velo army Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 39 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Ordered the wife's main present last Thursday with an expected delivery within 3 working days. Just had a text and an email with tracking info. Estimated delivery in the stuff today? 29th December. I told the wife but she seems fine with it. There are a few little gifts to go alongside this so she'll have something on the day. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 On 17/12/2021 at 15:05, oaksoft said: God no. My wife is plump and delicious and it would never cross her mind to give me a bollocking for getting "the wrong colour of present". I like her exactly the way she is. Call her plump and delicious and report back plz. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 On 17/12/2021 at 15:05, oaksoft said: God no. My wife is plump and delicious and it would never cross her mind to give me a bollocking for getting "the wrong colour of present". I like her exactly the way she is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 For shame P&B. None of you said "She's only plump because every time she pleasures me I give her a biscuit"... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 2 minutes ago, oaksoft said: Jeezo. How times have changed. 101 pounds is only just over 7 stone. That's effectively anorexic unless you are 12 years old. Aye, it was the principle though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 On 17/12/2021 at 15:05, oaksoft said: God no. My wife is plump and delicious and it would never cross her mind to give me a bollocking for getting "the wrong colour of present". I like her exactly the way she is. Hiya Rubens, hiya pal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorongil Posted December 20, 2021 Author Share Posted December 20, 2021 2 hours ago, scottsdad said: Ordered the wife's main present last Thursday with an expected delivery within 3 working days. Just had a text and an email with tracking info. Estimated delivery in the stuff today? 29th December. I told the wife but she seems fine with it. There are a few little gifts to go alongside this so she'll have something on the day. Learned nothing from the Ugg boot debacle. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorongil Posted December 20, 2021 Author Share Posted December 20, 2021 1 minute ago, oaksoft said: No idea what you're talking about here TBH. It’s an art reference. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorongil Posted December 20, 2021 Author Share Posted December 20, 2021 2 minutes ago, oaksoft said: I'll take your word for it. Presumably Rubens painted plumpers? He did. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 8 minutes ago, oaksoft said: I'll take your word for it. Presumably Rubens painted plumpers? And, mostly, gingers too IIRC. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 Just now, oaksoft said: Just had a wee look. Are there any artists who are not perverts obsessed by the naked body? Haha. He defo was not a pervert, but a celebrant of the abundant lady. You could say he was into body positivity well before it was cool. In fact, given the tyranny of female beauty standards you could even say he was a hero. He even has a fuckin adjective named after him. A curvy lady is often described as Rubenesque. Lad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 (edited) 2 hours ago, Raidernation said: And, mostly, gingers too IIRC. I think you might be thinking of Caravaggio. E.t.a. or Titian. Edited December 20, 2021 by velo army 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brummie Clyde Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 Main present is a ticket to see one of the drag Queens off RuPaul 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 13 minutes ago, oaksoft said: Just had a wee look. Are there any artists who are not perverts obsessed by the naked body? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Brummie Clyde said: Main present is a ticket to see one of the drag Queens off RuPaul can i be cheeky and ask how much that cost ? And what do they actually do to have people selling tickets. Edited December 20, 2021 by Meldrew 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 28 minutes ago, oaksoft said: Just had a wee look. Are there any artists who are not perverts obsessed by the naked body? No! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 (edited) I looked up Rubens as well. He painted this scene from @throbber house. Edited December 20, 2021 by Sergeant Wilson 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 33 minutes ago, oaksoft said: Just had a wee look. Are there any artists who are not perverts obsessed by the naked body? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 2 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Hate to destroy your childhood there Bert... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorongil Posted December 20, 2021 Author Share Posted December 20, 2021 45 minutes ago, oaksoft said: Just had a wee look. Are there any artists who are not perverts obsessed by the naked body? My favourite is the much derided Thomas Kinkade. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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