The Moonster Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 1 minute ago, scottsdad said: I'm not sure that having some dominatrix stamping on my nuts and putting my old chap in a clamp would be much help if I was suffering, to be honest. Reveal hidden contents https://www.kinkly.com/definition/644/cock-and-ball-torture-cbt I suppose "We Just Don't Know" if this would work or not. Might as well try it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 3 minutes ago, scottsdad said: I'm not sure that having some dominatrix stamping on my nuts and putting my old chap in a clamp would be much help if I was suffering, to be honest. Reveal hidden contents https://www.kinkly.com/definition/644/cock-and-ball-torture-cbt It would take your mind off it for a bit though, you snivelling excuse for a man. What safe word? I can't hear you... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 (edited) Daily Cases Update: Day 18 in a row of our 4th wave of infections, case rises up a huge 10.59% to 364.6 I expect another rise of around 6% tomorrow. Infectivity up 5 ticks to 9.9%. I note todays figure shows infectivity at 12.4%. We surge past England to go 2nd place in Europe behind Northern Ireland. England 3rd, Wales 4th, ROI 5th, France 6th, Greece 7th, Switzerland 8th. No one else comes near 200 cases per 100K. New most dangerous spot in Scotland as Lochside & Lincluden (Still in D&G) gives Dumfries a run for its money. A stunning 1,745 per 100K. Dalbeattie also on the charge at 1,515. Wonder what is behind the D&G rises ? Still 370,000 under 40s who can't be arsed to get jagged. Figures for Jags 1st Vaccines drop again 3,941 to 3,202 , 2nd vaccines still poor at 15,239 to 15,095 Total Cases Scotland 7 days 14th August to 20th August were 18,020 now 19,927 up 10.59%, Positivity was 9.4% now 9.9%. Cases per 100K were 329.7 now 364.6 Home Nations Daily update : UK Average 319.8 to 327.4 up 2.38%, England 320.5 to 324.2 up 1.15%, Wales 283.0 to 302.2 up 6.78%, Northern Ireland 559.5 to 574.2 up 2.63% In Europe for travellers Ireland 248.8 to 247.4 (Weekly change +1%), France 233.0 to 227.0 (Weekly change -10%), Greece 212.3 to 212.8 (Weekly change -4%), Switzerland 199.2 to 199.3 (weekly change +52%), Portugal 159.3 to 158.3 (Weekly change -2%), Spain 146.1 to 127.8 (Weekly change -37%), These are still the only main countries over 120 cases per 100K Lower down the charts in the last week Germany has risen 61%, Romania 63%, Serbia 68%, Albania 93%, Bosnia 106% Scotland peaks in Wave 3 at 425.1 for 27th June to 3rd July, (UK was 229.9) . Cases that day were 23,222 and positivity 10.8% Scotland previously peaked in wave 2 at 301.9 for figures 29th Dec to 4th Jan, (UK was 642.1) Cases that day were 16,496 and test positivity rate was 11.9% Council progress in last 24 Hours as follows. Click cases by neighbourhood to see the spread on the geographical map. https://public.tableau.com/profile/phs.covid.19#!/vizhome/COVID-19DailyDashboard_15960160643010/Overview West Dunbartonshire 547.9 to 612.4 Balloch particularly riddled well over 1000 Dumfries & Galloway 542.2 to 584.0 Now at least 6 neighbourhoods over 1000. Lochside & Lincluden 1745, Dalbeattie 1515 !!! East Renfrewshire 500.7 to 560.1 Williamwood 1456 East Dunbartonshire 435.9 to 516.8 Huge near 20% rise. Clackmannanshire 444.5 to 499.1 Sauchie riddled again Renfrewshire 415.3 to 470.5 Glasgow City 414.1 to 467.7 Riddled city wide no real super hotspots. Argyll & Bute 406.2 to 464.7 Bute 1259 South Lanarkshire 423.0 to 462.6 Inverclyde 415.3 to 447.7 North Lanarkshire 403.1 to 441.8 City Of Edinburgh 373.6 to 417.3 North Ayrshire 359.8 to 383.6 East Lothian 321.6 to 337.3 West Lothian 300.8 to 334.6 Scottish Borders 308.9 to 327.1 South Ayrshire 287.1 to 324.6 Stirling 280.6 to 311.4 Fife 286.5 to 307.6 Falkirk 268.4 to 305.2 Dundee City 242.6 to 297.7 Midlothian 271.6 to 290.9 East Ayrshire 250.0 to 273.0 Highlands 229.8 to 244.7 Angus 213.3 to 225.3 Perth & Kinross 191.6 to 203.4 Aberdeen City 165.5 to 183.4 Aberdeenshire 162.6 to 172.9 Western Isles 128.3 to 109.4 Moray 94.0 to 99.3 Shetland Islands 52.5 to 65.6 Orkney Islands 44.6 to 53.6 Edited August 23, 2021 by superbigal 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 8 minutes ago, superbigal said: Sauchie riddled again Some things never change... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 4 hours ago, Arch Stanton said: Johnstone, Paisley and Renfrew will be hosting NHS drop-in clinics this week for anyone aged 16 and over who has not had their first COVID-19 vaccine. The clinics will be in: • Renfrew Leisure Centre – Tuesday 24 August, Sunday 29 August and Monday 30 August, 9am-4pm • Johnstone Leisure Centre – Wednesday 25 August, Saturday 28 August and Sunday 29 August, 9am-4pm • The Lagoon Leisure Centre, Paisley – Thursday 26 August, Saturday 28 August and Sunday 29 August, 9am-7pm You can also come along to the clinics if you’ve waited more than 8 weeks for your second vaccine. The clinics will be offering Pfizer to 16 to 39-year-olds and AstraZeneca to anyone aged 40 and over. Cracking bit of insight to have vaccine walk in clinics open during school times for 16 year olds who will mostly be at school when they are open. I get there is some weekend coverage but ffs its not like schools have never been used to deliver mass vaccinations to pupils before. Line them up in the assembly hall and get them jagged in one day and come back in 8 weeks, do the same in the colleges etc too. Absolutely no shock that cases have risen when schools return, we all knew this would happen, I agree theres no clear evidence for 12-15 year olds being vaccinated unless circumstances or underlying health conditions make it favourable, but that also has to come with a shift in the messaging from the psychopaths who want full blown ozzie rules covid behaviour. Its endemic, it wont go away, schools will raise transmission, staff are vaccinated, so too should parents, life has to go on. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 Interesting fact of the day for the covid capital of Scotland. The percentage of Women recorded as smokers at ante natal booking in Lochside & Lincluden was a 34.33% when last recorded. This compares to the Scottish average of 14.40%. