paranoid android Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 Bird I work with is a total wid one day, and an absolute dog the next - the f**k is going on there? Any c**t else familiar with Two Face Syndrome? Not that there's anything wrong with that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 5 minutes ago, paranoid android said: Bird I work with is a total wid one day, and an absolute dog the next - the f**k is going on there? Any c**t else familiar with Two Face Syndrome? Does her perceived attractiveness correspond to whether or not you've just had your hole, by any chance? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 35 minutes ago, paranoid android said: Bird I work with is a total wid one day, and an absolute dog the next - the f**k is going on there? Any c**t else familiar with Two Face Syndrome? Not that there's anything wrong with that. I’ll lay money on you being ugly as fùck every day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greendot Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted May 20, 2020 Author Share Posted May 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: I’ll lay money on you being ugly as fùck every day. And you would be correct to do so, so nip down to the bookies, and see what odds you get. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted May 20, 2020 Author Share Posted May 20, 2020 2 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Does her perceived attractiveness correspond to whether or not you've just had your hole, by any chance? I hadn't thought about that - you may be on to something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 4 minutes ago, paranoid android said: I hadn't thought about that - you may be on to something. I'm not just a pretty face. On some days. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 0 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 Wid. Twice. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 22 minutes ago, paranoid android said: And you would be correct to do so, so nip down to the bookies, and see what odds you get. They're shut. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 3 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Wid. Twice. Thank you. Reminds me of the Siamese twins favourite book. Oor Wullie. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 9 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said: 0 She should go into porn with that guy who has two cocks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 3 hours ago, paranoid android said: Bird I work with is a total wid one day, and an absolute dog the next - the f**k is going on there? Any c**t else familiar with Two Face Syndrome? Not that there's anything wrong with that. Wearing make up one day, not wearing make up on another day. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 3 hours ago, Arch Stanton said: She should go into porn with that guy who has two cocks. On a pedanticity kinda level, should that not be "they" ?? After all, if he is double-barrelled . . . . . . . . . . . . . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted May 20, 2020 Author Share Posted May 20, 2020 4 hours ago, bennett said: Wearing make up one day, not wearing make up on another day. That's also a fair point- make-up, hair, and clothes are all factors - as is the earlier point about whether you've had your hole or not. As if I get my hole, btfw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted May 20, 2020 Author Share Posted May 20, 2020 6 hours ago, Granny Danger said: I’ll lay money on you being ugly as fùck every day. By the way, Danger - if this is your way of asking me to send you pics, just ping me a PM like every other c**t does - dinnae be going shy on me all of a sudden. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 Two is for amateurs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 13 hours ago, paranoid android said: Any c**t else familiar with Two Face Syndrome? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 12 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Wid. Twice. Thank you. I think you might only need to once TBH. Regarding the OP, it'll be all down to makeup. We had a total wid in work, but it turned out it was completely down to the slap...she was between flats and was staying for a few weeks with a girl I worked next to, who showed me a couple of photos of the two of them the morning after a night out. Turned out the one half the building had been greeting themselves to sleep over was a sea beast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandcowden Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 are you all nice to her at work while slagging her off on here?just wondering 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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