them totally shut now! [emoji22][emoji22] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Just now, Snafu said: A Summery of what you can and can't do under lockdown in Scotland. https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/what-lockdown-what-you-can-21742090 WHAT YOU CAN'T DO - Gather in groups of two or more, unless you live alongside the people you're Daily Record in inaccuracy shocker 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Just now, ICTJohnboy said: Zen, can you pick up 2 fish suppers for me and the missus, and post them down to me, Thanks. I'm on the beer tonight, if I had some prior notice it wouldn't have been a problem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 I cannot believe I’m the outlier on this 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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