Dan Steele Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 Off to his least favourite dark room. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 2 hours ago, Funky Nosejob said: No cause of death yet. Must be a developing story. Reports that he died of exposure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 Scotland's least funniest woman goes into hospital. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtgilphead Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 You c*nt. Falsely raising hopes that Janette Krankie was on the way out should be a crime. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 Scotland's least funniest woman goes into hospital.Elaine C. Smith on life support.? Ya f*ckin' dancer........... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 14 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: On 19/11/2021 at 13:49, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Scotland's least funniest woman goes into hospital. Elaine C. Smith on life support.? Ya f*ckin' dancer........... She’s fucking brilliant in Two Doors Down to be fair. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 On 19/11/2021 at 13:49, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Scotland's least funniest woman goes into hospital. Janey Godley? Anyone got any leftover fireworks? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 On 19/11/2021 at 04:49, Sergeant Wilson said: Might have been Sheer Heart Attack that did it. Big band found 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 She’s fucking brilliant in Two Doors Down to be fair. Aye..no acting skills required though...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 21, 2021 Author Share Posted November 21, 2021 (edited) Week 47 update Three deaths this week. Up first is one I missed from last week, former South African president F.W. de Klerk: FW de Klerk obituary | South Africa | The Guardian Quote Frederik Willem – FW – de Klerk, who has died aged 85, was the last president of South Africa under apartheid. He was often compared with Mikhail Gorbachev, the last leader of the Soviet Union, for his work in consigning a bankrupt and reviled regime to oblivion. When De Klerk succeeded PW Botha in 1989, he oversaw an event no less unexpected than the collapse of Soviet communism was when Gorbachev came to power in 1985. His stunning act of realpolitik in announcing sweeping political reform, including the release of his eventual successor, Nelson Mandela, was the grand gesture that saved his country, and in 1993 they shared the Nobel peace prize. The following year Mandela became the country’s first democratically elected leader. Fears of uncontrollable bloodshed and civil war had proved unfounded as De Klerk led a skilful, strategic withdrawal by the white, Afrikaans-speaking inventors of apartheid, the National party, in power since 1948. Very few observers of De Klerk’s presidential term expected to see the end of apartheid in their lifetimes. Almost nobody, not even his NP colleagues, appreciated that there was more to this machine politician than affability and adroitness in debate. Anglophones as well as Afrikaners wanted him to preserve white supremacy, while the black African majority wanted, but could hardly have expected, him to run up a white flag. South Africa got a radical pragmatist with a talent for negotiation who set about the tortuous preparation for an orderly transfer of power. Foreigners made the same mistake about De Klerk as they had about his two predecessors, Botha and John Vorster: because he, too, spoke English like a steamroller he could only be dimwitted. But it was simply not his mother tongue. The process of ending apartheid in South Africa was well underway when I was born, but it's a testament to how comprehensively things were changed that although articles like this demonstrate how significant it was, it's a concept that I can't imagine existing in the world I live in. Apart from what Israel does to Palestine obviously, but there's not as many people there. de Klerk died at 85, so he's worth 40 Base Points. He gets a Deadly Duo bonus for @10menwent2mow and @Salvo Montalbano for an extra 25 and a total of 65 points. ====================== Second death this week was Celtic player Bertie Auld: Obituary: Bertie Auld, the Lisbon Lion who became an authentic working-class hero | HeraldScotland I'm not going to quote part of that obituary because the whole thing deserves to be read. I am going to post a picture though: (this isn't the original picture I was going to post, but the man seems to like his dogs. There's also a picture of him and Rod Stewart in Rangers tops in this gallery: In pictures: Celebrating the life of Celtic legend and Lisbon Lion Bertie Auld after his death aged 83 - Daily Record) I've posted about footballers of varying levels of success here before. Every time I do I'm always struck by how these people who play for the clubs we support become symbols of everything we want from our teams. When you read about footballers from older generations you're struck by how fine the lines were between supporter and fan back in those days. Men like Bertie Auld really encapsulate that, with an impeccable playing career followed by a life of completely deserved reverence from the Celtic support. Auld