The Other Foot Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 Fuckin hell, did Philip die again? News is full of his picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 Queen gets two birthdays so they must get a couple of funerals too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thane of Cawdor Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 On 26/03/2022 at 10:47, Antlion said: I can’t believe* so many of those “take back control!” GBNews types apparently didn’t mean it - or at least didn’t mean taking back control should apply to brown people in Bongo Bongo Land. They’re beelin at the thought of Jamaica daring to cut final ties with its former colonial masters. You love to see it. * I can absolutely believe it, the manky, racist c***s. The Rastas deserting the sinking ship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 She looks like a (barely) walking skeleton at that memorial service today. I'd be surprised if she sees this year out. I suppose the main target for a lot of folk is the additional days holiday in June. Hang in there Lizzy !Aye I suspect from looking at her she’s only here in body. Can’t see her lasting out the next 6 months. Will be interesting to see what other countries still making moves to become republics in the next year then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophia Posted April 9, 2022 Share Posted April 9, 2022 Apparently Phil the Greek, as a midshipman, used to write weekly to a thirteen year old Lizzie the Stick. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Tunbridge Posted April 15, 2022 Share Posted April 15, 2022 Wish they would just decide whether they want to stop preserving her in the freezer or not. All this she’s dying off one month, fine the next is boring now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted April 15, 2022 Share Posted April 15, 2022 33 minutes ago, Scotty Tunbridge said: Wish they would just decide whether they want to stop preserving her in the freezer or not. All this she’s dying off one month, fine the next is boring now. Just keep it up until after the bank holiday 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 Nobody on here wishing old lizard Liz a happy birthday? 96 today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Jean King Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 Nobody on here wishing old lizard Liz a happy birthday? 96 today.Most folk just praying she holds on for the extra public holiday. Just 6 more weeks Lizzy, c'mon you can do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girth Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 3 minutes ago, Billy Jean King said: 1 hour ago, Suspect Device said: Nobody on here wishing old lizard Liz a happy birthday? 96 today. Most folk just praying she holds on for the extra public holiday. Just 6 more weeks Lizzy, c'mon you can do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 1 hour ago, Suspect Device said: Nobody on here wishing old lizard Liz a happy birthday? 96 today. She'll be getting 96 "sieg heil's" from her family as we speak 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 1 hour ago, Suspect Device said: Nobody on here wishing old lizard Liz a happy birthday? 96 today. It's also the birthday of our pal who runs a pub and of our son's girlfriend. Both of these are far more important to us than that of a hereditary privileged head of a state and head of a supernatural fan club. I honestly don’t wish her any harm but sincerely hope she is pretty much the last in the line of such people who hold office solely because their parents got horny. Also, to the best of my knowledge, she has never wished me a happy birthday. Not even a card in 60+years... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 1 minute ago, Salt n Vinegar said: Also, to the best of my knowledge, she has never wished me a happy birthday. Not even a card in 60+years... My aunt just got her 8th! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 1 minute ago, Salt n Vinegar said: It's also the birthday of our pal who runs a pub and of our son's girlfriend. Both of these are far more important to us than that of a hereditary privileged head of a state and head of a supernatural fan club. I honestly don’t wish her any harm but sincerely hope she is pretty much the last in the line of such people who hold office solely because their parents got horny. Also, to the best of my knowledge, she has never wished me a happy birthday. Not even a card in 60+years... If yo wait another 40 years, you'll get a special e-card from Lizzie, Chuckles, Wee Willie, Saxe-Coburg-Gotha land, the Westminster cabal the democratically elected President of a free Republican Scotland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 19 minutes ago, welshbairn said: My aunt just got her 8th! BLATANT age discrimination! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 49 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said: It's also the birthday of our pal who runs a pub and of our son's girlfriend. Both of these are far more important to us than that of a hereditary privileged head of a state and head of a supernatural fan club. I honestly don’t wish her any harm but sincerely hope she is pretty much the last in the line of such people who hold office solely because their parents got horny. Also, to the best of my knowledge, she has never wished me a happy birthday. Not even a card in 60+years... It's Iggy Pop and Robert Smith (The Cure) birthdays as well. You've not got long until you get a telegram but I reckon it might be Charlie or even 'King Billy' that sends you it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 12 minutes ago, Suspect Device said: It's Iggy Pop and Robert Smith (The Cure) birthdays as well. You've not got long until you get a telegram but I reckon it might be Charlie or even 'King Billy' that sends you it. Just what we need.. another "King Billy". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 She's not even as popular as tea FFS. What is the Uk coming to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 Much like Tupac, her chances of seeing 97 are looking slim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 "We now interrupt live coverage of the Prime Minister being called out for being a lying c**t in our ludicrous, crumbling nonsense of a parliament to go to some toffs in big hats, tight trousers and tassels shooting old empty cannons at nothing in a park to celebrate our nonagenarian hereditary lizard queens second birthday." 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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