Trogdor Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 11 minutes ago, Molotov said: Just another day in Tesco in Fratton near Portsmouth That big guy about 30 seconds in comes out of nowhere and slams him down like a WWE superstar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 16 minutes ago, Molotov said: Just another day in Tesco in Fratton near Portsmouth Didn't expect that angry wee roaster to pretty much get chokeslammed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molotov Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 13 minutes ago, Trogdor said: That big guy about 30 seconds in comes out of nowhere and slams him down like a WWE superstar. 7 minutes ago, superwell87 said: Didn't expect that angry wee roaster to pretty much get chokeslammed Portsmouth has a fair amount of navy personnel kicking around who don’t fcuk about with arseholes like that. Serves the wee scrote right. No doubt he will appeal to the newspapers for compensation and spring up in another thread on P&B . 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molotov Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 One of my pals is a Pompey fan. I ended up at an away FA cup tie at Anfield next to this guy. I nearly had a public meltdown with his incessant bell ringing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trogdor Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 1 minute ago, Molotov said: One of my pals is a Pompey fan. I ended up at an away FA cup tie at Anfield next to this guy. I nearly had a public meltdown with his incessant bell ringing. Did you consider chokeslamming him? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 10 minutes ago, Molotov said: One of my pals is a Pompey fan. I ended up at an away FA cup tie at Anfield next to this guy. I nearly had a public meltdown with his incessant bell ringing. I think he's solicitor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molotov Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 4 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: I think he's solicitor. Dunno if I’m being wooshed but last I read he runs a bookshop that his father used to run. https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/people/portsmouth-fan-john-westwood-overwhelmed-after-tweet-about-not-selling-a-single-book-goes-viral-1366371 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 On 27/12/2023 at 15:16, Empty It said: Was just in a local Co-Op, some woman went to buy bread and started going on about how the best before was the 27th and the bread was out of date (she was clearly at it and wanted a discount). She then proceeded to have an absolute meltdown as the young lad behind the counter informed her that it's not out of date but she's more than welcome to go get one with a different date, a good 5 minutes (at the only open till) of this entitled weirdo in her 50s shouting at a teenager because of bread. It ended with her getting a different bread then storming out whilst informing the young lad that she's reporting him to the head office. What public meltdowns have the P&B masses witnessed or been a part of? Do tear-stained resignation posts count? We've witnessed a few over the years on P&B. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molotov Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 Talking of public meltdowns. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 8 minutes ago, Molotov said: Dunno if I’m being wooshed but last I read he runs a bookshop that his father used to run. https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/people/portsmouth-fan-john-westwood-overwhelmed-after-tweet-about-not-selling-a-single-book-goes-viral-1366371 No whoosh, just got it wrong. How unlike me... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawford Bridge Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 31 minutes ago, Molotov said: One of my pals is a Pompey fan. I ended up at an away FA cup tie at Anfield next to this guy. I nearly had a public meltdown with his incessant bell ringing. Does he smell? I've always thought he looks like he needs a good wash. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O'Kelly Isley III Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 8 minutes ago, Molotov said: Talking of public meltdowns. I'm truly astonished that St Andrews has a football fan. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molotov Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 6 minutes ago, Crawford Bridge said: Does he smell? I've always thought he looks like he needs a good wash. I did ask him if his Scottish team were Morten. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted December 29, 2023 Author Share Posted December 29, 2023 33 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: I think he's solicitor. 27 minutes ago, Molotov said: Dunno if I’m being wooshed but last I read he runs a bookshop that his father used to run. https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/people/portsmouth-fan-john-westwood-overwhelmed-after-tweet-about-not-selling-a-single-book-goes-viral-1366371 I thought he was just a full time attention seeking p***k tbh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peil Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 1 hour ago, Molotov said: One of my pals is a Pompey fan. I ended up at an away FA cup tie at Anfield next to this guy. I nearly had a public meltdown with his incessant bell ringing. He absolutely stinks as well, least he did when I bumped into him at Wembley a few years ago. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNU_Linux Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 (edited) Tbf in this case entirely justified Edited December 29, 2023 by GNU_Linux 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diegomarahenry Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 There was a guy in probably his late 40s climbed in to hedge of the house across the road about 2am one morning. The owner shouted at him from the upstairs window and an altercation started. The guy was shouting abuse telling the owner to come down. He then went in to a maniacal scream shouting over and over again, I'LL GIVE YOU IT BAWS DEEP BAWS DEEP, BAAAWS DEEP BAAWS DEEEEP FUCKIN BAWS DEEEEEP BAWS DEEP etc. Not sure if it was a threat or a chat-up line. He left still shouting it. I see the guy about the town from time to time and he seems fairly calm. Maybe just had a bad night. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 1 hour ago, Crawford Bridge said: Does he smell? What The Rock is cooking? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 3 minutes ago, diegomarahenry said: There was a guy in probably his late 40s climbed in to hedge of the house across the road about 2am one morning. The owner shouted at him from the upstairs window and an altercation started. The guy was shouting abuse telling the owner to come down. He then went in to a maniacal scream shouting over and over again, I'LL GIVE YOU IT BAWS DEEP BAWS DEEP, BAAAWS DEEP BAAWS DEEEEP FUCKIN BAWS DEEEEEP BAWS DEEP etc. Not sure if it was a threat or a chat-up line. He left still shouting it. I see the guy about the town from time to time and he seems fairly calm. Maybe just had a bad night. Maybe he was a hedge fund manager having a bad day and needing to let off some steam. What do I know? What is a hedge fund manager? Why does a hedge need a fund? If so, how does anyone manage it? Just a thought. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRocketman II Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 8 hours ago, Halbeath Raith Rover said: Louped the barrier there a few months ago glorious feeling. 10 mins later a random guy gave me his day ticket for the subway which I took as a sign from God to bump the bus station toilets everytime in future. £4.20 saved plus 30p on the pishers. Ship had truly come in that day. Should have peered into a couple of random bins to see if any treasures had been prematurely surrendered 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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