died at 83, so he's worth 42 Base Points for @jimbaxters, @Salvo Montalbanoand @tamthebam, with @BillyAnchor and @theportman getting a Captain bonus for a total of 84 points. ====================== Final death this week is a politician's wife, Clarissa Eden: Clarissa Eden obituary | Conservatives | The Guardian Quote Clarissa Eden, the Countess of Avon, who has died aged 101, is remembered for her comment, as the prime minister Anthony Eden’s wife during the 1956 Suez crisis, that she “felt sometimes that the Suez canal was flowing through my drawing room”. It reflected only partly the spirit of a stylish, intellectual woman, who found herself almost unwittingly at the centre of Britain’s political life in the mid-1950s. Though she was descended from the Churchill dynasty, politics hardly impinged on her early life. The third child and only daughter of Winston Churchill’s younger brother, John Spencer-Churchill, a stockbroker, and Lady Gwendoline Bertie, daughter of the 7th Earl of Abingdon, Clarissa Churchill, born in London, was more attracted to the liberal and intellectual milieu of her cultured mother, a renowned beauty, than to politics. Her experience as a foreign secretary’s wife was good training for Eden’s long-awaited elevation on Churchill’s retirement to the premiership in April 1955 – a move welcomed by the Conservative party. Eden, the heir apparent for a decade and deputy since 1951, was increasingly vexed at Churchill’s refusal to go. Clarissa adjusted to living at No 10 Downing Street, though she was shocked at the pace of life at the top. “I’d never seen anyone working like that in my life before – working from dawn to two in the morning – and I just felt this is so awful, this life, that I must tailor my life to his,” she said. Though this meant sacrificing time with her friends, she derived enjoyment and interest from being at the hub of the nation’s political life. Among global figures, she counted as friends the US secretary of state Dean Acheson, who was “always making terribly funny jokes” and Jawaharlal Nehru, prime minister of India – “a beautiful man” of “great spirituality”. Clarissa had little taste, however, for political intrigue. During the Suez crisis, which broke in July 1956 after Egypt’s president, Gamal Abdel Nasser, nationalised the Suez Canal company, her role was “to bolster” Eden in the fevered atmosphere of No 10 as he moved towards a resolution to use force against Nasser – a policy that divided parliament, families and friends. Though Clarissa never wavered, she was curious enough to wander (unnoticed) up Whitehall from No 10 to observe for herself the massive antiwar demonstration in Trafalgar Square. Eden died at 101, so she's worth 14 Base Points. Whatever Cardinal Richelieu is calling himself this week had her as his captain for an extra 14, plus a Solo Shot bonus for a total of 78 points. As a result of all of these, the standings now look like this: 1. Ned Nederlander 713 2. Savage Henry 429 3. Bishop Briggs 424 4. Fuctifano 420 5. psv_killie 413 6. Indale Winton 332 7. pub car king 301 8. chomp my root 289 9. Arch Stanton 270 10. Aim Here, Cardinal Richelieu, Ludo*1 255 13. Lofarl 243 14. choirbairn 240 15. senorsoupe 236 16. JustOneCornetto 233 17. buddiepaul 223 18. sparky88 221 19. expatowner 217 20. ICTJohnboy 216 21. gkneil 203 22. Sherrif John Bunnell 198 23. Arbroathlegend36-0, Sweaty Morph 196 25. Willie adie 180 26. Bert Raccoon 179 27. jimbaxters 172 28. BillyAnchor, cdhafc1874, lichtgilphead 167 31. doulikefish 163 32. qos_75 162 33. ThomCat 161 34. HI HAT 160 35. Salvo Montalbano 159 36. peasy23, sleazy 156 38. stanton 149 39. The DA 146 40. El Guapo 141 41. theportman 139 42. weejack 138 43. Billy Jean King 128 44. lolls, Mark Connolly 120 46. Curmudgeon 118 47. Arabdownuner, Enigma, speckled tangerine 112 50. thistledo 108 51. Ben Twilly 107 52. Amandajoan 103 53. Bold Rover, D.V.T. 102 55. dee_62 101 56. Empty It 94 57. amnarab 91 58. Lex, The Hologram 89 60. mathematics, tamthebam 86 62. 101, nessies long lost ghost 84 64. weirdcal 83 65. The_Craig 81 66. Raidernation 77 67. Karpaty Lviv 76 68. Blootoon87, Perkin Flump, Sergeant Wilson 70 71. CountyFan 67 72. LoonsYouthTeam 62 73. TxRover 55 74. Busta Nut, cambozpar, djchapsticks, Duszek 52 78. Bulbasaur, coprolite 51 80. 10menwent2mow, dagane 42 82. Eednud, gingette, GTG_03, Melanius Mullarkey, microdave, mozam76, paulathame, Shotgun, The Master, The Naitch, thisal 26 93. Everyone else 0 The spreadsheet has also been updated with these scores: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-OTo44wF_W7A4Q0NFnd1sX3qEDdxTLDobvjhhSgnzkg/edit?usp=sharing Edited November 21, 2021 by Miguel Sanchez 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 A late death last December and I subbed in wee Bertie. Had totally forgotten about it. Buzzing here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 I forgot I had him too... 2 deaths and deadly December to come... