Hoose Rice Posted March 13, 2023 Author Share Posted March 13, 2023 5 minutes ago, TxRover said: Harmonica’s a wee bit easier on the system to smuggle in… But more seriously, good luck m8, from now on it’s Big Hoose Rice! Thanks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Self-raising Lazarus Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 I'm sensing potential for a gold thread here, been while....... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 3 hours ago, Hoose Rice said: Going to the slammer in a few hours mate. Can you take in a harmonica these days? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
betting competition Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 Does pie and bovril need to have a campaign to free the Hoose Rice? 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 On 11/03/2023 at 09:17, RH33 said: Never mind all the advice and support, what we all want to know is what's the charge and are you guilty?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 On 10/03/2023 at 15:38, TxRover said: Would agree with that, there was no bluster or threats in that email, just a if you want….suspect you’re well down the list of people for them to go nick if they have a spare minute. Hopefully there are a few P&B regulars on or around the force that can distract them. PC Cabe would have had him trussed up like a turkey and dragged behind his police vehicle to the nearest station already. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 On 11/03/2023 at 12:32, tamthebam said: The women next door accused my of this and said she was going to call the police When I heard this I nearly shat her pants... One of my stepdaughters once told me the next door neighbour on our right stole the panties of the daughter (an adult) off the line of our next door neighbours on our left. I asked was he wanting to practice hang gliding? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greendot Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 What is an Oubliette? The term oubliette is French in origin and comes from the French verb, oublier, meaning ‘to forget.’ The oubliette was given this name as it was effectively a type of dungeon with zero light entering it, enterable only through a trap door in the roof, and they throw the poor victim in to be forgotten. Because of the shape of these prisons, they are often also known as bottle dungeons. People built oubliettes as narrow pits in which the prisoner had little room to do anything but sit there and contemplate the horrendous situation they had found themselves in. Sometimes lords would starve the victim, or, perhaps if they were unlucky given the circumstances, they would have just enough food and drink thrown down to them to survive dreadfully. This was doubtlessly worse than a swift end as the victim was kept alive for months or even years in the dark, losing one’s sanity. Unlike the stereotypical image of a dungeon as being located in the basement of a castle or building, the oubliettes were sometimes built into the walls of the upper floors of such establishments. This was, so victims were surrounded by the noise and signs of life around them as they slowly expired. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 @Florentine_Pogen, I’m not sure you’re helping the chap. He seems to have been at a low ebb for a wee while. Piss taking is fine, but… 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LauriestonBairn Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 My brother works for the prison service. I will make sure your pillows are fluffed up in exchange for greenies x p.s hope it all goes well! Lawyers are rats in suits! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 On 13/03/2023 at 19:37, UsedToGoToCentralPark said: Not sure if true but did hear it from a serving officer. If you hand yourself in on a Friday evening in Fife you get straight back out as they don't keep you in over the weekend. Because being out in Fife is worse than being in the nick? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 When do we get the gang together to break him out? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 I'm disappointed that faced with the choices available, Thin Lizzy was not chosen ahead of AC/DC. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 11 hours ago, alta-pete said: @Florentine_Pogen, I’m not sure you’re helping the chap. He seems to have been at a low ebb for a wee while. Piss taking is fine, but… @alta-pete Do you happen to work for the upper echelons of the BBC ? 'Piss-taking' ? Wrong, but you keep clutching those pearls. I'm sure Hoose is well able to discern between banter and other types of post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 'Banter' is meant to be funny. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 21 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: I'm disappointed that faced with the choices available, Thin Lizzy was not chosen ahead of AC/DC. The line in the Thin Lizzy song "Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak Somewhere in this town" always annoys me so it wasn't chosen. I mean, where in the town will they have a jailbreak? My guess would be the jail. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 1 hour ago, Florentine_Pogen said: @alta-pete Do you happen to work for the upper echelons of the BBC ? 'Piss-taking' ? Wrong, but you keep clutching those pearls. I'm sure Hoose is well able to discern between banter and other types of post. Ocht I didn't mean for you take the nip and apologies if it caused any p***kle. It just comes across - to me - that Hoose Rice seems in a fairly fragile place at the moment and while obviously funny stuff provides some levity, your post - only to me and my pearl clutching sentiece - could play on the chap's mind. That was all... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 Disappointed Big Hoose Rice hasn’t regaled us with tales of the jails yet… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 I suppose I should confess that I went to jail many years ago for the hideous crime of throwing three doubles in a row. Bit harsh, I know, but in truth it wasn't that bad. Managed to get out pretty quickly, by paying a £50 fine (can't believe it would be that easy). Best of all, it wasn't even real money - yet nobody seemed all that bothered. In any case, I learnt my lesson and nowadays I avoid throwing dice altogether. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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