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 I went to have a look at thread favourite uk_centrist on twitter to see what the land of fear are thinking. I think he's become a bit unhinged. There is a whole community he is part of that delights in: Vaccines "wearing off" Vaccines only 50% effective "so that every time a vaccinated person meets someone with the virus, it's a coin toss if they get it" Schools going back unmasked is "dangerous". New Zealand gets everything right. The UK gets everything wrong. Cases are high/rising everywhere The Lambda Variant is on the march I honestly thought he was just a zero-Covid supporter but it seems to me that he's delighting in tweets that agree with these views, and is happy to admonish and belittle actual scientists with experience in public health who don't fit his narrative. And he's not alone. And he posts an alarming amount of pro-Kier Starmer guff. Criminal. Still, here's a retweet of his. I've added it here purely because she's a wid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 Balloch firing West Dunbartonshire to the top of the table - all comes from a jam session in the Doghouse pub last Thursday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoapMactavish Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 4 folk at my other half’s work now positive including her. I’m still negative but spent the day with her the other day while ‘her hayfever was bad’ so now awaiting my own PCR test. She’s lousy but I’m grand so far. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 1 minute ago, SoapMactavish said: 4 folk at my other half’s work now positive including her. I’m still negative but spent the day with her the other day while ‘her hayfever was bad’ so now awaiting my own PCR test. She’s lousy but I’m grand so far. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 27 minutes ago, scottsdad said: I went to have a look at thread favourite uk_centrist on twitter to see what the land of fear are thinking. I think he's become a bit unhinged. There is a whole community he is part of that delights in: Vaccines "wearing off" Vaccines only 50% effective "so that every time a vaccinated person meets someone with the virus, it's a coin toss if they get it" Schools going back unmasked is "dangerous". New Zealand gets everything right. The UK gets everything wrong. Cases are high/rising everywhere The Lambda Variant is on the march I honestly thought he was just a zero-Covid supporter but it seems to me that he's delighting in tweets that agree with these views, and is happy to admonish and belittle actual scientists with experience in public health who don't fit his narrative. And he's not alone. And he posts an alarming amount of pro-Kier Starmer guff. Criminal. Still, here's a retweet of his. I've added it here purely because she's a wid. Aye, she's a wid, if youd like to f**k a forehead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 Home Nations Daily infection update : UK Average 319.8 to 327.4 up 2.38%, England 320.5 to 324.2 up 1.15%, Wales 283.0 to 302.2 up 6.78%, Northern Ireland 559.5 to 574.2 up 2.63% Of countries with a population of over 1 million. Northern Ireland is in 3rd place in the world. Georgia 1st 833.2 & Cuba 2nd 579.8. No suprise that Israel is in 4th at 561.9 up 30% on last week. Scotland places 8th in the world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 7 minutes ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: Aye, she's a wid, if youd like to f**k a forehead. Why not? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 I blame the folk on here that were saying Prof Bauld isn't close to NS. Covid expert given government adviser role - BBC News Quote One of Scotland's top Covid experts has been appointed as an adviser to the Scottish government. Prof Linda Bauld, an Edinburgh University behavioural scientist, will take up the role of interim chief social policy adviser on 27 September. The academic, who made regular media appearances during the Covid pandemic, will advise ministers on reducing poverty and inequality. She will be seconded to the role on a part-time basis for up to nine months. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detournement Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 How did Australia go from the cool working class nation we used to watch on TV and movies as kids to a police state full of wankers who drone on about flat whites? It's tragic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No_Problemo Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 (edited) 29 minutes ago, Suspect Device said: I blame the folk on here that were saying Prof Bauld isn't close to NS. Covid expert given government adviser role - BBC News f**k me, going on about closing schools on the same day she is appointed to a role around reducing poverty and inequality. Looking at her background, I’m not entirely sure what qualifies her for that role either. Edited August 23, 2021 by No_Problemo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detournement Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 10 minutes ago, No_Problemo said: f**k me, going on about closing schools on the same day she is appointed to a role around reducing poverty and inequality. Looking at her background, I’m not entirely sure what qualifies her for that role either. Never take health advice from someone with a coupon full of Botox imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 The zoomers are protesting at itv today 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elixir Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 46 minutes ago, Suspect Device said: I blame the folk on here that were saying Prof Bauld isn't close to NS. Covid expert given government adviser role - BBC News 'Behavioural scientist'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 3 hours ago, superbigal said: Interesting fact of the day for the covid capital of Scotland. The percentage of Women recorded as smokers at ante natal booking in Lochside & Lincluden was a 34.33% when last recorded. This compares to the Scottish average of 14.40%. That sounds pretty shocking, right enough. How does it compare to figures encountered in other areas of deprivation? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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