Jacksgranda Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 8 minutes ago, Antlion said: Good - but “tryst” is a bit beyond the average reader. It has a whiff of the bloody Frog about it. What’s wrong with a good British romp? Commie. "Tryst" is a very tabloidy word, imo, but, just to keep you happy, I think It would have to be a "love romp". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 6 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: "Tryst" is a very tabloidy word, imo, but, just to keep you happy, I think It would have to be a "love romp". Fitting - and I’m sure that that better captures the “saucy scandals” of Div’s “racy past”.* * For the avoidance of libel, this is all alleged by “a source”. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 3 minutes ago, Antlion said: Fitting - and I’m sure that that better captures the “saucy scandals” of Div’s “racy past”.* * For the avoidance of libel, this is all alleged by “a source”. "well informed source, believed to be close to the man at the centre of the scandal"... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 (edited) 17 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: "Tryst" is a very tabloidy word, imo, but, just to keep you happy, I think It would have to be a "love romp". "hot tub romps with other members of a Falkirk-based mafia" Edited September 9, 2022 by Mark Connolly 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 Just saw Charlie arriving somewhere on tv. The onlookers were all giving the 'sieg heil' salute. Or maybe they were taking photos... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 7 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: "hot tub romps with other members of a Falkirk-based mafia" Prefer “luv tub dips with Falkirk media trollops”…wait, s**t, that’s The Sun. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 9 hours ago, Fullerene said: Imagine the poor judges. "Will the defendant rise. You have been found guilty on all charges and will now be duly sentenced to serve time in prison for a minimum of 48 years at her majesty's pleasure. Oops, I mean his majesty's pleasure, his majesty. Right. Start again. You have found guilty, blah, blah, blah and will do at least 48 years at her majesty's pleasure. Oh, I done it again. Right. Deep breath. One more time. You have been found guilty ..." Won't come to that if the defendant has a good KC. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 Just pondering the reactions if Chuck keeled over right now, in the middle of his speech… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibernianification Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 Camilla is getting ridden rotten tonight by the big man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 8 minutes ago, TxRover said: Just pondering the reactions if Chuck keeled over right now, in the middle of his speech… This… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 1 hour ago, Antlion said: No, that’s his wife. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 32 minutes ago, Hibernianification said: Camilla is getting ridden rotten tonight by the big man What’s Charlie doing while this is happening, writing his speech? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ftk Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 FTKHear, hear! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 9 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: What’s Charlie doing while this is happening, writing his speech? The valet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 13 minutes ago, Antlion said: The valet. I never knew the duties of a valet before. Thanks for clarifying. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 14 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: I never knew the duties of a valet before. Thanks for clarifying. Will he be cleaning cars? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 2 hours ago, pub car king said: This is the ideal opportunity to scale this whole circus back. 12 days of this mawkish charade and folk will be sick to death of it. Along with the fact the new man isn't going to be as popular or in the job as long. I don't think he'll be there that long, but sadly can see one of his kids take over and there will be some heavy propaganda about modernising the royal family and the monarchy (whilst there are actual things like kings and princes and crowns and thrones and other laughable, pathetic anachronisms). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 1 minute ago, Fullerene said: Will he be cleaning cars? Is ‘Cars’ Charlie’s nickname? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 4 minutes ago, Fullerene said: Will he be cleaning cars? Certainly polishing the bonnet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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