A View From The Terrace Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 We have a current top flight manager in the studio this week. If you had the chance, what questions would you ask someone managing in Scotland's premier division? Let us know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 Which Campbell brother would you rather fight if you had to pick one? Dick or Iain? Please show your working 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 Where does G Alexander get his troosers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 Just how stupid do they find the opinions of no-hope jobber fans like all of us? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigkillie Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 Have you ever deliberately chosen not to sub on a player because the fans keep asking for them? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 Would you rather fight 1000 hamster-sized elephants or one elephant-sized hamster? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 Three boys go into a shop top buy a video game. The game costs £30 and each boy has £10 each. The boys club together to buy the game. As the boys leave, the store the manager comes from the back and says to the sales assistant that the game should have been £25, not £30. The manager gives the sales assistant five pound coins and tells him to go after the three boys and give them the change. The sales assistant, however, decides to pocket two of the pound coins. He gives each boy one pound coin each. So the question is this. Each boy put in £10 and got £1 back. So each paid £9. Three boys paying £9 is £27. A further £2 is in the sales assistant's pocket. This takes our total to £29. Where is the missing pound? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 3 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Three boys go into a shop top buy a video game. The game costs £30 and each boy has £10 each. The boys club together to buy the game. As the boys leave, the store the manager comes from the back and says to the sales assistant that the game should have been £25, not £30. The manager gives the sales assistant five pound coins and tells him to go after the three boys and give them the change. The sales assistant, however, decides to pocket two of the pound coins. He gives each boy one pound coin each. So the question is this. Each boy put in £10 and got £1 back. So each paid £9. Three boys paying £9 is £27. A further £2 is in the sales assistant's pocket. This takes our total to £29. Where is the missing pound? You should use that in a tutorial that you're going to have to now deliver at 3pm. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 (edited) which country do you hate more, italy or france? Simpsons references aside, assuming its not Stevie G or Angie P then I'd ask what they think of refereeing whenever they come up against Rangers* or Celtic, especially away from home; basically if they think referees sometimes (or more often than not depending on who the ref is and what lodge they go to) struggle to deal with the pressure of having to referee their games due to the extra media focus, larger more vociferous support at the game, greater Sportscene scrutiny etc. Might get a diplomatic "these things balance out over a season" answer or that most referees are fine, but I'm hoping to trigger a Leveinesque outburst of pent up frustration at an accumulation of injustice. Edited November 9, 2021 by Thistle_do_nicely 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Jeremy Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 My wife makes no secret of the fact that she thinks Jim Goodwin looks very 'distinguished'. This is code which means that she (not very) secretly fancies him. Which, if any, top flight manager do you think is more 'distinguished' looking than Jim Goodwin? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 (edited) 19 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Three boys go into a shop top buy a video game. The game costs £30 and each boy has £10 each. The boys club together to buy the game. As the boys leave, the store the manager comes from the back and says to the sales assistant that the game should have been £25, not £30. The manager gives the sales assistant five pound coins and tells him to go after the three boys and give them the change. The sales assistant, however, decides to pocket two of the pound coins. He gives each boy one pound coin each. So the question is this. Each boy put in £10 and got £1 back. So each paid £9. Three boys paying £9 is £27. A further £2 is in the sales assistant's pocket. This takes our total to £29. Where is the missing pound? Oh oh oh me me me! I think I've seen stuff like this before, its solveable through the wonder that is double entry bookkeeping, I'm not on Excel, so this might look messy but BOY A Opening Balance £10 Transfer to Store £10 = £0 Balance Transfer from Sales Assistant of £1 = £1 Balance BOY B Opening Balance £10 Transfer to Store £10 = £0 Balance Transfer from Sales Assistant of £1 = £1 Balance BOY C Opening Balance £10 Transfer to Store £10 = £0 Balance Transfer from Sales Assistant of £1 = £1 Balance STORE Opening Balance £0 Transfer from Boys = £30 Balance Store Manager transfer to Sales Assistant of £5 = £25 Balance SALES ASSISTANT Opening Balance £0 Transfer from Store Manager of £5 = £5 balance Transfer to Boy A of £1 = £4 Balance Transfer to Boy B of £1 = £3 Balance Transfer to Boy C of £1 = £2 Balance I think basically the "missing pound" is in the stores account from the way its worded. Edited November 9, 2021 by Thistle_do_nicely 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 Have you ever deliberately chosen to sub on a player because the fans keep asking for them? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk89 Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 Why are referees always against your team in particular? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottMc77 Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Thistle_do_nicely said: Oh oh oh me me me! I think I've seen stuff like this before, its solveable through the wonder that is double entry bookkeeping, I'm not on Excel, so this might look messy but BOY A Opening Balance £10 Transfer to Store £10 = £0 Balance Transfer from Sales Assistant of £1 = £1 Balance BOY B Opening Balance £10 Transfer to Store £10 = £0 Balance Transfer from Sales Assistant of £1 = £1 Balance BOY C Opening Balance £10 Transfer to Store £10 = £0 Balance Transfer from Sales Assistant of £1 = £1 Balance STORE Opening Balance £0 Transfer from Boys = £30 Balance Store Manager transfer to Sales Assistant of £5 = £25 Balance SALES ASSISTANT Opening Balance £0 Transfer from Store Manager of £5 = £5 balance Transfer to Boy A of £1 = £4 Balance Transfer to Boy B of £1 = £3 Balance Transfer to Boy C of £1 = £2 Balance I think basically the "missing pound" is in the stores account from the way its worded. Agreed, it's the way it's worded. I think the sum is £9 + 9 + 9 + 5 = £32 less £2 = 30. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottMc77 Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 2 hours ago, craigkillie said: Have you ever deliberately chosen not to sub on a player because the fans keep asking for them? Have you ever deliberately chosen not to sub on a player because said player keeps chapping your door through the week asking for gametime? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 Do you read Pie and Bovril at half-time and set up as demanded by the clearly more knowledgeable posters on here? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 5 hours ago, scottsdad said: Three boys go into a shop top buy a video game. The game costs £30 and each boy has £10 each. The boys club together to buy the game. As the boys leave, the store the manager comes from the back and says to the sales assistant that the game should have been £25, not £30. The manager gives the sales assistant five pound coins and tells him to go after the three boys and give them the change. The sales assistant, however, decides to pocket two of the pound coins. He gives each boy one pound coin each. So the question is this. Each boy put in £10 and got £1 back. So each paid £9. Three boys paying £9 is £27. A further £2 is in the sales assistant's pocket. This takes our total to £29. Where is the missing pound? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 What's the most/least impressive bribe or bung you've been offered? That you didn't accept, obviously. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 Does God exist? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 (edited) John McVeigh is a tit still works Have you ever met John McVeigh and was he a tit? Edited November 9, 2021 by Scary Bear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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