Benjamin_Nevis Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 I have absolutely no idea wtf is going on here but it's funny as f**k and the perfect summary of Scottish football. If this nonsense ends up costing Cockwomble his job and provokes a reasonable amount of *** seethe i'll be absolutely delighted. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mishtergrolsch Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 (edited) The one potential thing to come out of this is that both teams in this wonderful City would have shafted some form of the Rangers. Us the living and Dundee the reanimated. Hopefully if Nelms pulls this off properly and causes a Zombie meltdown of joyous proportions. He should contact the Daily Record today saying he'll vote no again then submit a yes vote. I would happily attend a lucrative Dundee Derby if this was the outcome. Edited April 14, 2020 by mishtergrolsch 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 7 hours ago, Crawford said: United up, thistle tribute up, hearts stay up. 14 team top flight. No competition for us to battle next year with a certain promotion and our extra SPFL bribe cash to boost the squad. Win win win Dundee. Bookmarked for next May. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.T Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 Doncaster has declared Dundee the 2020 Scottish Cup Winners. The wait is over guys! [emoji898][emoji898] 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 9 hours ago, Day of the Lords said: Will this piss the ***s off? 54 minutes ago, Day of the Lords said: I have absolutely no idea wtf is going on here but it's funny as f**k and the perfect summary of Scottish football. If this nonsense ends up costing Cockwomble his job and provokes a reasonable amount of *** seethe i'll be absolutely delighted. You've got to take your pleasure where you can find it. Let the healing begin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Patterson Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 Rangers fans are raging, we're going up. This is fantastic! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 I'm not sullying my phone, but RM must be quite entertaining just now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 5 minutes ago, Day of the Lords said: I'm not sullying my phone, but RM must be quite entertaining just now. I'm going in. Give me 5 minutes. Plus 20 minutes for a shower. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 Genial Peter Lawwell brings an Easter offer Nels can't refuse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 14, 2020 Author Share Posted April 14, 2020 I’m looking forward to see how the Funsters spin this so that somehow they come out of this with some dignity. The contortions will be a wonder to behold. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlandmagyar 2nd Tier Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 7 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: I’m looking forward to see how the Funsters spin this so that somehow they come out of this with some dignity. The contortions will be a wonder to behold. Jesus! Coming from a supporter of Dundee United? Lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Danger Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 5 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: I’m looking forward to see how the Funsters spin this so that somehow they come out of this with some dignity. The contortions will be a wonder to behold. Bit of a hard neck after your performance on the coronavirus thread 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 14, 2020 Author Share Posted April 14, 2020 Just now, Highlandmagyar 2nd Tier said: Jesus! Coming from a supporter of Dundee United? Lol. Good luck in the First Division. Dump McCall and you might come right back up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 Bit of a hard neck after your performance on the coronavirus threadJesus, what's the dithering old c**t posted now? [emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Danger Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 1 minute ago, Day of the Lords said: Jesus, what's the dithering old c**t posted now? Too many to mention. Highlights include Scotland would have 3 million deaths after 3 weeks and he can't go to the shops without his wife holding his hand. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
btb Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 Are we expecting white smoke from Hampden today? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kdyteejay Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 8 hours ago, captainkev said: 100% this^. Any story from Keith Jackson should be taken with a huge pinch of salt. Agreed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 The deals Dundee chief Jon Nelms was trying to strike over SPFL vote Quote It includes details of a plan by Nelms to cut prize money to rival clubs, including neighbours Dundee United, and distribute it to sides facing the drop from League One and the Championship. Nelms also dangles the carrot of friendlies against top-flight clubs – and claims he has already arranged a match against one of the “big hitters. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 Changed their vote on the basis of one friendly, presumably against Celtic. Dundee FC are a cheap date. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 4 minutes ago, jagfox99 said: The deals Dundee chief Jon Nelms was trying to strike over SPFL vote Has he seen friendly attendances here. Unless they've promised him to pull some strings and get an English team up. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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