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10menwent2mow Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 On 21/11/2021 at 12:08, Miguel Sanchez said: Week 47 update Three deaths this week. Up first is one I missed from last week, former South African president F.W. de Klerk: FW de Klerk obituary | South Africa | The Guardian The process of ending apartheid in South Africa was well underway when I was born, but it's a testament to how comprehensively things were changed that although articles like this demonstrate how significant it was, it's a concept that I can't imagine existing in the world I live in. Apart from what Israel does to Palestine obviously, but there's not as many people there. de Klerk died at 85, so he's worth 40 Base Points. He gets a Deadly Duo bonus for @10menwent2mow and @Salvo Montalbano for an extra 25 and a total of 65 points. ====================== Second death this week was Celtic player Bertie Auld: Obituary: Bertie Auld, the Lisbon Lion who became an authentic working-class hero | HeraldScotland I'm not going to quote part of that obituary because the whole thing deserves to be read. I am going to post a picture though: (this isn't the original picture I was going to post, but the man seems to like his dogs. There's also a picture of him and Rod Stewart in Rangers tops in this gallery: In pictures: Celebrating the life of Celtic legend and Lisbon Lion Bertie Auld after his death aged 83 - Daily Record) I've posted about footballers of varying levels of success here before. Every time I do I'm always struck by how these people who play for the clubs we support become symbols of everything we want from our teams. When you read about footballers from older generations you're struck by how fine the lines were between supporter and fan back in those days. Men like Bertie Auld really encapsulate that, with an impeccable playing career followed by a life of completely deserved reverence from the Celtic support. Auld died at 83, so he's worth 42 Base Points for @jimbaxters, @Salvo Montalbanoand @tamthebam, with @BillyAnchor and @theportman getting a Captain bonus for a total of 84 points. ====================== Final death this week is a politician's wife, Clarissa Eden: Clarissa Eden obituary | Conservatives | The Guardian Eden died at 101, so she's worth 14 Base Points. Whatever Cardinal Richelieu is calling himself this week had her as his captain for an extra 14, plus a Solo Shot bonus for a total of 78 points. As a result of all of these, the standings now look like this: 1. Ned Nederlander 713 2. Savage Henry 429 3. Bishop Briggs 424 4. Fuctifano 420 5. psv_killie 413 6. Indale Winton 332 7. pub car king 301 8. chomp my root 289 9. Arch Stanton 270 10. Aim Here, Cardinal Richelieu, Ludo*1 255 13. Lofarl 243 14. choirbairn 240 15. senorsoupe 236 16. JustOneCornetto 233 17. buddiepaul 223 18. sparky88 221 19. expatowner 217 20. ICTJohnboy 216 21. gkneil 203 22. Sherrif John Bunnell 198 23. Arbroathlegend36-0, Sweaty Morph 196 25. Willie adie 180 26. Bert Raccoon 179 27. jimbaxters 172 28. BillyAnchor, cdhafc1874, lichtgilphead 167 31. doulikefish 163 32. qos_75 162 33. ThomCat 161 34. HI HAT 160 35. Salvo Montalbano 159 36. peasy23, sleazy 156 38. stanton 149 39. The DA 146 40. El Guapo 141 41. theportman 139 42. weejack 138 43. Billy Jean King 128 44. lolls, Mark Connolly 120 46. Curmudgeon 118 47. Arabdownuner, Enigma, speckled tangerine 112 50. thistledo 108 51. Ben Twilly 107 52. Amandajoan 103 53. Bold Rover, D.V.T. 102 55. dee_62 101 56. Empty It 94 57. amnarab 91 58. Lex, The Hologram 89 60. mathematics, tamthebam 86 62. 101, nessies long lost ghost 84 64. weirdcal 83 65. The_Craig 81 66. Raidernation 77 67. Karpaty Lviv 76 68. Blootoon87, Perkin Flump, Sergeant Wilson 70 71. CountyFan 67 72. LoonsYouthTeam 62 73. TxRover 55 74. Busta Nut, cambozpar, djchapsticks, Duszek 52 78. Bulbasaur, coprolite 51 80. 10menwent2mow, dagane 42 82. Eednud, gingette, GTG_03, Melanius Mullarkey, microdave, mozam76, paulathame, Shotgun, The Master, The Naitch, thisal 26 93. Everyone else 0 The spreadsheet has also been updated with these scores: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-OTo44wF_W7A4Q0NFnd1sX3qEDdxTLDobvjhhSgnzkg/edit?usp=sharing I don't think my f.w de Klerk points have been added here. Should be on 107. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 23, 2021 Author Share Posted November 23, 2021 Good observation! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 At 10:30 on Friday everyone have a drink in the memory of wee Bertie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustOneCornetto Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 (edited) Another Funkhouser down, Lou Cutell who starred in Seinfeld and CYE at 91 Edited November 24, 2021 by JustOneCornetto 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 Mary Collinson, at 69. She starred with her twin Madeleine in "Twins of Evil". Alas both are (un)dead now.. Strumpets of Yore for this pish. Wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 13 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Mary Collinson, at 69. She starred with her twin Madeleine in "Twins of Evil". Alas both are (un)dead now.. Strumpets of Yore for this pish. Wid. At least they'll have a shroud of their own. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 Underground Burrows Ex Cardiff and Swansea manager Frank Burrows at 77. Also played for Raith Rovers in the mid 1960s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 He should have strived for more 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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