Relegation doomed 6-fingered sister sh*ggers v Europe bound resurgent mighty Reds

[Frank Grimes]

Doesn’t seem to be a dodgy stream kicking about annoyingly 

Saints can whistle for £17.50 for a fucking stream 

[tree house tam]

Can someone tell me what Crawford actually offers this St Johnstone side?

[FrankChickens1]

Man Utd would be idiots to not recall Devine in January, assuming that's not  contractually precluded. He's kept out by the team by the most (reliably) bang average player in saints history. 

[Richey Edwards]

On 05/12/2021 at 17:52, Bob Mahelp said:

This is the place for all the 'Jesus, it's going to be freezing, shite and 0-0' comments. 

Fill yer boots. 

 

I am confused. When you say "sister shaggers", are you saying that they all shagged your sister?

[Jacksgranda]

Only his six fingered one.

[Dons_1988]

Familiar pattern of a lot of the ball, not much in the final third and probably should find ourselves a goal down. 

[nelsjfc]

Can someone tell me what Crawford actually offers this St Johnstone side?

Christ knows. I could forgive the lack of energy without the ball if he was contributing anything with it.

[Saint Huck]

Zanders six fingers keeping us in the game

[RandomGuy.]

Aye, a Saints team getting roundly booed after half an hour of a 0-0 against Aberdeen, 6 months after winning a double, should really show the manager he's got a problem here.

Worst bit is we actually look decent when we do play the ball about at speed, just restricted by having two few players getting forward + a lack of quality.

This is all set up for a 1-0 Aberdeen win with Kanes header being our only shot on target, followed by the manager saying it was much better and getting closer to where we want to be.

Really struggling to see why E2 was dropped for Middleton, aside from "runs a lot".

[Frank Grimes]

Winning the data so far anyway 

This will finish 0-0 or 1-0 Saints (Craig ‘84)

[FrankChickens1]

41 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said:

I am confused. When you say "sister shaggers", are you saying that they all shagged your sister?

The title of this thread really is a prime example of some shit boomer old man unfunny humour. I'm sure in typing this I'm inviting allegations in triggered or baited or whatever the ma children call it, but the title isn't offensive or disgraceful or whatever, it's just... Shit. 

[Frank Grimes]

Game on he’s goals now 

[Dons_1988]

12 minutes ago, FrankChickens1 said:

The title of this thread really is a prime example of some shit boomer old man unfunny humour. I'm sure in typing this I'm inviting allegations in triggered or baited or whatever the ma children call it, but the title isn't offensive or disgraceful or whatever, it's just... Shit. 

Heads gone 

[FrankChickens1]

2 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said:

Heads gone 

Very. I'm incandescent 

[Frank Grimes]

Aye, this is every Saints v Dons game of the last 10 years 

We just have a horrible habit of cancelling each other out 

[Dons_1988]

3 minutes ago, FrankChickens1 said:

Very. I'm incandescent 

Just calm down pal 

[Frank Grimes]

Good shift from JET again 

[Dons_1988]

What a miserable fixture this invariably is. Absolutely miserable. 

[Suspect Device]

You just know that we're going to cock it up and Saints will score.

[The Real Saints]

Mon the Eetu. What a machine.