Cardle is Magic Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 No word of a lie - if my life was so unbearably pathetic that I queued 30 hours to see a wooden box with a dead old woman inside that I didn't know, I would jump off the Kincardine Bridge. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 2 minutes ago, Cardle is Magic said: No word of a lie - if my life was so unbearably pathetic that I queued 30 hours to see a wooden box with a dead old woman inside that I didn't know, I would jump off the Kincardine Bridge. Should have had a public cremation with open invitations for suttee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 10 minutes ago, effeffsee_the2nd said: Yer having a fuckin laugh Our health centre is closed all day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Cardle is Magic said: No word of a lie - if my life was so unbearably pathetic that I queued 30 hours to see a wooden box with a dead old woman inside that I didn't know, I would jump off the Kincardine Bridge. I’m avoiding terrestrial TV which is quite easy but it’s difficult to avoid some of the snippets on the news websites when pursuing them. The comments from some of the forelock tuggers are vomit inducing. Edited September 15, 2022 by Granny Danger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 12 minutes ago, Cardle is Magic said: No word of a lie - if my life was so unbearably pathetic that I queued 30 hours to see a wooden box with a dead old woman inside that I didn't know, I would jump off the Kincardine Bridge. not even one of the good bridges 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 2 hours ago, williemillersmoustache said: Dull yin. Mama, just killed a man... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clown Job Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 (edited) 54 minutes ago, Clown Job said: The starting gun has just went off and he's already took the lead in the met commissioner bauble chasing egg and spoon race. Thankfully I'm now in Thailand and the only thing at halfmast will be the Ladyboys knickers. Edited September 15, 2022 by dirty dingus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 This trumps Rangers fans last night for sheer minterfication 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 The state of them. Highly enjoyable will look at this again. 8 minutes ago, Autistisches Nilpferd said: This trumps Rangers fans last night for sheer minterfication 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 21 minutes ago, Autistisches Nilpferd said: This trumps Rangers fans last night for sheer minterfication 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 3 hours ago, williemillersmoustache said: Dull yin. PENALTY RANGERS 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K77 Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 I think the Just Stop Oil lot are missing a trick here. Instead of fannying around with small gimmicks cable like tying yourselves to goalposts or gluing yourself paintings, go big and glue yourself to the Queens coffin, that would be some laugh. Definitely get decent exposure to your protests. Downsides are you might get shot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 Just now, K77 said: I think the Just Stop Oil lot are missing a trick here. Instead of fannying around with small gimmicks cable like tying yourselves to goalposts or gluing yourself paintings, go big and glue yourself to the Queens coffin, that would be some laugh. Definitely get decent exposure to your protests. Downsides are you might get shot. Probably smell a bit grim by now too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 1 minute ago, K77 said: I think the Just Stop Oil lot are missing a trick here. Instead of fannying around with small gimmicks cable like tying yourselves to goalposts or gluing yourself paintings, go big and glue yourself to the Queens coffin, that would be some laugh. Definitely get decent exposure to your protests. Downsides are you might get shot. The queue's long, it might be taking them a while to get there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdu98196 Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 6 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Probably smell a bit grim by now too. Thought she was vacuum packed? Is it not an inner coffin within hermetically sealed lead box within a wooden outer decoration. Kind of like the Russian doll of coffins or the worlds shittest pass the parcel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie McSquackle Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 Probably smell a bit grim by now too.Is she likely to be inside it or is it just an empty box? Do undertakers normally keep dead bodies in refrigerated rooms or is embalming enough to keep them for a week or so? I've noticed a few times the BBC referring to the queen's coffin rather than the queen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 11 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Probably smell a bit grim by now too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 23 minutes ago, bdu98196 said: Thought she was vacuum packed? Is it not an inner coffin within hermetically sealed lead box within a wooden outer decoration. Kind of like the Russian doll of coffins or the worlds shittest pass the parcel. I hate Russian dolls they’re just so full of themselves 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 28 minutes ago, Archie McSquackle said: 37 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Probably smell a bit grim by now too. Is she likely to be inside it or is it just an empty box? Do undertakers normally keep dead bodies in refrigerated rooms or is embalming enough to keep them for a week or so? I've noticed a few times the BBC referring to the queen's coffin rather than the queen. Get Noel Edmonds in to open it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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