Florentine_Pogen Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 4 minutes ago, Lofarl said: One chucked off a bridge in Sheffield. Or maybe going after a bird. Who knows? XL:Bully gives you wings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peil Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 On 10/05/2023 at 06:31, The Moonster said: A barman once told me that the best way to stop an aggressive dug is to insert a digit in the dugs rectum. apparently it works 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orfc Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 2 hours ago, Lurkst said: Usually accompanied by a shout of "it's okay he's really friendly", from about 100 yards away. And yet, around bonfire night, try telling the dogs and their owners that your fireworks are only trying to be friendly and don't mean any harm and see their response . Hypocrites. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Jean King Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 35 minutes ago, orfc said: And yet, around bonfire night, try telling the dogs and their owners that your fireworks are only trying to be friendly and don't mean any harm and see their response . Hypocrites. Folk who set off fireworks at home and Devil Dug owners are probably one in the same. Both are the calling card of morons 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 I feel quite shitty about saying this but there is a teensy weensy schadenfreudlich feeling about a Devildug owner being munched by his own 'big teddy bear'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jives Miguel Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Every dog of any breed that's ever significantly injured a human should be put to death. Can we get the "I killed cows" guy on the case? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Under absolutely no circumstance should we be sitting about waiting for these dogs to attack before we act. The slaughter should be swift, it should be brutal and, most importantly, it should be pre-emptive. Let the first dew-drops of spring rest upon dead dogs piled high on every street corner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 6 hours ago, Barry Ferguson's Hat said: Under absolutely no circumstance should we be sitting about waiting for these dogs to attack before we act. The slaughter should be swift, it should be brutal and, most importantly, it should be pre-emptive. Let the first dew-drops of spring rest upon dead dogs piled high on every street corner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sergeant Wilson Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 On 25/01/2024 at 12:25, Barry Ferguson's Hat said: Under absolutely no circumstance should we be sitting about waiting for these dogs to attack before we act. The slaughter should be swift, it should be brutal and, most importantly, it should be pre-emptive. Let the first dew-drops of spring rest upon dead dogs piled high on every street corner. Harsh, but fair. I thought we could let them go somewhere up in the Highlands, it would save money on re-wilding wolves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 3 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Harsh, but fair. I thought we could let them go somewhere up in the Highlands, it would save money on re-wilding wolves. Could they be trained to herd and recapture macaques ? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 30 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Harsh, but fair. I thought we could let them go somewhere up in the Highlands, it would save money on re-wilding wolves. Release them in the area between Cessnock and Govan subway stations. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 19 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: Release them in the area between Cessnock and Govan subway stations. I'd PPV that! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 21 hours ago, ICTChris said: Love this. Look at how mean and vicious we make our dogs look as we tell you how kind and soft they are. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-68197109 A woman has died after being attacked by two dogs in Essex. She was found seriously injured in the village of Jaywick, near Clacton-on-Sea, at about 16:00 GMT on Saturday and a 39-year-old man has been arrested. Officers said the woman died at the scene and the man was being held on suspicion of dangerous dog offences. Two dogs have been destroyed and the investigation into the circumstances of the woman's death is continuing, Essex Police said. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 1 hour ago, johnnydun said: Love this. Look at how mean and vicious we make our dogs look as we tell you how kind and soft they are. Their faces are as saggy & baggy as Harry Redknapp's. Horrible abominations. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eindhovendee Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 40 minutes ago, superbigal said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-68197109 A woman has died after being attacked by two dogs in Essex. She was found seriously injured in the village of Jaywick, near Clacton-on-Sea, at about 16:00 GMT on Saturday and a 39-year-old man has been arrested. Officers said the woman died at the scene and the man was being held on suspicion of dangerous dog offences. Two dogs have been destroyed and the investigation into the circumstances of the woman's death is continuing, Essex Police said. Why shouldn't we speculate? It's hardly likely to be 2 chihuahuas. "Two dogs have been destroyed but Essex Police said they were waiting for confirmation from experts as to their breed. They urged people not to speculate" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molotov Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 Just now, eindhovendee said: Why shouldn't we speculate? It's hardly likely to be 2 chihuahuas. "Two dogs have been destroyed but Essex Police said they were waiting for confirmation from experts as to their breed. They urged people not to speculate" Perhaps as a deterrent the police should just shoot the owners too. I’m surprised that’s not a Met policy already. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eindhovendee Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 7 minutes ago, Molotov said: Perhaps as a deterrent the police should just shoot the owners too. I’m surprised that’s not a Met policy already. Instead of shooting them why not lock them in a cage with their dogs and not feed them, see how long the dogs stay "cuddly." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molotov Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 Just now, eindhovendee said: Instead of shooting them why not lock them in a cage with their dogs and not feed them, see how long the dogs stay "cuddly." I like your style. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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