Boo Khaki Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 Well I might have meant 'work' in the sense as it applies to the Royals. You know... informing the media that you are going to be somewhere for approximately five minutes, giving off the general impression of doing something even if it's unclear what exactly that something is and abundantly clear you've never done it before in your life, before buggering off on a private jet to some Caribbean Island for a month. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 6 minutes ago, Boo Khaki said: Well I might have meant 'work' in the sense as it applies to the Royals. You know... informing the media that you are going to be somewhere for approximately five minutes, giving off the general impression of doing something even if it's unclear what exactly that something is and abundantly clear you've never done it before in your life, before buggering off on a private jet to some Caribbean Island for a month. I'd be more of a Diana type, I think. Tipping off the media that I'll be up to something interesting, before lounging around in my scants in front of a plate glass window in full view of the street. The monarchy's been too long without a male heartthrob. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 I'm sure there must be some people dying of AIDS in a hospice somewhere that you could descend on in the middle of the night, having informed Max Clifford so that the 'paps' are there to capture it. Well, maybe no Max Clifford, but you get the jist. I always wondered if she deliberately chose folk with terminal AIDS because she knew they'd be too infirm to get out of bed, boot her in the pie, and chuck her doon the stairs for barging in at 4am. Mind you, she was pretty handy at chucking herself doon the stairs by all accounts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
btb Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 I remember when these two had to withdraw from public life as their grifting was deemed unacceptable - the bottom of the barrel is being scraped. Quote Sophie Wessex could get a new royal title which was once held by the late Queen Elizabeth, as her husband Prince Edward may take on his father's title of the Duke of Edinburgh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oystercatcher Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 9 hours ago, Bairnardo said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-63011493 Look at the level of analysis on display here..... Totally normal. "Working" never worked a day in his life 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
btb Posted September 25, 2022 Share Posted September 25, 2022 See Stewart Lee's Grauniad column is accepting comments this week unlike last week's which was about the Queen in a tangential manner. I kinda knew that contrarian views would be stamped on during the mourning period, although I found it cringeworthy, how soon will it be before we can express critical views of the RF - I know for a certain section of society (driven by the media) that'll be never but surely the left must be prepared to say somethin, anything now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 25, 2022 Share Posted September 25, 2022 22 hours ago, Boo Khaki said: They're an exceptionally strange family with a long history of weirdos and deviants. Done their best to pretend this yin never existed - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_George,_Duke_of_Kent Really? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted September 25, 2022 Share Posted September 25, 2022 17 hours ago, Oystercatcher said: "Working" never worked a day in his life “It is not a traditional, formal photo with the monarch sitting stiffly, facing forward at the desk. Instead he's seen as though captured in a moment of concentration“ ”As though” is inadvertently honest for the Beeb. The world knows Charlie has all the powers of concentration of a hyperactive three year old. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted September 25, 2022 Share Posted September 25, 2022 21 hours ago, BFTD said: I'd be more of a Diana type, I think. Tipping off the media that I'll be up to something interesting, before lounging around in my scants in front of a plate glass window in full view of the street. The monarchy's been too long without a male heartthrob. I dunno mate; the bar has been set pretty high. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted September 25, 2022 Share Posted September 25, 2022 ^^^ Seinfeld looking good and Constanza's diet seems to be working. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted September 25, 2022 Share Posted September 25, 2022 1 hour ago, Antlion said: I dunno mate; the bar has been set pretty high. The German press carried far saucier pictures 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted September 25, 2022 Share Posted September 25, 2022 5 minutes ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: The German press carried far saucier pictures Pictures of his bra flying off during an exercise period and hitting Kenny Williams in the face? I look forward to not seeing them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkst Posted September 25, 2022 Share Posted September 25, 2022 (edited) This popped up on YouTube so I gave it a watch, interesting to compare with recent events... https://youtu.be/UOKUbcJ_poY 300,000 queued to see the coffin and they only had to wait two hours! What has gone wrong with this island? Edited September 25, 2022 by Lurkst 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 How many wheelbarrows of £10 notes do I need for a loaf of bread? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 Prince George is so cheeky, and not an entitled wee piece of shite like the rest of them 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 22 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Prince George is so cheeky, and not an entitled wee piece of shite like the rest of them There was one boy when I was at school who told everyone "My dad owns your house". Bit strange. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oystercatcher Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 Some of the serf replies on that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 13 minutes ago, scottsdad said: There was one boy when I was at school who told everyone "My dad owns your house". Bit strange. ^^^ Classmates with the Duke of Westminster's son IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 2 minutes ago, hk blues said: ^^^ Classmates with the Duke of Westminster's son IMO Not at all. His dad was a fireman, which he went on to become. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 1 minute ago, scottsdad said: Not at all. His dad was a fireman, which he went on to become. Are you sure you didn't mishear him - perhaps he said "My dad owns your 'ose" © Two Ronnies 1976 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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