welshbairn Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 P.S. A masterpiece of understatement. Quote The World Gold Council was asked for comment about the Uganda discovery and the plausibility of its numbers. The Council doesn’t typically comment on media reports of gold discoveries, a spokesperson said, but added: “In the absence of formal ore reserve/resource declarations, we would not expect these ‘discoveries’ to contribute materially to mine supply in the foreseeable future.” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 6 minutes ago, welshbairn said: P.S. A masterpiece of understatement. Clearly the Yanks have nicked it all already. It's the only explanation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 5 minutes ago, BFTD said: Clearly the Yanks have nicked it all already. It's the only explanation. After some research I think Kiribati is the most likely suspect. Tbh I hadn't heard of it before but it's directly underneath Uganda on the other side of the Earth, so they'd just have to dig a little deeper to get to the gold. They're also expected to be the first nation to be totally destroyed by climate change, so I'd let them keep it, they've got enough on their plate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Jean King Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 Hilarious / unbelievable that anyone could make the OP with that headline. A 30 second think about that figure coupled with a quick Google search would confirm that it could not possibly be anywhere near right but hey ho when you are already through the looking glass (to about the ankles) all sense of perspective goes out the window. Stick to blowing smoke up Putin and the Ruskies arses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 Another day, another minter for the Bacofoil Behatted Arab. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 So all I need to do is convinced the UK government that I am an illegal alien, get them to deport me to Rwanda. Once there I nip across the border and grab some gold - the place must be swimming in the stuff. Then I'll be rich. Sounds like a plan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 Would love an insight into the mind of tinfoil Steve. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 10 hours ago, steve55 said: You probably think Epstein killed himself too lol If you read the evidence of the case (the underfunded, under-staffed shambolic prison, his agitated state of mind, the string of psychologists putting him on suicide watch, his failed suicide attempt a short while before…) only a crackpot conspiracy nut would think it wasn’t a suicide. Of course it could have been a shadowy murder by SPECTRE, The Terrahawks, or one of these other bodies that secretly run the world; it’s always a possibility, but given the evidence it is unlikely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 47 minutes ago, Empty It said: Would love an insight into the mind of tinfoil Steve. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 2 hours ago, Empty It said: Would love an insight into the mind of tinfoil Steve. Pretty much this from the moment he wakes up I would imagine. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParsJake Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 4 hours ago, Empty It said: Would love an insight into the mind of tinfoil Steve. Something like this i would think. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 An Arab talking shite about natural resources? I am shocked by this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 13 hours ago, BFTD said: We're at the point now where I looked at the thread title, saw the poster, and immediately figured, "well, one thing's for sure - Uganda definitely haven't discovered $12 trillion in gold". Remember that weird period when the nation seemingly forgot that gold was valuable? Yes. 1997 when the future "Saviour of Capitalism" Gordon Brown flogged off the UK gold reserves on the cheap because he was a twat. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 4 hours ago, tamthebam said: Yes. 1997 when the future "Saviour of Capitalism" Gordon Brown flogged off the UK gold reserves on the cheap because he was a twat. I think that was right around the time of the whole "Cash 4 Gold" advert boom too. Madness. 5 hours ago, ParsJake said: Something like this i would think. The man's a c**t, but there's always room for Jello. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParsJake Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 15 minutes ago, BFTD said: The man's a c**t, but there's always room for Jello. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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