Highlandmagar Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 5 minutes ago, parsforlife said: So you’re saying anytime we want a 3 day weekend we just need to stage a coup attempt? Sounds fair, when are we doing it? Ach No! We just have Royal coronations and weddings for that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 2 minutes ago, shizzlemanizzle said: I’m running about Twitter like a dog in heat, where is everyone else getting updates? How far/likely are Wagner from getting to Moscow? Ukrainian intelligence reckons The Kremlin and the Wagner boy are talking. He will probably be offered something to f**k off - maybe Ukraine? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClydeTon Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 Just now, Highlandmagar said: Ach No! We just have Royal coronations and weddings for that. I'd rather stage a coup than watch that shite. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shizzlemanizzle Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 Just now, dirty dingus said: Ask him, Rangers or Celtic. Or what school he went to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aim Here Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 Just now, Highlandmagar said: Ach No! We just have Royal coronations and weddings for that. You joke, but I have a serous theory that one function of the Royal family is to regulate our coup attempts. Nobody who's tried one thinks it's a good plan to try it without having at least one Royal on board, and usually if the Royal says 'Nah, I'm out', the attempt fizzles out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 Just now, shizzlemanizzle said: Ask him, Rangers or Celtic. Or what school he went to. Don't forget his mothers maiden name. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 25 minutes ago, ClydeTon said: And also, Putin's reputation won't be in the mud, it'll be 2012-RFC levels of non-existent. Ach, he'll carry on as The Putin... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 Wouldn't it be a shame if Moscow was blasted to the ground by a load of infighting 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlandmagar Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 1 minute ago, Jacksgranda said: Ach, he'll carry on as The Putin... WATP( Wagner Are The People) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 We're off out for dinner soon. Any P&Bers with experience of dealing with any drunken Putin loyalists we might encounter on Crete? Any good jokes to defuse the situation? "Tanks very much" etc? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClydeTon Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 1 minute ago, Salt n Vinegar said: We're off out for dinner soon. Any P&Bers with experience of dealing with any drunken Putin loyalists we might encounter on Crete? Any good jokes to defuse the situation? "Tanks very much" etc? Start telling them some nonsense story about a german guy called {something} Wagner. Or, rant and rave about the more famous Wagner's music. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 2 minutes ago, Highlandmagar said: WATP( Wagner Are The People) We Are The Putin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlandmagar Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 1 minute ago, Salt n Vinegar said: We're off out for dinner soon. Any P&Bers with experience of dealing with any drunken Putin loyalists we might encounter on Crete? Any good jokes to defuse the situation? "Tanks very much" etc? "U( might) kraine your neck at me, but stop Putin your nose in my business or I will get the Wagner"( waiter). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 5 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said: We're off out for dinner soon. Any P&Bers with experience of dealing with any drunken Putin loyalists we might encounter on Crete? Any good jokes to defuse the situation? "Tanks very much" etc? Just don’t Mockba boat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 6 minutes ago, Highlandmagar said: WATP( Wagner Are The People) The sash my da wore Da? Da. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoBNob Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 23 minutes ago, sparky88 said: Surprised there hasn't been more resistance from ordinary people to attempt to stop the Wagner convoy. Tell me, if there was an armed convoy rolling through your town how would you stop it? Be very specific. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlandmagar Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 1 minute ago, HoBNob said: Tell me, if there was an armed convoy rolling through your town how would you stop it? Be very specific. I would heartily boo them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongTimeLurker Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 4 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said: We're off out for dinner soon. Any P&Bers with experience of dealing with any drunken Putin loyalists we might encounter on Crete? Any good jokes to defuse the situation? "Tanks very much" etc? If they are wearing lots of Adidas and have tattoos better just to avoid rather than trying to crack a joke that might be misinterpreted would be my thoughts on that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 2 hours ago, Karpaty Lviv said: He’ll fall out of one of those famous Russian windows. He’s my DP captain, any in any case it would be some fucking party when he does die. I've Putin and Prigozhin on my team...and Carter as captain...shaping up nicely from a last to first... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 3 minutes ago, HoBNob said: Tell me, if there was an armed convoy rolling through your town how would you stop it? Be very specific. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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