Shandon Par Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 We had these South African folk move in to our street as a kid and they had a German Shepherd. I suspect they had indoctrinated it to be exceptionally right wing. It didn’t like children and would hop over their wall and chase you. It got me a couple of times, including once sinking its fangs right into my shoulder. It was great fun and kept you on your toes when out and about in the village. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aladdin Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 29 minutes ago, ICTChris said: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_dog_attacks_in_the_United_Kingdom What the f**k is an American Bully XL? According to wikipedia, there's been at least four deaths at the hands of these dogs in the last six months. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Bully#XL American Bullys are offshoots of american pitbulls that are meant to have had the aggression bred out of them. Absolutely fearsome looking but should behave like big lapdogs. Im loathe to blame dogs for their behaviour, especially when so many were bred for bloodsports historically. Potentially dangerous dogs also seem to be the choice of daftys - maybe some sort of extended licensing scheme for multiple breeds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 2 hours ago, ICTChris said: The dog was contained and destroyed at the scene. I don't know why media reports use "destroyed" rather than killed but I'm glad they do as it makes me laugh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 The fucked up attitude some people have towards their dogs really can be summed up in this quote from the article: Quote Anyone who has come into contact with Cookie knows how much of a big fat head play boy he is. He's not aggressive in the slightest. Just thinks he's still a small pup and bounces around rather than walk. It attacked and killed someone FFS. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 2 minutes ago, Michael W said: The fucked up attitude some people have towards their dogs really can be summed up in this quote from the article: It attacked and killed someone FFS. It just means that Cookie-Doe (fortheloveoffuckingchrist) is so dangerous that he can kill without even trying. All the more reason not to leave it in the custody of imbeciles. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Wilkos Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 People who get those types of dogs have TINY penises. #WilkosTalksFacts #WilkosTruthBomb 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 49 minutes ago, FreedomFarter said: I don't know why media reports use "destroyed" rather than killed but I'm glad they do as it makes me laugh. It's got a great air of finality to it like they went down the Pyongyang route and offed the c**t with an anti-aircraft gun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 57 minutes ago, FreedomFarter said: I don't know why media reports use "destroyed" rather than killed but I'm glad they do as it makes me laugh. I think the intention is to make it sound like an object and not a living, breathing creature. In reality, it sounds as if they shot it with a Death Star laser like Alderaan. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 3 hours ago, Smurph said: I looked after Kenny van der Weg's dog once. It didn't kill anyone but I did have to move the guinea pigs into a different room. I hope the vicious, snarling, leg-biting animal behaved itself. And I hope his dog did as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 27 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: I think the intention is to make it sound like an object and not a living, breathing creature. In reality, it sounds as if they shot it with a Death Star laser like Alderaan. Alderaan is presumably the correct thing to do whenever you come face-to-face with a slavering, halitosis-ridden maneater like Cookie-Doe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 Any dog has the potential to rip your throat out, some more so than others. I'll put money on this mutt being owned by neds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 James Tavernier was trying to flog these American Bullies for a while. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 25, 2022 Author Share Posted May 25, 2022 One point worth noting is that they loved their little CookieDoh so much yet still chopped off his ears because of, er, reasons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 1 hour ago, Steve_Wilkos said: People who get those types of dogs have TINY penises. #WilkosTalksFacts #WilkosTruthBomb ‘It used to be bigger but the dug bit it off’ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 3 hours ago, coprolite said: We're far too tolerant of dogs in this country. We should have a shoot on sight policy for any dogs that aren't on leads when they should be, or where either dog or owner looks like a c**t. You've certainly widened the net a wee bit there... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 2 hours ago, Shandön Par said: We had these South African folk move in to our street as a kid and they had a German Shepherd. I suspect they had indoctrinated it to be exceptionally right wing. It didn’t like children and would hop over their wall and chase you. It got me a couple of times, including once sinking its fangs right into my shoulder. It was great fun and kept you on your toes when out and about in the village. If they named it Blondi they were ones for the watching 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 3 hours ago, ICTChris said: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_dog_attacks_in_the_United_Kingdom What the f**k is an American Bully XL? According to wikipedia, there's been at least four deaths at the hands of these dogs in the last six months. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Bully#XL What are they breeding them with? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 7 minutes ago, tamthebam said: If they named it Blondi they were ones for the watching He was called Shaka. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 Wasn’t Tavernier slicing the dogs ears or some such the horrible fucker? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 13 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Wasn’t Tavernier slicing the dogs ears or some such the horrible fucker? Aaron Ramsey apparently drew inspiration for hitting penalties. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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