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Dundee v Whoever They're Playing This Weekend (Or maybe that should the the other way round)


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So catching up with this thread took a while. 

Tinpot league table

1. @Arab_R_us

2. Hibs joining sides with Sevco and jumping on the statement bandwagon. 

3. Rangers tear stained statement wet enough to flood Dens.

4. The boy blaming climate change

5. Dundees pitch.

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Clement wanting to play the match today "so soon ahead of the Ross County game on Sunday...". That's all very well, but no mention of Dundee playing on Saturday.  p***k.

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10 minutes ago, kingjoey said:

Clement wanting to play the match today "so soon ahead of the Ross County game on Sunday...". That's all very well, but no mention of Dundee playing on Saturday.  p***k.

I imagine the biggest shock for Dundee players would be an away game getting postponed, otherwise I reckon they’re pretty used to it by now. 

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22 minutes ago, kingjoey said:

Clement wanting to play the match today "so soon ahead of the Ross County game on Sunday...". That's all very well, but no mention of Dundee playing on Saturday.  p***k.

But today was the first available date! Isn’t that what you wanted all along?!

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25 minutes ago, kingjoey said:

Clement wanting to play the match today "so soon ahead of the Ross County game on Sunday...". That's all very well, but no mention of Dundee playing on Saturday.  p***k.

Yup. Absolutely bizarre statement.

Playing on a Thursday and then on a Sunday is completely normal. 

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13 minutes ago, AJF said:

But today was the first available date! Isn’t that what you wanted all along?!

Except today isn’t an available date, in the same way that Monday 1st wasn’t an available date. 

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2 minutes ago, The Master said:

Except today isn’t an available date, in the same way that Monday 1st wasn’t an available date. 

I think you mistook my post as being serious.

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1 minute ago, AJF said:

I think you mistook my post as being serious.

I think people need to be forgiven AJF as you are quite the exception to the normal breed of your support. 

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1 hour ago, Empty It said:

So catching up with this thread took a while. 

Tinpot league table

1. @Arab_R_us

2. Hibs joining sides with Sevco and jumping on the statement bandwagon. 

3. Rangers tear stained statement wet enough to flood Dens.

4. The boy blaming climate change

5. Dundees pitch.

 

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3 hours ago, Der Panzer said:

Imagine your team being that shite that the only thing you can gloat to your rivals about is that your grass is better than theirs…

Absolutley riding the shit out of this situation and getting visibly more excited with every post… Arab_r_us is gonna end up knocking himself out if he keeps typing with his forehead as well. 

Championship diddies should return to their own forum and let the big teams discuss our gardening issues. 

As ever - we are Dundee FC and we will decide if and when we play. 

We could mention your club has been sleeping for 50yrs but we won't 

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21 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said:

Really hope the Celtic f**k these chunts for the title.

Feel dirty typing that, but that's the way it is.

They're a shower of shite.

Thank you.

Personally I hope they drop points to us and lose the title by a single point. Even better if one of their players goes round McCracken in the 98th minute and then slips on the slick surface and misses an empty net winner.

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2 hours ago, Dee Man said:

Never, ever attempt to make up a chant again please. 

Thank you. 

 

2 hours ago, LIVIFOREVER said:

I chant what i want

I chant what i want

Dee Man can't stop me

I chant what i want

 

It rains and it pours

The Arabs point scooooore

It's all by the by

Rangers let their club DIE

 

edit: thank you

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Stuart Kettlewell outright saying he knows Dundee spent big on players last Summer instead of spending money on the pitch.

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15 minutes ago, RandomGuy. said:

Stuart Kettlewell outright saying he knows Dundee spent big on players last Summer instead of spending money on the pitch.

Stuart Kettlewell knows f**k all.

Since the Americans arrived our player budget has never been dictated by spending elsewhere.  

Any decisions regards the amount invested into Dens were solely to do with the lack of long-term value from any such investment.

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11 minutes ago, RandomGuy. said:

Stuart Kettlewell outright saying he knows Dundee spent big on players last Summer instead of spending money on the pitch.

Nobody gives a flying f**k what Kettlewell thinks, so take your shite elsewhere, you fucking tedious troll.

Thank you.

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