The Moonster Posted November 15, 2021 Share Posted November 15, 2021 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomboomyards Posted November 15, 2021 Share Posted November 15, 2021 RUSSIA. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted November 15, 2021 Share Posted November 15, 2021 RUSSIA.You know what I hate about Russia?Those Dolls!They’re just so full of themselves 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted November 15, 2021 Share Posted November 15, 2021 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 15, 2021 Author Share Posted November 15, 2021 Hawkeye is the recognised definition of "underwhelming". He doesn't even have a superpower! Apparently I have the superpower to fly over heads. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted November 15, 2021 Share Posted November 15, 2021 Deadpool's classic: "Give me a bow and arrow and I’m basically Hawkeye." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greendot Posted November 15, 2021 Share Posted November 15, 2021 I dunno about these Hawkeye shouts, I think he's quite impressive with some of these calls. https://youtu.be/8_GCgqCTqog apparently can't embed that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 15, 2021 Share Posted November 15, 2021 When they were filming one of the Marvel films in Edinburgh my mate said to me "I've just seen Hawkeye" and I said "What, Alan Alda?" So my superpower is to not recognise any super heroes. Except for Judge Dredd. And he's just a fascist with a big chin really. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur daley Posted November 15, 2021 Share Posted November 15, 2021 7 hours ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: You know what I hate about Russia? Those Dolls! They’re just so full of themselves I don’t get it ? Must be an inside joke . oh my coat, how kind of you . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 Every character in the newer Suicide Squad movie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 Elspeth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 15 hours ago, tamthebam said: When they were filming one of the Marvel films in Edinburgh my mate said to me "I've just seen Hawkeye" and I said "What, Alan Alda?" So my superpower is to not recognise any super heroes. Except for Judge Dredd. And he's just a fascist with a big chin really. Your mate had the ability to resist the "Hawkeye the noo" pun I can only dream of being able to do that 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 16, 2021 Author Share Posted November 16, 2021 3 hours ago, Empty It said: Every character in the newer Suicide Squad movie. The first one also had Climbing Ropes Man, Dirty Bubblegum Princess, Girl with a Sword, and The Amazing Aussie Stereotype. And, I guess, The Billionaire Pauper-Puncher. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
well fan for life Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 On 14/11/2021 at 23:15, NotThePars said: That one from Misfits where the guy could only control dairy was a funny concept. The series got markedly worse later on but the guy who had telekinesis but was shite at it was quite funny too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 The first one also had Climbing Ropes Man, Dirty Bubblegum Princess, Girl with a Sword, and The Amazing Aussie Stereotype. And, I guess, The Billionaire Pauper-Puncher.I'm lucky enough to have not seen the first one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 On 15/11/2021 at 07:54, Fullerene said: I can name all the moons that orbit Mars. Maybe not today but sometimes I can. Both of them, wow! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Tunbridge Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 On 14/11/2021 at 21:34, weirdcal said: The power of hindsight... An absolute b*****d of a power 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 Would like to be able to recite the first three letters of the alphabet backwards. Think that would be a nice conversation piece at parties. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 1 hour ago, oaksoft said: I'd like the ability to switch in and out of an alternative universe where other people don't exist. Then I could go shopping without queues. Drive to town without idiots trying to rear mount my car. Walk my dogs (and this is my particular bugbear) without c***s letting their dogs off the leads while they f**k about 200 metres away glued to the phones. Sit in my garden without having to listen to someone else's radio, or them chatting or some utter bellend revving the shit out of their car a mile away. What is it with people who cannot exist for more than 3 seconds without making their presence known? Any tips for avoiding constant interruptions from other people while I wait on that power being bestowed upon me will be warmly received. I'm intrigued by this. If there are no people how did the shops get there? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 6 hours ago, oaksoft said: I'd like the ability to switch in and out of an alternative universe where other people don't exist. Any tips for avoiding constant interruptions from other people while I wait on that power being bestowed upon me will be warmly received. You are always telling us that if you want something done you have to do it yourself. You are all talk and no action. If you want the power to switch between one universe and another then go and get it. There is no point waiting for someone else to do it all for you. Just my opinion. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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