coprolite Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 2 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: If that's the case, she's saft in the heid. Maybe she's showing off her avant garde garden* like: "ta-daaa!" * an avant-garden, if you will 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 1 hour ago, placidcasual said: Sunderland man demands refund after big mac stolen by a seagull. https://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/sunderland-man-demands-refund-on-big-mac-stolen-by-seagull-4190010?fbclid=IwAR3hjO2rlp-V0LcxZbZu8mkhzGgmg4lVt8pRH0iEKpe0Z0H3rn03eEUNYkY https://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/23605595.sunderland-man-jailed-sex-act-holding-seagull/ Probably best the seagulls avoid Sunderland in future tbh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 5 hours ago, Michael W said: https://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/23605595.sunderland-man-jailed-sex-act-holding-seagull/ Probably best the seagulls avoid Sunderland in future tbh. They fly upside down over Sunderland because there's nothing worth shitting on there 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted June 23, 2023 Author Share Posted June 23, 2023 Machine fault sees parking fees suspended at Kemble Station 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 15 hours ago, scottsdad said: Machine fault sees parking fees suspended at Kemble Station ".. non-practising solicitor.." A fancy way of saying Retired? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 (edited) 3 hours ago, Swarley said: ".. non-practising solicitor.." A fancy way of saying Retired? Or struck off. (Or whatever happens to dodgy lawyers) Edited June 24, 2023 by Sergeant Wilson 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 36 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Or struck off. (Or whatever happens to dodgy lawyers) Go into politics. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyrshireTon Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 Hadn't seen this thread and initially thought it was about various attempts to imitate the original. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 Glasgow BMW driver furious after potholes ruin two tyres as she forks out £300 Originally from Glasgow, Kavita Bhardwaj experienced damage to two tyres, from two different potholes, on two different occasions due to 'craters' on Glasgow streets. One of the incidents left her having to abandon her car overnight due to many garages in Glasgow being closed due to the bank holiday. The incidents happened in January and May of this year. When she went to claim compensation back from the council, Kavita was told there would be a six month wait to hear back which made her 'give up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 That's the classic "And where do you think you've been to this time o' night? Ye'd better no be drunk". 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 9 hours ago, bennett said: Glasgow BMW driver furious after potholes ruin two tyres as she forks out £300 Originally from Glasgow, Kavita Bhardwaj experienced damage to two tyres, from two different potholes, on two different occasions due to 'craters' on Glasgow streets. One of the incidents left her having to abandon her car overnight due to many garages in Glasgow being closed due to the bank holiday. The incidents happened in January and May of this year. When she went to claim compensation back from the council, Kavita was told there would be a six month wait to hear back which made her 'give up. Probably leasing it/renting it or whatever the f**k they do for about £500 a month, amazes me where people get the money from for this carry on. Thank you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 No compo face attached to story, 0/10 Daily Record Fuming couple blast 'shameful' fish supper which 'ruined their anniversary' Typically "no energy" to complain at the time, but plenty of energy to complain online later on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hauzen Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 1 hour ago, Swarley said: No compo face attached to story, 0/10 Daily Record Fuming couple blast 'shameful' fish supper which 'ruined their anniversary' Typically "no energy" to complain at the time, but plenty of energy to complain online later on. So they paid £15 in a sit-in restaurant for two cans of Coke (probably at least £2 each) and what is then most likely a regular sized fish supper which at about £10-11 would not be a kick in the arse off what you'd pay at a takeaway but here has the sit-in premium, when they've only ordered for one instead of two as well. Nothing to see here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted June 28, 2023 Author Share Posted June 28, 2023 2 hours ago, Swarley said: No compo face attached to story, 0/10 Daily Record Fuming couple blast 'shameful' fish supper which 'ruined their anniversary' Typically "no energy" to complain at the time, but plenty of energy to complain online later on. If you're going for a ruined anniversary, do it right. Scots couple's dream cruise for 25th wedding anniversary ruined after suitcases lost Suitcases lost, and a compo face from hospital? That's right! The stress of it caused an IBS flare up, apparently. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 3 hours ago, scottsdad said: If you're going for a ruined anniversary, do it right. Scots couple's dream cruise for 25th wedding anniversary ruined after suitcases lost Suitcases lost, and a compo face from hospital? That's right! The stress of it caused an IBS flare up, apparently. If they had travel insurance they could have claimed it back for the baggage and got another cruise for the £3000, theyre fucking at it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 22 minutes ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said: If they had travel insurance they could have claimed it back for the baggage and got another cruise for the £3000, theyre fucking at it. Probably part of the "I'm not paying £x for insurance, I'll just beg off people on the Internet if something bad happens" brigade. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 1 hour ago, Boghead ranter said: Probably part of the "I'm not paying £x for insurance, I'll just beg off people on the Internet if something bad happens" brigade. True! But that said given most bank accounts include it for a small fee theres very little excuse other than being a tight c**t to not have an annual policy (unless theres health exclusions?). They would have got all the clothes they had to buy covered, plus they got upgraded and £3000 id say that one of the best results ive ever seen from a delayed bag, yet there they are moaning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FFCinthearea Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 On 25/06/2023 at 19:20, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Probably leasing it/renting it or whatever the f**k they do for about £500 a month, amazes me where people get the money from for this carry on. Thank you. She'll have this thing called "a job". An alien concept for many Glaswegians. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 3 hours ago, FFCinthearea said: She'll have this thing called "a job". An alien concept for many Glaswegians. Must be a good job to be swanning around in that. IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie McSquackle Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 10 hours ago, scottsdad said: If you're going for a ruined anniversary, do it right. Scots couple's dream cruise for 25th wedding anniversary ruined after suitcases lost Suitcases lost, and a compo face from hospital? That's right! The stress of it caused an IBS flare up, apparently. IBS flare up you say? White crochet outfit definitely the way to go. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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