Dan Steele Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 Please Doctor, can I have a bowl of heat, please? 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 Looking forward to seeing the cut-off lines here. If they want doctors to do it, it's clearly not purely financial. They want medical staff to agree that only certain classes of people require heat for their health. Breaking new ground in the race to the bottom. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 Can't get an appointment at the doctor though, so head up to A&E, and sit there for 12 hours to get a heat, then get sent home with nothing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 She is genuinely off her head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 4 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Can't get an appointment at the doctor though, so head up to A&E, and sit there for 12 hours to get a heat, then get sent home with nothing Not willing to pay for a private doctor to assess your need for warmth? Obviously at it. Get a job, hippie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 9 minutes ago, BFTD said: Looking forward to seeing the cut-off lines here. If they want doctors to do it, it's clearly not purely financial. They want medical staff to agree that only certain classes of people require heat for their health. Lizards? God save are Queen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 Never mind. At least Soylent Industries will try to keep food prices down. There should be plenty of raw material for them to use. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 5 hours ago, The Skelpit Lug said: This Truss woman and her team. Aye, we'll be in good hands with her in charge. What a fucking joke. "GPs could write prescriptions for money off energy bills for the most vulnerable under a plan drawn up by the Treasury, as Liz Truss’s team signalled more help with costs now forecast to top £6,000 next year." It’s about time they found something for GPs to do. Workshy fucking wasters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 3 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: It’s about time they found something for GPs to do. Workshy fucking wasters. Fingering elderly rectums must take up a fair part of the day. They must hate the "how was your day, dear?" question. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 1 minute ago, BFTD said: Fingering elderly rectums must take up a fair part of the day. They must hate the "how was your day, dear?" question. Getting a discount on my fuel bill whilst having my elderly rectum fingered would reestablish my faith in the NHS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 5 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Getting a discount on my fuel bill whilst having my elderly rectum fingered would reestablish my faith in the NHS. Think you'd need an OnlyFans account for that to pay off. At this rate, the DWP will suggest people open one when they sign on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldbitterandgrumpy Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 5 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: Can't get an appointment at the doctor though, so head up to A&E, and sit there for 12 hours to get a heat, then get sent home with nothing You’ll be leaving A&E with at least 4 minutes of residual heat. C’mon, glass half full attitude. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 50 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Getting a discount on my fuel bill whilst having my elderly rectum fingered would reestablish my faith in the NHS. I don't think that you understood what the doctor meant when he told the nurse to relieve your stiffness. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 5 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said: I don't think that you understood what the doctor meant when he told the nurse to relieve your stiffness. Fortunately neither did the nurse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 Can the Supreme Court bring forward the Indy hearing to today and let us leave this cunt, right wing Union forever please? 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theatom Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 18 hours ago, BFTD said: Fingering elderly rectums must take up a fair part of the day. They must hate the "how was your day, dear?" question. How were things at the orifice today dear.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clown Job Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 6 minutes ago, Clown Job said: Emergency powers. That's how it starts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clown Job Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 21 minutes ago, coprolite said: Emergency powers. That's how it starts. Tories: 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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