Sortmeout Posted June 7, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2021 Hi I’m Dinde…….eh sorry Sortmeout. You may remember me (or my previous account) from such great threads like #TB4, The 50 greatest computer games of all time and Monopoly Xbox edition. For me and the majority of other Kilmarnock fans we’ve never had the embarrassment of seeing our team play football at this disgusting level so I’m keen to educate both myself and other like minded Kilmarnock fans as to the other teams we will now be associated with. So the first thing I want to know is how many major trophies have your club won. A major trophy (for those with no experience) is either the Scottish league championship, the Scottish Cup or the Scottish League Cup. It does not include, as I’ve seen our resident Morten junkie looking virgin suggest in the past, lower league titles like Division 2, League One etc. So I’ll start with Kilmarnock: Scottish League Titles : 1 Scottish League Cup: 1 Scottish Cup: 3 Total: 5 Maybe an Ayr fan could go next? -16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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eez-eh Posted June 7, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2021 13 minutes ago, Sortmeout said: For me and the majority of other Kilmarnock fans we’ve never had the embarrassment of seeing our team play football at this disgusting level The median age of Killie supporters is less than 30? I knew life expectancy was low but f**k me. Here’s a suggestion for the next topic - number of times banned from the worlds most loosely moderated football forum. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
placidcasual Posted June 7, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2021 They must be hurting like f**k, slumming it down here with us [emoji23] 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thumper Posted June 7, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2021 Take it easy on him guys. With Johnnie Walker, fluoridated tapwater and the Titanic all now long gone, top-flight status was the only thing the Blighted East had left. They're now reduced to wanking over trophies they once won, like England fans do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 7, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2021 44 minutes ago, Sortmeout said: So the first thing I want to know is how many major trophies have your club won. A major trophy (for those with no experience) is either the Scottish league championship, the Scottish Cup or the Scottish League Cup. So I’ll start with Kilmarnock: Scottish League Titles : 1 Scottish League Cup: 1 Scottish Cup: 3 Total: 5 I think if my team had won that many major honours (or more) I'd be a bit embarrassed about starting a thread about "major honours" in the lower division(s) section. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Pie Of The Month Posted June 7, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 7, 2021 All those major honours and yet you're in the same boat as the rest of us having the riddy of having to play the likes of St Mirren colts in the Challenge Cup. 22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted June 7, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2021 2 hours ago, Sortmeout said: Hi I’m Dinde…….eh sorry Sortmeout. You may remember me (or my previous account) from such great threads like #TB4, The 50 greatest computer games of all time and Monopoly Xbox edition. For me and the majority of other Kilmarnock fans we’ve never had the embarrassment of seeing our team play football at this disgusting level so I’m keen to educate both myself and other like minded Kilmarnock fans as to the other teams we will now be associated with. So the first thing I want to know is how many major trophies have your club won. A major trophy (for those with no experience) is either the Scottish league championship, the Scottish Cup or the Scottish League Cup. It does not include, as I’ve seen our resident Morten junkie looking virgin suggest in the past, lower league titles like Division 2, League One etc. So I’ll start with Kilmarnock: Scottish League Titles : 1 Scottish League Cup: 1 Scottish Cup: 3 Total: 5 Maybe an Ayr fan could go next? Did a quick Google search for Kilmarnock…looks like they canned the press officer and the online advisor in addition to Lafferty. Maybe stop wanking on the trophies and start fixing the online presence? “https://kilmarnockfc.co.uk Discover more about Kilmarnock Football Club - the oldest football club in the Scottish Premiership. Find out our latest fixtures, club news and more.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 7, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2021 Queens Park: 10 Scottish Cups, FA Cup Finalists twice, older than Killie East Fife: 2 League Cups, 1 Scottish Cup Dumbarton: 1 Scottish Cup, 2 League titles. Clyde: 3 Scottish Cups Edinburgh City: We've won the King Cup, East of Scotland League and Lowland League and Killie haven't 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 7, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2021 Third Lanark have 1 League Championship and 2 Scottish Cups and haven't played a game in 54 years... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted June 7, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2021 (edited) Gretna cup Edited June 7, 2021 by itzdrk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrunitedfw Posted June 7, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2021 6 minutes ago, itzdrk said: Gretna cup Raydale Cup winners, you’ll never sing that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NFL12 Posted June 7, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2021 4 hours ago, placidcasual said: They must be hurting like f**k, slumming it down here with us I’ll be honest it is painful slumming it doon here with less than a handful of proper non diddy football clubs. But the pain will be temporary for us. For you it is chronic. Maybe you’re all used to it now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superhursty7 Posted June 7, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2021 I’ll be honest it is painful slumming it doon here with less than a handful of proper non diddy football clubs. But the pain will be temporary for us. For you it is chronic. Maybe you’re all used to it now.Pretty sure fans of Partick, Hibs, Dundee United, Dundee and your big team Rangers have said that in recent seasons after going down, this is not the walk over league you think it will be best not brag to much or you will end up with egg in you killie pies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NFL12 Posted June 7, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2021 9 minutes ago, Superhursy7 said: Pretty sure fans of Partick, Hibs, Dundee United, Dundee and your big team Rangers have said that in recent seasons after going down, this is not the walk over league you think it will be best not brag to much or you will end up with egg in you killie pies. Have you still got your half Rangers half ayr scarf? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superhursty7 Posted June 7, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2021 Have you still got your half Rangers half ayr scarf? Never had one but TBF I have see one idiot wear one, if I had my way he'd be banned from Sumerset for life 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Starko Rover Posted June 7, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2021 Must be first Rovers fan to ever resist mentioning 94 cup and Bayern Munich, ah too late . Killie have got an impressive record to be fair not all in the past and obviously a prolonged stay in the top tier. Interesting to see how you fair here. Your signings seem very solid if not inspiring but a decent manager could see you hit the ground running. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted June 7, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2021 My word, that’s a heads gone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iain Posted June 7, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2021 Let's be honest, over 120 years of football with three major trophies available per season, the difference between winning five and winning none is negligible. But whatever gets you excited. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NFL12 Posted June 7, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2021 3 minutes ago, Superhursy7 said: 6 minutes ago, NFL12 said: Have you still got your half Rangers half ayr scarf? Never had one but TBF I have see one idiot wear one, if I had my way he'd be banned from Sumerset for life You’ve actually seen one, and yet you suggest Rangers are my big team, fuck8n unbelievable! In fact I don’t think I would be in too much of minority or majority if I say a lot of Killie fans would support Ayr against Rangers these days! We must must come about fifth or sixth on their hatred list these days, after Celtic, hibs, Aberdeen, and Dundee Utd. Is this the level of uninformed championship pish patter we have to expect now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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