scottsdad Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 4 minutes ago, P and B Official Hamster said: Alright troops, Ah've goat masel a nice new home in Ayrshire. Bit chilly n that but ahm a hamster so at least have an excuse to lie in ma scratcher aw day. Settlin in nicely, goat loads of hay to piss in, some carrots to eat and hunners of water to drink. Some big fat c**t keeps comin in and peeking intae ma cage. Due biting his fuckin hauns aff if he lifts the tap oaf ma hoose again. Anyhoo I better go. Ahm using the computer because the fat c**t left it oan bit he's due back any minute. Catch ye x Your future: One minute in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 I hope he bites ye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 1 hour ago, Richey Edwards said: Give a massive P&B welcome to P-Bovvy. Is it in the oven already? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 45 minutes ago, P and B Official Hamster said: Alright troops, Ah've goat masel a nice new home in Ayrshire. Bit chilly n that but ahm a hamster so at least have an excuse to lie in ma scratcher aw day. Settlin in nicely, goat loads of hay to piss in, some carrots to eat and hunners of water to drink. Some big fat c**t keeps comin in and peeking intae ma cage. Due biting his fuckin hauns aff if he lifts the tap oaf ma hoose again. Anyhoo I better go. Ahm using the computer because the fat c**t left it oan bit he's due back any minute. Catch ye x Try xhamster next time you're online, much better entertainment than here! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted October 11, 2022 Author Share Posted October 11, 2022 26 minutes ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: I hope he bites ye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 Severn? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P and B Official Hamster Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 1 hour ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: I hope he bites ye. Ah fuckin will m8 don't worry 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewan8472 Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 8 hours ago, scottsdad said: Jane Doe. If you leave a baby at a fire station, this is the name they give her. Sounds like a similar situation to me. Sweet Jane Doe ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewan8472 Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 1 hour ago, Brother Blades said: Severn? Servalan ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewan8472 Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 Zoe , from Dr Who many , many years ago ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 Ray McKinnon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 Looks like a Colin to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 Is it a Siberian hamster? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 Pat Mustard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 Milky Gem II 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 Yer Maw 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 1 hour ago, superwell87 said: Pat Mustard. Pat Macrotch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 Werner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P and B Official Hamster Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 11 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Hamsters just piss themselves all the time dont they? Reveal hidden contents McKee I, by virtue of belonging to the hamster species, am exempt from your strange human toileting etiquette and can piss wherever I wish. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 (edited) 16 minutes ago, P and B Official Hamster said: I, by virtue of belonging to the hamster species, am exempt from your strange human toileting etiquette and can piss wherever I wish. You'll be dead in a year Edited October 11, 2022 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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