Herman Hessian Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 6 minutes ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: mouldy blue hairs inside the cap... you know who to blame.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HooseLee Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 2 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Blueberries and cinnamon. The blueberries aye. Try a wee bit of chocolate hazelnut spread its alright. I'll admit its porridge for nine year olds but... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 11, 2020 Author Share Posted April 11, 2020 4 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: Fucking hell 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 9 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Really? Where are they? In the fucking cupboard. Deary me. Zen found them. The wean loves them. I got stuck with a shitty chinese ready meal for dinner tonight, as I'm trying to empty the chest freezer, while he's lording it over me with his horrifying South American pastry monstrosity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 54 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: Fcuk waiting 25mins for them to cook in the oven, the future has arrived. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Have at it Who put the food on your top shelf? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 8 hours ago, Scotty Tunbridge said: Why do you need so much tomato sauce ? Mrs B likes Gold Star. Kids like Heinz. 8 hours ago, ali_91 said: I am going to believe the opinion of Heinz over someone that puts mango on his pizza this time my man. Put mango on HER pizza, although I have already comprehensively ragdolled all comers on why that is perfectly acceptable, aside from the fact that it was fucking delicious. 5 hours ago, supermik said: Who put the food on your top shelf? I have a small scale medieval catapult. I mostly use siege weaponry of a bygone age to get past any height difficulties I have. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 I have a small scale medieval catapult. I mostly use siege weaponry of a bygone age to get past any height difficulties I have. Sounds very handy for firing those mango pizzas as far to f**k as possible as well 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 Sounds very handy for firing those mango pizzas as far to f**k as possible as well Henceforth I will take criticism of mango on pizza only from those who have tried it**must be verified via the pics or GTF byelaw -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 Henceforth I will take criticism of mango on pizza only from those who have tried it**must be verified via the pics or GTF byelawMost probably die from foulness or embarrassment 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 8 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Anybody found any ludicrously expired products so far? Sounds like a competition. I’ll come back shortly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 Sounds like a competition. I’ll come back shortly.Presumably be housing your fresh meat and dairy products... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 5 minutes ago, NJ2 said: Presumably be housing your fresh meat and dairy products... Mullarkey keeps his fresh produce* in a pit in the back garden *victims, who he undoubtedly eats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 Enough kitchen cupboards. Here's the cupboard in my living room where I store dvds and other assorted stuff that has been accumulated over the years... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Sounds like a competition. I’ll come back shortly. We’re still waiting on a photo of your fridge ya fuckin w**k. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 Calling it now; this is nowhere near as interesting as Baracus was expecting. Anybody found any ludicrously expired products so far?Aye. Found 4 bottles of Miller dated 2016 whilst cleaning out the understair cupboard. Right in the bin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 Miller dated 2021 should be placed in the bin aswell tbf. Aye. Found 4 bottles of Miller dated 2016 whilst cleaning out the understair cupboard. Right in the bin. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 waits 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 12, 2020 Author Share Posted April 12, 2020 17 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: waits Now we know who's been hoarding all the pasta! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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