Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 29 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Yes, they are all wrong as Bigfoot doesn't exist. Great that you've cleared that up. You can get back to your whinging now. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 5 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Great that you've cleared that up. You can get back to your whinging now. Thank you. If the only way to prove that Bigfoot was real was to have sex with him on video would you do it? The video will naturally go viral and garner over a billion views. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 58 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Thousands of sightings of the sasquatch, with a high percentage from experienced professional hunters. They're all wrong though, it's just black bears walking around, even in the middle of winter when the furry fuckers are hibernating. Thank you. Did you ever watch Tim Fasano 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 43 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Great that you've cleared that up. You can get back to your whinging now. Thank you. My whinging? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 28 minutes ago, ICTChris said: If the only way to prove that Bigfoot was real was to have sex with him on video would you do it? The video will naturally go viral and garner over a billion views. Might consider it, if it was with a female. 25 minutes ago, NotThePars said: Did you ever watch Tim Fasano Had to google him, not into that or the Finding Bigfoot crap, prefer to listen to The Facts By Howtohunt.com on youtube, this guy a professional hunter from British Columbia just reads out peoples encounters, and doesn't make judgements. He's seen them 2 or 3 times and according to him he doesn't want to ever fucking see them again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 Maybe people think they're seeing Black Bears, when they're actually seeing Bigfoot... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 9 hours ago, ICTChris said: If the only way to prove that Bigfoot was real was to have sex with him on video would you do it? The video will naturally go viral and garner over a billion views. Hunter sees a grizzly bear and fires at it. Goes to look for the body and gets a tap in the shoulder. It's the bear "Right pal, for shooting at me I either kill you or you let me shag you". Hunter pulls his breeks down... Next day the humiliated hunter is out for revenge. Sees the bear. Fires his gun. Misses. Gets a tap on the shoulder. It's the bear. "OK pal, you know the drill. Trousers down.." Third day the hunter is seething and out for revenge. Brings his biggest gun with him. Sees the bear. Fires. Misses. Tap on the shoulder. Bear is standing there. Shaking it's head it says "You know, mate, I don't think you really come here for the hunting...." Apart from that Bigfoot is Yogi Bear because he didn't hibernate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 10 hours ago, DA Baracus said: My whinging? He's really quite remarkably p***kly on the subjects of cryptozoology and fascism. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 12 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Thousands of sightings of the sasquatch, with a high percentage from experienced professional hunters. They're all wrong though, it's just black bears walking around, even in the middle of winter when the furry fuckers are hibernating. Thank you. What an absolute headcase you are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 No, it can’t be a female, it’s a male and it’s this guy. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 I immediately thought that must be a Chuck Tingle book but, lo and behold, he has his own line of Bigfoot erotica! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 18 minutes ago, BFTD said: He's really quite remarkably p***kly on the subjects of cryptozoology and fascism. Yes, it genuinely appears that he's firing out personal insults just because someone has dared state that 'bigfoot' is comical nonsense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 Is 'bigfoot' a single species or a single specimen? What is it's range? Does it hibernate? Why has there never been a single clear photo or video of it, despite everyone having mobile phones with decent quality cameras? Why has there never been a single shred of DNA evidence found of a 'bigfoot'? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishBhoy Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 (edited) A YouTube video appeared on my suggested today titled ‘Finland Doesn’t Exist’. Apparently there is a conspiracy theory that the country of Finland is actually just a vast expanse of water, used by Japan to supply the Sushi industry with adequate amounts of fish by bypassing the strict regulations with regards to fishing quotas. It’s quite obviously a lot of nonsense but I guarantee there is people out there who believe it. Edit - I forgot to say that one of the arguments they use to back up the conspiracy is that fish have fins, and the country is called ‘Fin’land. That’s actually a solid argument, because if I ever end up going to the trouble of pretending a country exists as cover for my illegal fishing antics, I’m obviously going to name it something that directly relates to a fish. Edited May 2, 2021 by IrishBhoy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 Bigfoot is just Roseanne Barr without Veet. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 9 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Is 'bigfoot' a single species or a single specimen? What is it's range? Does it hibernate? Why has there never been a single clear photo or video of it, despite everyone having mobile phones with decent quality cameras? Why has there never been a single shred of DNA evidence found of a 'bigfoot'? The Patterson /Gimlin film is about as clear as you can get. The DNA has been done, human female/male unknown. That's my last word on it. Thank you. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 11 hours ago, BFTD said: I immediately thought that must be a Chuck Tingle book but, lo and behold, he has his own line of Bigfoot erotica! Dinosaur Erotica is such an underrated genre. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 Dinosaur Erotica is such an underrated genre.Never knew it existed. Will follow up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: 2 minutes ago, Perkin Flump said: Dinosaur Erotica is such an underrated genre. Never knew it existed. Will follow up. Trust me, it's worth it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongTimeLurker Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 11 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Is 'bigfoot' a single species or a single specimen? What is it's range? Does it hibernate? Why has there never been a single clear photo or video of it, despite everyone having mobile phones with decent quality cameras? Why has there never been a single shred of DNA evidence found of a 'bigfoot'? Because odds on it's all about people thinking they are seeing an ape at long distance when it's really a bear standing on its hind legs. Ditto with the yeti. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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