welshbairn Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 Lesson to self, being an utter c**t for all your life and deciding to go on an extreme diet at the last minute won't stop you dying early and burning in hell. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 6 minutes ago, D.V.T. said: Every horny straight man’s heart skipping a beat when they thought it was Nigella Nigella 69. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.V.T. Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 17 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Lesson to self, being an utter c**t for all your life and deciding to go on an extreme diet at the last minute won't stop you dying early and burning in hell. I like how you think 91 is an early death 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 2 minutes ago, D.V.T. said: I like how you think 91 is an early death Clive Dangercunt is the benchmark. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 3 minutes ago, D.V.T. said: I like how you think 91 is an early death Oops, was mixing him up with his just as despicable son Dominic.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 4 minutes ago, D.V.T. said: I like how you think 91 is an early death He had his whole life ahead of him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 Here if Nigella wants a comfort shag. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 I always thought of Lawson as "Blubba the Gut" as he was called in a Private Eye strip. Anyway it's points for me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 3 hours ago, welshbairn said: Lesson to self, being an utter c**t for all your life and deciding to go on an extreme diet at the last minute won't stop you dying early and burning in hell. Less of you to burn tho. Maybe his daughter could offer Auld Nick some guidance on cooking times. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 Steak pie will be incredible. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oystercatcher Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 More points for me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 6 minutes ago, Oystercatcher said: More points for me Shut up, Nigella would have you on sourdough toast for an interesting supper! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 Regarding the purvey. Even though the Lawsons are of Jewish descent, Nigella is not averse to a bit of pork according to her recipes. Sausage rolls are therefore not out of the question. I don't think they're related to the Lawson Sausage family, because their sausages are shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molotov Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 4 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Regarding the purvey. Even though the Lawsons are of Jewish descent, Nigella is not averse to a bit of pork 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 8 minutes ago, Molotov said: Innnee bold? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-65198505 No more monkeying about for Mutsugoro. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 Mrs Rotten’s rotting; Nora Forster away at 80 - https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/celebrity/johnny-rottens-wife-nora-forster-29649484 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 18 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: Mrs Rotten’s rotting; Nora Forster away at 80 - https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/celebrity/johnny-rottens-wife-nora-forster-29649484 Will she go out in a Metal Box? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 10 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Will she go out in a Metal Box? I think he’s still living in L.A. so he could burn her in Hollywood, although that’d be a bit out of left field. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofarl Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 Other side of the bed is pretty vacant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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