GNU_Linux Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 You touch my tralala ooohh my ding ding dong 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Jeremy Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 Bless my cotton socks I'm in the news 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 Yesterday I got so old I felt like I could die Yesterday I got so old It made me want to cry 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 Father, why are all the children weeping? They are merely crying son Oh, are they merely crying, father? Yes, true weeping is yet... to come 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 It's exams that count not football teams. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling! My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling! Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted February 9 Author Share Posted February 9 18 minutes ago, Eednud said: I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. In all seriousness that's probably the next stage of human evolution. Being able to put it in the dishwasher. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 What she said I smoke because I'm hoping for an early death And I need to cling to something 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnderooMFC Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 Every salvageable breath choked off in fear I am the last thing I'll ever expect from me SAFE when nobody is in your heart now TAKE everything you can get your hands on Save me, save me from this yearning yet again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 How can we dance when our earth is turning How do we sleep while our beds are burning How can we dance when our earth is turning How do we sleep while our beds are burning 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 Do you remember Barefoot on the lawn with shooting stars Do you remember The loving on the floor in Belsize Park Do you remember Dancing in stilettoes in the snow Do you remember You never understood I had to go 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 Do you remember lying in bed With the covers pulled up over your head 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewing Taffies Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 Please don't procrastinate It's not good to masturbate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 But soon-a come-a day, gonna be a big-a star Den I make-a T.V. shows and-a movies Get-a myself a new car but still I be myself I don't want-a to change a t'ing Still a-dance and a-sing I think-a about-a mama, she used to say 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 He lied about his Brexit, here we lied on the side of a bus, he lied to his wife, he lied to the Queen, he lies to all of us His government tried to change the law that meant if you protested, they can do whatever the f*ck they want while you get arrested The messy comfied with his Brexit, here we pass it as corona, if you dare mentioned empty shelves, you've branded a ramona The decorating bills free flat was payed by Tory donors He doesn't know how many kids he's got, he can't control his boner Boris Johnson is still a fucking c**t! Boris Johnson is still a fucking c**t! Boris Johnson is still a fucking c**t! He's still a c**t (Still a c**t) A fucking c**t (A fucking c**t!) Any snails and shipment suckly Fred and rankly west Old mediocre murderers but Boris can't his best Devers and delays on lockdowns paired with puzzling plans A hundred and forty thousand COVID deaths on his hands at the perly goats His government ditched PPE yet contracts to all their mates Then he partied off for Christmas While we all bore the brunt He laughed and lockdowned, Boris Johnson's still a fuckin' c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazzyStar Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 I decree today that life is simply taking and not giving England is mine, it owes me a living 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 Everybody told me you can't get far with 37 dollars and a Jap guitar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping Still, my guitar gently weeps 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 Where did all the guitars go? Did they all disappear? Where did all the guitars go? What is this shit that I hear? Who's gonna play for the kids with long hair When nobody cares? How will they cope with the pain? Don't you know that rock n' roll is good for the soul? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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