Loonytoons Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 I'm the same height as Thomas Mapother IV 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 There is nothing unusual or interesting about me whatsoever. 1 minute ago, supermik said: Before he deid and after he was well known, in 1986, Neale Cooper offered my wife her weeks wages if she would miss her work and spend the night with him! We split a couple of years later, She did not regret it. (We are still good friends, my present wife is also good friends with her) Wait, your missus actually accepted a week's wages for shagging Neale Cooper, and she still doesn't regret it? That's even worse than Johnson offering Jez £530 for a ride on Big Suze! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted September 3, 2022 Author Share Posted September 3, 2022 On the subject of exes pumping football players, my now ex wife told me she done the deed with a famous football player a year or so before we got together. Turns out she was talking shite as it was former Dundee and Arbroath defender Robbie Reaside. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 Before he deid and after he was well known, in 1986, Neale Cooper offered my wife her weeks wages if she would miss her work and spend the night with him! She turned him down because she was a nice, honest person. We split a couple of years later, She did not regret turning him down. (We are still good friends, my present wife is also good friends with her)Is your ex Demi Moore? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 16 minutes ago, Loonytoons said: 37 minutes ago, supermik said: Before he deid and after he was well known, in 1986, Neale Cooper offered my wife her weeks wages if she would miss her work and spend the night with him! She turned him down because she was a nice, honest person. We split a couple of years later, She did not regret turning him down. (We are still good friends, my present wife is also good friends with her) Is your ex Demi Moore? No, she’s prettier than her 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 No, she’s prettier than herI know Moore was only acting but that wasn't the personal quality I was alluding to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 Clint Eastwood bought my pudding in a Carmel restaurant. Me and Mrs SL were having dinner with friends, one of whom is a lawyer in town and is friends with him. I was a long jump schoolboy champion. I've had dinner with songwriter Adam Mitchell. He wrote French Waltz covered by Nicollete Larson. I've just had dinner with old chums and, although all of the above is true, 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysAPar Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 In my entire life I have never eaten a portion of chips 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 1 hour ago, BFTD said: There is nothing unusual or interesting about me whatsoever. It hasn't stopped anybody else 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuckleMoo Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 I've posted this before but my uncle drew this For Disney 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 I've posted this before but my uncle drew For Disney I like your Uncle Drew's work. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuckleMoo Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 I like your Uncle Drew's work.Just to expand on it a wee bit. My uncle was/is an animator who was employed by Stephen Spielberg to work on Roger Rabbit. His main task was to animate Jessica Rabbit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted September 4, 2022 Share Posted September 4, 2022 40 minutes ago, Loonytoons said: 44 minutes ago, MuckleMoo said: I've posted this before but my uncle drew For Disney I like your Uncle Drew's work. ^^^ shot Roger Rabbit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted September 4, 2022 Share Posted September 4, 2022 I helped a drunk seagull last week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HK Hibee Posted September 4, 2022 Share Posted September 4, 2022 Once played football against David Beckham and kicked him up in the air. He then scored the free kick….. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongTimeLurker Posted September 4, 2022 Share Posted September 4, 2022 Managed to keep a straight face when a distraught ex-girlfriend told me about how an entire cheerleading squad had chanted "what else do you do when you are down on your knees?" at her because she was wearing kneepads during a university level basketball game in Canada. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted September 4, 2022 Share Posted September 4, 2022 40 minutes ago, LongTimeLurker said: Managed to keep a straight face when a distraught ex-girlfriend told me about how an entire cheerleading squad had chanted "what else do you do when you are down on your knees?" at her because she was wearing kneepads during a university level basketball game in Canada. So what else did she do? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 4, 2022 Share Posted September 4, 2022 11 hours ago, SweeperDee said: My Dad's cousin is a world-renowned scientist, a Dame, and head of one of the most important medical departments at one of the UK's top Universities. The brains obviously went to the other side of the family... I have the same birthday as 2 of my cousins. As a student I made the headlines in the Evening Express. Although I didn't get married until my mid 40s, I now have 16 stepgrandchildren (and 2 stepgreatgrandchildren), 11 of the grandchildren call me Granda, (nothing to do with me, it was their mothers) much to my delight. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 4, 2022 Share Posted September 4, 2022 I was once in a police line up for a murder. For the record it wasn't me but I did earn £20 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 4, 2022 Share Posted September 4, 2022 I was once “arrested” on the grounds of Gordonstoun at 2am. Spoiler 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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